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The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

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Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

😀 😀 😀

Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

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Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

😀 😀 😀


A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

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A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

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The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

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Do you know any short but very funny stories? Please share below 😛

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  • rand April 29, 2021, 4:57 pm

    These stories are really funny.😂😂

    • kyara August 6, 2021, 5:24 am

      perfect 👌

  • Emmanuel April 28, 2021, 4:37 am

    Very funny lol

    • kyara August 6, 2021, 5:23 am


  • ADDEPALLI Kantha Rao March 21, 2021, 9:07 am

    I like these humorous jokes particularly victim’s son

  • Walter March 18, 2021, 9:43 am

    I found two thieves stealing my neighbor’s clothes from the drying line and when I asked what they were doing they replied”we are shopping online”😁😁😁

  • Enaganti Srinivasulu March 12, 2021, 12:14 am

    Mouthology story i loved

  • Angela moran January 21, 2021, 11:31 pm

    so funny

  • Nanda Doneparthy September 2, 2020, 11:15 pm

    lol very funny stories

  • ashaba phionah August 16, 2020, 12:40 am

    wowwww ths is so lovely of you people

  • Satish Lingangouda Patil July 8, 2020, 1:36 am

    I would like to share a joke:

    A student was asked by English Teacher to change the voice of the sentence, “I made a mistake”.
    One of the students wrote, “I was made by mistake!”

  • Spenser.Donahue May 27, 2020, 12:47 am

    Don’t ask what others have done for you, but ask what you have done for others

  • Baron ik May 7, 2020, 6:48 am

    They are really funny thanks.

  • elyn manghihilot May 4, 2020, 6:24 am

    mouthology story is so funny.?

  • Adeyemi feranmi April 30, 2020, 5:41 am

    My day will be great today….lol

  • Robert Finlo April 29, 2020, 7:50 am

    I really luv dhiz stories especially on the wrong email.

    • kyara August 6, 2021, 5:32 am

      appreciate it

  • Michael Condon April 11, 2020, 4:42 am

    I loved them, they were clean and refreshing. It brightened up my day. Thank you

  • Str8runYEW February 24, 2020, 9:11 pm

    They are not bad they are dry jokes but they kool

  • Crofts.Samantha January 27, 2020, 2:26 pm

    Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take a step on the ground

  • Yureli January 19, 2020, 10:36 pm

    XD XD XD, I loved The “The Child and His Mother” One!! Great job!!

  • Joshua.Benjamin December 30, 2019, 4:07 am

    A healthy body is the cornerstone of achieving the goal

  • Douglas Isaiah December 22, 2019, 9:10 am

    Who killed Goliath?
    One day a nursery teacher asked her students a question concerning the last topic.And there she firstly asked.
    “Class!Who killed Goliath?”…
    first student:”I don’t know.”…..Second student,”I wasn’t in yestaday.”The teacher asked again now shouting out,”Who killed Goliath,class?”
    One student shouted out of fear,”its not me madam.” The teacher was annoyed and went ahead and called the principal.The principal came and asked the students twice.”Students,who killed Goliath?”Everyone in the class was silent.
    The principal turned to the Class teacher and asked,Are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class?The class teacher was freezed????

    • marvin ssembuya December 29, 2019, 11:44 am

      Very funy hahahahahah

    • Edwin Brandon March 27, 2020, 1:44 am

      This is so so funny.. can u imagine even the principal dint know the answer?

    • Paul Claudel March 28, 2020, 11:46 am

      You are totally funny, I truly burst into laughter

    • Carol May 11, 2020, 7:09 pm

      That was cute.
      Did you mean to say the teacher was fired?

  • Aylar November 11, 2019, 6:50 am

    all of them were verrrry funny

  • Aarish November 6, 2019, 1:02 am

    The first one made me laugh so hard I fell off my bed

  • Adenike October 8, 2019, 9:34 am

    So funny…….

  • Alyson Burling October 2, 2019, 1:00 pm


  • ross mutrux August 31, 2019, 3:25 pm

    love these stories! the best laugh i’ll have today!

  • SRI CHARAN July 23, 2019, 10:28 am


  • Nylah July 11, 2019, 12:22 pm

    ????????????????????????????????????I AM DEAD ????????????????????????????????????

  • Ouahida July 10, 2019, 6:23 am

    Thann you so much for these helpful stories,and fun games,they are really wonderful.

  • BRANDY June 28, 2019, 8:53 am


  • Mpho Makofane June 10, 2019, 8:36 am

    Mouthology kills me

  • Platypus May 3, 2019, 5:08 pm

    I loooooooooove these! amazing!

  • Andrew March 4, 2019, 9:24 am


  • michael February 25, 2019, 11:52 am

    Very funny. What makes it so funny is that there are real people like that out there.

  • unidentified January 17, 2019, 10:40 am

    So cool

  • lesley January 16, 2019, 1:43 am

    i can understand the first one, it’s funny.
    well i am not a native english speaker.

    • ausitn May 24, 2019, 7:51 am

      hella funny

  • Heet khunt January 9, 2019, 5:35 am

    Too funny stories. liked them all

  • Miracle October 26, 2018, 3:59 am

    Nice short stories ……

  • Verla schmidt August 23, 2018, 11:38 am

    Enjoyed these funny stories and will use some of them in my Sunday school class

  • sam August 12, 2018, 5:49 pm

    Very funny

  • hem August 12, 2018, 1:06 pm

    Teacher: Give an example of a reptile.
    Student: Girgit
    Teacher: yea. You mean lizard. Good. Give another example.
    Student: Another girgit.

  • awesum stuff June 12, 2018, 5:42 pm

    this is awesum stuff thank you

  • Tee May 31, 2018, 3:56 am


  • F.Ofem February 21, 2018, 4:41 pm

    This got me laughing out loud.
    People can kill people with jokes…. This one resurrected me!!!

    A crowd gathered at an ACCIDENT scene and a smart and nosey journalist wanted to get the story first hand. “Make way, I am the victim’s son” he shouted. “I said I am the victim’s son” he continued shouting. Slowly the crowd paved way for him. On getting there, lying lifeless, in front of the car was a GOAT

    • Jace Kyle October 31, 2021, 6:51 pm

      okay TBH this one is funny like crazy

  • Ebenezer December 6, 2017, 11:52 am

    Very funny….thanks

  • Emmy-ify The Nigeria November 21, 2017, 6:32 pm


  • Thanh Hương September 30, 2017, 9:19 am


  • Aung Kyaw Kyaw September 30, 2017, 2:39 am

    ha ha really funny thank you for them

  • Monica August 31, 2017, 11:27 pm

    Very useful… Keep us updated!

  • Amindya Sahanya August 23, 2017, 5:41 am

    It was very funny ……. Enjoyed reading them??

  • Collins Koech August 22, 2017, 3:20 pm

    Hahaa…! I Had Some Stress But I’ve Forgoten, Am Now Loughing

  • Altair August 18, 2017, 7:10 pm

    Lol enjoyed a lot
    Pls make more

  • Nathaniel Turkson August 9, 2017, 8:56 am

    I have Laughed to the extend that i dont know where to faint soo my friend shift make i faint.I have got all my thanks on you.

  • aleesha August 6, 2017, 8:11 am

    Looooool okay its funny enough thank u

  • Christopher July 15, 2017, 5:17 pm

    When is a car not a car; when it turns into a garage.

  • Cosmas Madaa July 7, 2017, 3:58 am

    Thats nice keep coming

  • VARSHA MANE May 25, 2017, 3:27 am

    so funny jokes..makes me laugh.

  • VARSHA MANE May 25, 2017, 3:26 am

    All were good……but wrong mail id and pencils were very funny……….

  • Faybian May 23, 2017, 9:44 am

    Nice stories

  • Hien May 16, 2017, 11:56 am


  • P-Star May 2, 2017, 9:09 am

    Wow! I enjoyed every one of these fun stories. the really kept me funky. Thanks

  • Oda April 12, 2017, 2:26 pm

    Awesome!!! I just can’t stop laughing, keep it up friendz.

  • Daniel K March 11, 2017, 1:09 pm

    hahaha so funny thanx editor

  • Pit_pit February 25, 2017, 2:58 am

    Hahaha.. What so funny stories..
    Very wonderful!!

  • Liaza lyon February 13, 2017, 9:55 am

    Very funny!!!

  • FORTUNE February 10, 2017, 5:42 pm

    Thanks! lovely stories indeed!

  • Josh February 3, 2017, 12:21 pm

    Very funny!

  • Soumyadeep Das January 30, 2017, 11:21 am

    Stories r interesting and very funnnnnnnnny……..

  • Conrad Chewe January 30, 2017, 1:24 am

    These funny short stories are really cracking my ribs?

  • Beatrice January 25, 2017, 1:23 pm

    These stories are so entertaining

  • Paul Samson B. Capuloy January 19, 2017, 10:55 am

    Very funny site, thanks a lot and by the way im from Philippines and im reading this funny site, thanks a lot.!!! By the way im a Pastor of a Presbyterian Church here, this is a great help for my sermon. God Bless.!

  • Wilson s January 16, 2017, 1:20 am

    The priests and the drunkered, +the mouthology story cracked my ribs

  • Abdourahman Kebbeh January 12, 2017, 9:16 pm

    Wonderful stories

  • Shanti January 5, 2017, 2:30 pm

    Wow so funny jokes.I love it

  • Maryam December 31, 2016, 2:01 pm

    I like them. Thank you very much.

  • Moumin December 28, 2016, 6:46 am

    I can only say WOW!

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