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Funny Short Stories

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

:mrgreen:

Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

:mrgreen:

Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

😯
:mrgreen:

Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

😛 :mrgreen:

Mouthology:

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

😀

Captain:

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

😀

Elephant:

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

:mrgreen:

Do you know any short but very funny stories? Please share below 😛


{ 936 comments… add one }
  • Miracle October 26, 2018, 3:59 am

    Nice short stories ……

  • Verla schmidt August 23, 2018, 11:38 am

    Enjoyed these funny stories and will use some of them in my Sunday school class

  • sam August 12, 2018, 5:49 pm

    Very funny

  • hem August 12, 2018, 1:06 pm

    Teacher: Give an example of a reptile.
    Student: Girgit
    Teacher: yea. You mean lizard. Good. Give another example.
    Student: Another girgit.

  • awesum stuff June 12, 2018, 5:42 pm

    this is awesum stuff thank you

  • Tee May 31, 2018, 3:56 am

    FUNNY!

  • F.Ofem February 21, 2018, 4:41 pm

    This got me laughing out loud.
    People can kill people with jokes…. This one resurrected me!!!

    A crowd gathered at an ACCIDENT scene and a smart and nosey journalist wanted to get the story first hand. “Make way, I am the victim’s son” he shouted. “I said I am the victim’s son” he continued shouting. Slowly the crowd paved way for him. On getting there, lying lifeless, in front of the car was a GOAT

  • Ebenezer December 6, 2017, 11:52 am

    Very funny….thanks

  • Emmy-ify The Nigeria November 21, 2017, 6:32 pm

    Nice

  • Thanh Hương September 30, 2017, 9:19 am

    Nice

  • Aung Kyaw Kyaw September 30, 2017, 2:39 am

    ha ha really funny thank you for them

  • Monica August 31, 2017, 11:27 pm

    Very useful… Keep us updated!

  • Amindya Sahanya August 23, 2017, 5:41 am

    It was very funny ……. Enjoyed reading them??

  • Collins Koech August 22, 2017, 3:20 pm

    Hahaa…! I Had Some Stress But I’ve Forgoten, Am Now Loughing

  • Altair August 18, 2017, 7:10 pm

    Lol??????enjkoyed a lot
    Pls make more

  • Nathaniel Turkson August 9, 2017, 8:56 am

    I have Laughed to the extend that i dont know where to faint soo my friend shift make i faint.I have got all my thanks on you.

  • Christopher July 15, 2017, 5:17 pm

    When is a car not a car; when it turns into a garage.

  • Cosmas Madaa July 7, 2017, 3:58 am

    Thats nice keep coming

  • VARSHA MANE May 25, 2017, 3:27 am

    so funny jokes..makes me laugh.

  • VARSHA MANE May 25, 2017, 3:26 am

    All were good……but wrong mail id and pencils were very funny……….

  • Faybian May 23, 2017, 9:44 am

    Nice stories

  • Hien May 16, 2017, 11:56 am

    Fantastic!

  • P-Star May 2, 2017, 9:09 am

    Wow! I enjoyed every one of these fun stories. the really kept me funky. Thanks

  • Oda April 12, 2017, 2:26 pm

    Awesome!!! I just can’t stop laughing, keep it up friendz.

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