Really Funny Jokes

by Stephen on January 16, 2013 · 263 comments

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A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!”

The doctor replied, “Show me.”

So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again.

She was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.” He thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger.”

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

“Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”

“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: “So, Seamus, how was your day?”

Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.

“The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”

“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Seamus.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.” !!!!!

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?

Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

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1 Stephen January 16, 2013 at 5:29 pm

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity?
Alexander: I know – you do not have to pay for lightning.

2 Stephen January 19, 2013 at 10:41 am

A mother takes her three son’s to enroll in school. The teacher asks.

Teacher: What are your son’s names?

Lady: This boy’s name is Leroy, this other boy’s name is Leroy, and Leroy here is my third son’s name.

Teacher: Isn’t it confusing having all three boy’s named the same?

Lady: Oh no, you see when it’s time for lunch I just holler out the door, Leroy! it’s time for lunch, and they all come a runnin. When it’s time for dinner I just holler out the door, Leroy! it’s time for dinner and they all come a runnin.

Teacher: Ok, so what do you do when you want a specific boy?

Lady: Oh, well then I just holler out their last name.

3 Stephen January 20, 2013 at 9:10 am

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”

Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: “What is 3×3?”
Harry: “9”
Principal: “What is 6×6?”
Harry: “36”

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.”
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions.”
The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”
Harry, after a moment: “Legs.”

Ms Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: “Pockets.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Harry: “Pants.”

Ms. Brooks: “What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?”
Harry: “Coconut.”

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?”

The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, “Bubble gum.”

Ms. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”
Harry: “Shake hands.”

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?”
Harry: “Firetruck.”

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, “Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong…”

4 Stephen January 22, 2013 at 9:32 pm

Jerry: “I’ve eaten beef all my life and now I’m as strong as a bull.”

Paul: “That is queer. I’ve eaten fish all my life and yet I can’t swim a stroke.”

5 Stephen January 23, 2013 at 3:37 pm

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license. They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

6 Rishu Kumar Singh January 28, 2013 at 1:20 am

Really amazing jokes.

7 Steve February 3, 2013 at 9:26 pm

I got a joke:

A boy got a miss call. He went to school and asked his teacher: “Miss why did you send me a call?”

Teacher: “I didn’t.”

Boy: “Well my phone says I got a miss call.”

8 Aryan February 19, 2013 at 7:14 am

A Chinese man rings his boss, “Me no work I sick.”
Boss says, “When I’m sick, I make love with my wife. Try that.”
Two hours later the Chinese man rings back, “Me better, you got nice house.”

9 Mahnoor February 23, 2013 at 2:36 am

It’s too funny stories..

10 Stephen February 24, 2013 at 11:09 am

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E.
One boy says: “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T.
The same boys says: “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behaviuor. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.
The boy shouts from the other side of the door: “Maybe an elephant!”

Submitted by Nmg over at funny stories.

11 Stephen February 27, 2013 at 9:15 pm

Two kids talking:

Polly: “Does your grandmother read the Bible?”
Elaine: “Sure does. Day and night.”
Polly: “But why does she read it so much?”
Elaine: “I guess she’s cramming for her finals.”

12 Nangri Juban February 27, 2013 at 11:23 pm

I feel great while reading……… no tension, no pain :-)

13 Parvinder Kaur February 28, 2013 at 2:35 am

Love it. Liked and shared!

14 Lily February 28, 2013 at 7:43 am

Very funny!!! Nice jokes :)

15 Xolisa donklan February 28, 2013 at 12:41 pm

Hahaha! Great jokes

16 Anane Emmanuel February 28, 2013 at 1:01 pm

I am freaked out lol

17 Olanike March 1, 2013 at 7:30 am


18 Jazzy March 1, 2013 at 4:15 pm

Read this, it’s funny.

A teacher asked a student, “Do you know the alphabet?”

The kid said no so the teacher said, “Well, tomorrow you gonna have to say the alphabet to me.”

The kid went home and asked his mom, “Mom, what’s the 1st letter of the alphabet?” His mom responded, “Sshhh I’m on the phone.”
The kid asked his dad, “Dad, what is the 2nd letter of the alphabet?” His dad said, “Yes!”
He then asked his sister, “What’s the 3rd letter of the alphabet?” She said, “Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson.”
He then asked his little brother, “Bro, what’s the 4th letter of the alphabet?” The little brother said, “Driving in my bruum bruum car. Driving in my broom broom car.”

The next day, the kid met the teacher, she asked, “What’s the 1st letter of the alphabet?”
The kid answered, “Sshhh, I’m on the phone.”
The teacher got angry and said, “Do you want to go to the principal office?
The kid responded, “Yes!”
The teacher said, “Who do you think you are?”
The kid said, “Michael Jackson.”
The teacher said, “How do you think you are going to get away with this…”
The kid said, “Driving in my bruum bruum car driving in my broom broom car.”

Hope u enjoy ……. :)

19 Khushendra dahal March 1, 2013 at 7:29 pm

Great !!! lol

20 Esme March 2, 2013 at 11:58 am

Read these wonderful jokes people. I have been loving for the last two days. These are hilarious.

21 Anil Reddy March 2, 2013 at 12:12 pm

It was really amazing friends. I enjoyed a lot, thank you very much.

22 Mzo March 2, 2013 at 1:45 pm

Teacher: “Johnny, why are you late?”
Johnny: “Sir, because of a sign.”
Teacher: “What sign?”
Johnny: “A sign that said ‘Go Slowly, School Ahead’.”

23 Asenaca Matavewa March 3, 2013 at 4:44 am

Haha I’m enjoying it….

24 FunnyAsHell March 3, 2013 at 7:19 am

Wow amazing jokes love them soooo much !!! Put more on people please ! I have no jokes at alll how boring I am.

25 Daisy March 3, 2013 at 11:03 am

Read this, it is a really good joke:

So there are three boys called: Shut Up, Manners, and Poo. Poo goes to the well to collect some water but he felt in the well.

Manners goes to the well to try to help Poo out, while Shut Up goes to the police station to get help.

Police: “What is your name?”
Shut Up: “Shut up.”
Police: “Where is your manner?”
Shut Up: “Down the well picking up Poo.”

26 Waswa Israel March 3, 2013 at 1:30 pm

So, so, so cute.

27 Sani Mukhtar Daura March 3, 2013 at 7:01 pm

A governmental psycharict driver was ordered to take some mad people from Abuja to Katsina state. While on the road, he stopped at one town to take his lunch in a famous restaurant.

After his lunch he came out to find all the mad men gone. He was very afraid so he went to a motor station and picked some people at a cheap price :mrgreen:

28 Pune Waroi March 3, 2013 at 10:19 pm

Cool, thanks for the laugh.

29 SpringLover March 4, 2013 at 2:48 pm

Wow….. some greatest jokes ….

30 Rajdeep March 4, 2013 at 11:44 pm

I have a nice joke here!

There were 4 people in a private plane: a captain, a priest, a boy scout, and a smartest man in the world. Suddenly they heard an explosion, the pilot realized that the engine had exploded so he announced, “Dear passengers, I am afraid that there is a technical problem in the engine. The plane is gonna crash. Grab a parachute and jump!”

The pilot then grabbed a parachute and jumped off. The smartest man in the world said, “I need that parachute, the world needs my knowledge” and so he jumped off.

The priest said, “Boy you take that last parachute, the world doesn’t need me, I am just an old priest.”

The boy scout said, “No, what are you talking about? There are 2 parachutes left.”

“What?” – the priest.

“The smartest man in the world took my backpack.” – responded the boy scout. :mrgreen:

31 Tina March 5, 2013 at 2:59 pm

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”

32 Muhammad A March 5, 2013 at 5:40 pm

Wow! Really nice jokes, it helped relieved me off my worries. Just laughing and laughing endlessly.

33 Maurice Atuhaire March 6, 2013 at 6:10 am

Actually they refreshed my mind, so humorous.

34 Phil March 6, 2013 at 1:08 pm

I went out to buy camaflague trousers but I couldn’t find any!

o O o

Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?

o O o

Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Because they go answer the door.

o O o

Why is the sky so high? – So birds don’t bump their heads!!

35 Jack March 7, 2013 at 5:00 pm

Boy and his teacher conversation:

Boy: “Can I go to the toilet please?”
Teacher: “Say your alphabet.”
Boy: “abcd efgh ijkl mnoq rstu vwxy z”
Teacher: “You forgot about the p.”
Boy: “The p whent down my pants.”

36 Jane March 7, 2013 at 7:42 pm

Why can’t a blonde call 911?
She can’t find the eleven (11).

37 Jane March 7, 2013 at 8:13 pm

Q: Why did the Hedgehog cross the road?
A: To see his Flat Mate.

Q. Why did the orange use suntan lotion?
A. He started to peel.

38 Isha March 8, 2013 at 12:45 am

Well these were really nice jokes. I loved them.

39 Yukta March 8, 2013 at 8:25 am

Nice jokes

40 Jennifer March 9, 2013 at 5:26 pm

Seriously, guys, these jokes are so funny! Wow! I am enjoying myself.

41 Smriti March 10, 2013 at 4:39 am

It’s awesome! Had great laugh!!

42 Lee jackson March 10, 2013 at 6:46 am

So funny…!

43 Ayanda March 10, 2013 at 7:21 am

Lol thanks guys y’all made my day

44 Smriti March 10, 2013 at 9:12 am

A newly wed couple were talking. Husband: “How many boyfriends did you have before marrying me?”

When his wife wasn’t answering, he said: “Don’t want to tell?”
Wife: “I’m still counting!!”

45 Dharshika March 11, 2013 at 3:40 am

Teacher: Suppose you have 10 chocolates. You give 3 to Tina, 2 to Mina and 3 to Sema. What do you have now?

Boy: I would have 3 girlfriends.

46 Pooja March 11, 2013 at 6:30 am

Hey! I have a joke:

A wife and her husband were gone to see an exibition of paintings. So there was one painting, in it was a girl who was only wearing some leaves on her chest.

The husband was looking at the painting with an open mouth while the wife saw the whole exibibtion and came back to him and asked, “Are u going home or waiting for the wind to blow?”

Please comment. If it’s bad or good, plz comment. This is the first joke written by me that’s y. Thanx.

47 Badgrl March 11, 2013 at 4:32 pm

I like it!!!

48 Smriti March 12, 2013 at 4:51 am

Master: “Why didn’t you water the plants yesterday?”
Servant: “It was raining.”
Master: “Don’t make excuses! You could have used an umbrella!!”

49 Aston merrygold March 12, 2013 at 4:43 pm

I love all these jokes.

50 Sushant March 13, 2013 at 2:41 am

Very funny jokes… I like them. Check out mine:

Teacher: Who is the father of the nation?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: What does hen lay?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: What is the average speed of cars?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Ask your parents for help and tell me tomorrow.
Next day, the student met the teacher and answered: Mahatma Gandhi lays eggs at the average speed of 45km/hour.

51 Apule Mero March 13, 2013 at 3:18 am

All of em, superb.

52 MsLita March 13, 2013 at 7:24 am

Can’t stop laughing

53 Yunus March 14, 2013 at 12:54 pm

I lyk these jokes

54 Will Windos March 14, 2013 at 2:10 pm

Very funny jokes guys. Here is my share: :D

A little girl was asking her teacher.

Girl: “Can my mom get pregnant?”
Teacher: “How old is your mom?”
Girl: “She’s 40!”
Teacher: Yes, she can.”
Girl: “Can my sister get pregnant?”
Teacher: “How old is your sister?”
Girl: “She’s 18.”
Teacher: “Yes, she can.”
Girl: “Can I get pregnant?
Teacher: “How old are you?”
Girl: “I’m 12.”
Teacher: “No you cannot get pregnant.”

A lil boy sitting behind the lil girl said, “I told you we have nothing to worry about.”

The teacher fainted.

55 Vishwanath March 15, 2013 at 9:47 am

@Jennifer (comment #40): said “The jokes are so funny. Wow I am enjoying myself.”

The jokes are really funny but can you tell me are you enjoying you yourself or enjoying the Jokes? j/k :p

56 Phindile March 16, 2013 at 8:50 am

Wowee having so much fun, y’all are funny.

57 Ahmed March 17, 2013 at 3:11 am

So funny. I like all the jokes.

58 Angela March 17, 2013 at 5:19 pm

Wow these are real classic. Laughing my ass off…

59 Immaculate March 18, 2013 at 4:13 am

I love the jokes. They are really funny. Keep it up.

60 Jury March 19, 2013 at 6:01 am

A man is traveling in a forest, and suddently encounters a lion. With no way to escape, he kneels down 2 pray 2 God for deliverence. After praying, he stands up and he sees the lion kneeling, and praying.

The man asks what are you doing? The lion replies, “I always pray to God before eating a meal.”

61 Shania March 19, 2013 at 4:24 pm

The one above me almost had me out my chair!!!

62 Tina March 19, 2013 at 4:36 pm

Four Catholic Men And A Catholic Woman

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh – My – God.”

63 Hannah March 19, 2013 at 6:23 pm

LoL, I love all these jokes :D Here is mine:

There are two men. They both walk into a bar. One man asks for H20. The second man asks if he can have some H20 too.
The second man died.

[H2O too = H2O2 ; Hydrogen peroxide, poisonous]

64 Mariah March 19, 2013 at 6:53 pm

All nice jokes……. I love ‘em all

65 Clement March 19, 2013 at 7:38 pm

You guys are wonderful keep it up

66 Sidratulmuntaha March 20, 2013 at 2:15 am

Very funny and nice.

67 Kevin March 20, 2013 at 4:17 am

Nice jokes.. I can’t help myself from laughing…thanks so much… add some more.

68 Masx March 20, 2013 at 8:34 am

So you think you are funny? Read this:

Two guys are running and the other one runs into a bar…….he faints.

69 Kevin N March 21, 2013 at 2:11 am

They are really funny. Love em all.

70 Mahdia March 21, 2013 at 3:18 am

I just love these jokes.

71 Prue March 21, 2013 at 5:47 am

Too good these jokes.. can’t stop my cheeks from paining with laughter..

72 Honey March 21, 2013 at 7:38 am

Nice jokes guys.

73 Mikaila March 21, 2013 at 8:06 am

I love them.

74 Clyde Danso March 21, 2013 at 4:36 pm

Nice jokes

75 Ishad Rolle March 21, 2013 at 6:12 pm

I have a joke:

Why did dairy queen get pregnant?
Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

76 Mary Jane Pilapil March 22, 2013 at 12:39 am

I like it so much… love these funny jokes…

77 Saravanan March 22, 2013 at 6:29 am

Nice jokes

78 Carolina March 22, 2013 at 4:38 pm

Wow you guys are really good :d

79 Nataua March 24, 2013 at 1:36 am

Hey! Nice jokes. Keep it up guys, good luck.

80 Perry March 24, 2013 at 5:43 am

A little boy asked Santa Clause for Christmas, “Give me a brother.”
Santa clause answered back, “Give me your mother.”

81 Sheetal March 24, 2013 at 12:40 pm

Some were, some were not.

82 Nazai March 24, 2013 at 3:16 pm

Q: What are the best slippers
A: Banana peels!

83 Riya March 25, 2013 at 9:46 am

After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV.

No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV then her doorbell rang. There stood her date. He took one look at her and gasped, “I’m two hours late… and you’re still not ready!?”


84 Dann Ratu March 25, 2013 at 5:10 pm

I think these jokes are so funny…when I’m stress I alwayz search for this, just to make me relax…

85 Shanna March 27, 2013 at 4:47 pm

Nice jokes everyone!!!

86 RC March 27, 2013 at 5:42 pm

This is funny:

One day, Max and Bob were watching a soap opera on television. On the show, there was a girl standing on a bridge. Max turned to Bob and said, “I bet you $5 that she’s going to jump off that bridge.”

Bob agreed to the bet. The girl in the show jumped off the bridge, and Bob handed Max the $5. Then Max felt guilty and said, “This is a re-run I already saw, I knew she was going to jump.” To which Bob replied, “I saw it before too, but I didn’t think the girl would be stupid enough to do it again!”

87 Wolf Queen of Dark March 28, 2013 at 2:16 pm

Here’s a joke everyone.

Q. What is the diffrence between a dog and a woman?
A. If you put a dog and a woman in a car’s trunk for 3 hours and you open the trunk, the dog will still be happy to see you.

88 Elizabeth Ally March 29, 2013 at 7:44 am

These jokes are wonderful, keep it up guys.

89 Elizabeth Ally March 29, 2013 at 8:02 am

Here is a conversation between Blumstead and his boss.

Boss: Listen carefully, Blumstead….. you need to start doubling down on your efforts in this office.
Blunstead: Will do, boss.
Boss: Good! Then why are you still standing here?
Blumstead: I’m on it boss!
Blumstead’s friend: What’s up, dag?
Blumstead: Hang on, I’m about to double down on a pair of eights.

90 Dunculz March 29, 2013 at 6:15 pm

Two little boys stole a big bag of orange from their neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally, one of them suggested the near by cemetery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

A few minuets later a drunkard on his way from a bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: “One for me, one for u. One for me, one for u.” he immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the church near by for a priest.

“Father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u…”

Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says: “What about the two at the gate?”

Omg come see the marathon, the priest almost run pass the gate, shouting we are not dead yet…!

91 Chung Men Xhoe March 30, 2013 at 12:23 pm

One day, a stranger asked a little girl to climb up and down a tree. After the little girl climbed up and down the stranger gave her some candies.

The girl went home, she told her mother about the stranger. Her mother spoke angrily to her and told her that the stranger just wanted to see her underwear under the dress.

The second day, it happened the same thing and the stranger gave her 100$.

Again she told her mother. Her mother yelled loudly at her for again climbing the tree. The little girl said, “Don’t worry, I didn’t wear one under my dress….”

The mother fainted.

92 Memamo March 31, 2013 at 2:36 pm

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

You are too young to smoke.

93 Lillie April 2, 2013 at 5:48 am

Why did the one handed chicken cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.

94 Abongile April 3, 2013 at 4:11 pm

Just a Tip of all times:

Guys if you feel that time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry, just remove the battery from the clock, that helps.

I hope you’ll do that ;-)

95 AnieD April 4, 2013 at 12:16 pm

Two guys sitting at the bar. One guy yells at the other, “I slept with your mom.” People at the bar grow silent. After a while, the guy yells again, “I slept with your mom again.” The other guy responds, “Let’s go home dad, you are drunk.”

96 Danny April 4, 2013 at 12:37 pm

It is nice joke.

97 Hassan April 5, 2013 at 5:15 am

Two couples making a new password on their new computer. The man suggested the password to be “my pen*s”. The wife busted out with tears of laughing because the computer responded, “too short.”

98 Rain Forest April 5, 2013 at 6:27 am

What do you call an alligator that has a fever?
An ill-igator.

99 Savanah April 5, 2013 at 8:22 am

Haha these were really funny. I almost died laughing. And I am in class which makes it worse.

100 Myron April 5, 2013 at 1:48 pm

Joke: I went to a newly built swimming pool. As I entred the man at the counter said donation please. I gave him a glass of water.

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