The child and his mother:
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
Wrong email address:
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
😀 😀 😀
Will’s experience at the airport:
After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.
She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.
Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.
One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.
A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.
😀 😀 😀
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.
The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”
The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”
😀 😀 😀
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
These stories are really funny.😂😂
Very funny lol
I like these humorous jokes particularly victim’s son
I found two thieves stealing my neighbor’s clothes from the drying line and when I asked what they were doing they replied”we are shopping online”😁😁😁
Mouthology story i loved
lol very funny stories
wowwww ths is so lovely of you people
I would like to share a joke:
A student was asked by English Teacher to change the voice of the sentence, “I made a mistake”.
One of the students wrote, “I was made by mistake!”
Don’t ask what others have done for you, but ask what you have done for others
They are really funny thanks.
mouthology story is so funny.?
My day will be great today….lol
I really luv dhiz stories especially on the wrong email.
I loved them, they were clean and refreshing. It brightened up my day. Thank you
They are not bad they are dry jokes but they kool
Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take a step on the ground
XD XD XD, I loved The “The Child and His Mother” One!! Great job!!
A healthy body is the cornerstone of achieving the goal
Who killed Goliath?
One day a nursery teacher asked her students a question concerning the last topic.And there she firstly asked.
“Class!Who killed Goliath?”…
first student:”I don’t know.”…..Second student,”I wasn’t in yestaday.”The teacher asked again now shouting out,”Who killed Goliath,class?”
One student shouted out of fear,”its not me madam.” The teacher was annoyed and went ahead and called the principal.The principal came and asked the students twice.”Students,who killed Goliath?”Everyone in the class was silent.
The principal turned to the Class teacher and asked,Are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class?The class teacher was freezed????
Very funy hahahahahah
This is so so funny.. can u imagine even the principal dint know the answer?
You are totally funny, I truly burst into laughter
That was cute.
Did you mean to say the teacher was fired?
all of them were verrrry funny
The first one made me laugh so hard I fell off my bed
love these stories! the best laugh i’ll have today!
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Thann you so much for these helpful stories,and fun games,they are really wonderful.
THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH
Mouthology kills me
I loooooooooove these! amazing!
Very funny. What makes it so funny is that there are real people like that out there.
i can understand the first one, it’s funny.
well i am not a native english speaker.
Too funny stories. liked them all
Nice short stories ……
Enjoyed these funny stories and will use some of them in my Sunday school class
Teacher: Give an example of a reptile.
Teacher: yea. You mean lizard. Good. Give another example.
Student: Another girgit.
this is awesum stuff thank you
This got me laughing out loud.
People can kill people with jokes…. This one resurrected me!!!
A crowd gathered at an ACCIDENT scene and a smart and nosey journalist wanted to get the story first hand. “Make way, I am the victim’s son” he shouted. “I said I am the victim’s son” he continued shouting. Slowly the crowd paved way for him. On getting there, lying lifeless, in front of the car was a GOAT
okay TBH this one is funny like crazy
ha ha really funny thank you for them
Very useful… Keep us updated!
It was very funny ……. Enjoyed reading them??
Hahaa…! I Had Some Stress But I’ve Forgoten, Am Now Loughing
Lol enjoyed a lot
Pls make more
I have Laughed to the extend that i dont know where to faint soo my friend shift make i faint.I have got all my thanks on you.
Looooool okay its funny enough thank u
When is a car not a car; when it turns into a garage.
Thats nice keep coming
so funny jokes..makes me laugh.
All were good……but wrong mail id and pencils were very funny……….
Wow! I enjoyed every one of these fun stories. the really kept me funky. Thanks
Awesome!!! I just can’t stop laughing, keep it up friendz.
hahaha so funny thanx editor
Hahaha.. What so funny stories..
Thanks! lovely stories indeed!
Stories r interesting and very funnnnnnnnny……..
These funny short stories are really cracking my ribs?
These stories are so entertaining
Very funny site, thanks a lot and by the way im from Philippines and im reading this funny site, thanks a lot.!!! By the way im a Pastor of a Presbyterian Church here, this is a great help for my sermon. God Bless.!
The priests and the drunkered, +the mouthology story cracked my ribs
Wow so funny jokes.I love it
I like them. Thank you very much.
I can only say WOW!