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The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

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Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

😀 😀 😀

Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

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Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

😀 😀 😀


A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

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A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

😀 😀 😀


The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

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Do you know any short but very funny stories? Please share below 😛

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  • John Malangmei February 15, 2024, 12:20 am

    The Stories make me laugh… it is more interesting than the class I am attending.

  • Maryam Salis Sani January 6, 2024, 2:18 pm

    I really like this stories, it’s so funny

  • Princess July 23, 2023, 6:41 am

    So funny

  • Abraham Daniel June 9, 2023, 5:16 pm

    Oh! My God, this is hilarious!

    • Asigri Jacob Agingri July 25, 2023, 11:42 am

      In fact, some stories made me laugh alone like a madman.

  • Abraham Daniel June 8, 2023, 8:11 am


  • SIX May 2, 2023, 11:46 am

    lolz d ‘ology’ joke gat me

  • Precious April 21, 2023, 4:34 pm


  • Precious April 5, 2023, 12:31 pm

    Wow mouthtorlogy

    • Peace January 3, 2024, 5:02 pm

      Very funny

  • Candy February 27, 2023, 3:18 pm

    Bruology, Mouthology willology Diology Ifology Itology Keepsology Killingology Meology.


    • Candy February 27, 2023, 3:18 pm

      🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  • Oluwahsemhilore December 16, 2022, 3:28 pm

    It makes my day lovely, all gratitude to the person who wrote, thanks ooo, itz Joshua

  • Mike December 10, 2022, 4:39 pm


  • Omolade December 5, 2022, 4:35 pm

    Lolz mouthology has kill the professor ooo

  • Phelix November 15, 2022, 12:10 am


  • Uma Maheswar Nakka October 13, 2022, 3:52 am

    Very funny and beautiful

  • Mirabella September 15, 2022, 1:36 pm

    Lol The Mouthology Shift My Kidney

  • Anom August 29, 2022, 5:10 pm

    This is really interesting

  • Blessing August 6, 2022, 12:57 pm

    So funny

  • Jessylove August 5, 2022, 7:48 am

    Very interesting jokes.

  • Tee berry August 2, 2022, 4:43 am

    So funny i really love it

  • Katende pius July 19, 2022, 9:58 pm

    Wow what funny stories these are

  • Segun June 30, 2022, 7:43 am

    This too funny another one pls

  • Ike Chinonso June 27, 2022, 1:06 pm

    The mouthology is very funny

  • Abasiofon Okon June 3, 2022, 3:23 pm

    I cant stop laughing

  • VÃRŚHÃ February 9, 2022, 10:48 am

    The child and his mother got me down omg😂😂😂😂
    I can’t hold my laugh anymore on the part where he said he know y his grandma got old😂😂😂😂

  • Anuoluwapo January 5, 2022, 11:53 pm

    I dey laughed about that mouthlogy ,you no dey kill me

  • John michael December 25, 2021, 2:49 pm

    Yeah, the mouthology part got my ribs cracked up

  • Rai Rajeswori September 7, 2021, 1:59 am

    I liked all the stories especially wrong email address

    • Nita October 6, 2021, 6:06 am

      Same…and also elephant

  • Paul September 6, 2021, 12:09 pm

    I love this jokes,i almost fainted

  • Anonymous August 12, 2021, 9:18 am

    Its sharkology gonna eat your assology HAHAHAHAHALOL

  • Anonymous2178 August 12, 2021, 9:13 am

    bro the elephent 0ne had me all the way cracked up

  • kyara August 6, 2021, 5:19 am

    i do like the moutthology part

    • Jace Kyle October 31, 2021, 6:48 pm

      yep the mouthology and assology got me down LMAO

  • NATIE August 1, 2021, 2:00 pm

    hahaha i love the mouthology part

  • snazzy July 13, 2021, 6:10 am

    🙂 <3 😛

  • Thokchom Gamma June 3, 2021, 1:42 pm

    My stress is reduced to read this jokes

  • Lisa June 2, 2021, 1:08 am

    Good 😌 website with perfect 👌 stories

  • muhammad May 18, 2021, 3:18 pm

    So funny

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