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Funny Short Stories

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

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Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

😀 😀 😀

Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

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Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

😀 😀 😀

Mouthology:

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Captain:

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

😀 😀 😀

Elephant:

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

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Do you know any short but very funny stories? Please share below 😛

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  • Riamemaesa December 19, 2016, 3:47 pm

    Wow really cool, i like the wrong email address ha ha ha

  • IBRA PRO December 11, 2016, 1:17 pm

    Those stories are good thanks so much

  • Nafas December 10, 2016, 8:33 am

    The stories are gust for kids .pleas bring some for teenagers. thanks

  • Lien Tran November 5, 2016, 1:06 pm

    Elephant is a short story.But it very funny and lovely. I gilled during read.Thanhs Google for your help .
    See you again.
    Lien Tran

  • Kenina October 28, 2016, 1:55 am

    Super nice story’s. This just made my day……

  • Regina October 20, 2016, 11:54 am

    Nice past time..thx

  • Omar October 18, 2016, 3:21 pm

    Really nyc jokes really love em dey crack me up

  • TABISE, KING October 18, 2016, 1:41 pm

    It entertaining, keep up.

  • Ibrahim October 3, 2016, 7:22 pm

    so funny I like them ?

  • Tesloai Peter October 1, 2016, 9:17 pm

    Verily these stories, made my dawn great.

  • megamovies September 19, 2016, 7:41 am

    These are adorable! I especially like the Elephant one! And the wrong email address joke too!!

  • Jennifer September 11, 2016, 5:16 pm

    Lol these are funny

  • Kmo September 10, 2016, 4:56 am

    Not bad they re’ really humourous

  • Stephensteve September 6, 2016, 4:24 pm

    Nice…,!!!!

  • Stephen September 6, 2016, 4:21 pm

    Nice.., funny Jokes…!!!. Am really, enjoy it.-)

  • Balrak R. Marak September 5, 2016, 10:07 pm

    Nice short story,,,, i rly like to read

  • Srinivas August 26, 2016, 12:44 am

    Simple stories yet so much hilarious

  • Shazil Khan August 7, 2016, 4:19 am

    1st one story is very funny I enjoyed it a lot?????☺☺☺☺☺

  • Mawulikplim August 1, 2016, 2:43 pm

    I think i love your site and its so encouraging listening or reading them. I will love to see more of them via email please. Thanks so much and am grateful.

  • roy luiz July 31, 2016, 1:50 am

    am happy for the bioogy swiminology assology hajaja as made my day thenks alot

  • Marwa Noor July 2, 2016, 5:24 am

    These are the best storries

  • Jangasravansainath July 1, 2016, 11:47 am

    Thanks

  • Kashaf June 29, 2016, 6:52 am

    Hahahah 😀

  • Prince Lee Kingston June 27, 2016, 4:37 pm

    Hahaha

  • Cynthia June 27, 2016, 6:40 am

    Woooow…… 🙂 cant stop laughing…..hilarious

  • Kotong June 25, 2016, 12:00 pm

    Am so happy about this,gonna tell my crazy girlfriend about this.It will make her stay indoor.

  • Arlington June 15, 2016, 6:06 pm

    Very funny

  • Ray Jay June 13, 2016, 6:21 pm

    There is a lady who just asked me if Arsenal is a series! I asked her why? She told me that Arsenal fans always wait for the next season.

  • Ray Jay June 13, 2016, 6:18 pm

    A girl on Facebook: *”My ex dumped me just 2 months ago and now he’s engaged”*

    Someone commented, 
    *”At least you made it to the Semi-Finals”.*

  • Marie June 11, 2016, 7:29 am

    Wow! Soo interesting

  • Jennifer June 8, 2016, 3:07 pm

    Wow these are so funny…

  • victoria June 3, 2016, 12:56 pm

    This is really funny
    I liked the madman story the most

  • Kiprono Rodgers June 3, 2016, 11:44 am

    Just awesome! The stories really make me crazy here in Kenya!
    Keep it up!

  • Hannington May 26, 2016, 9:00 am

    Hahaha mouthology cracked. My. Ribs

  • Fatima May 20, 2016, 4:10 am

    Mouthology was an Iranian story.that is an old story

  • Chinglemba May 16, 2016, 10:55 am

    ha ha haa! lol !

  • Shemtk2 May 13, 2016, 1:00 pm

    I love all these stories

  • Sanele May 12, 2016, 3:38 am

    Wow this is very funny and interesting

  • Emilia May 2, 2016, 7:35 pm

    Very funny!!!?Keep up the good work

  • Mujtaba May 2, 2016, 7:18 pm

    I like all the stories they make me laugh whenever I remember anyone of them

  • Nalika April 29, 2016, 6:26 am

    wow ..the whole world’s happiness I found here.. oooo nice jokes were all

  • Jane April 28, 2016, 4:40 pm

    I just can’t stop laughing at the mouthology and the wrong email address.

  • Faith April 17, 2016, 1:14 pm

    I really love your work. Keep it up

  • Ahsan Ullah Ansari April 14, 2016, 12:36 am

    Your funny strories plays important role in smiling.

  • Malcom April 13, 2016, 5:46 am

    Interesting

  • Lahja April 8, 2016, 4:58 am

    Woow. I realy enjoy

  • jina April 6, 2016, 5:29 am

    hahahahahahahaha… somebody stop me from laughing!!! hahahahaha

  • Yaboddo Adamu April 4, 2016, 6:10 am

    I Realy Like The Story Of Mouthology.

  • EmperorTony April 1, 2016, 5:22 pm

    This are great and funny stories

  • Henry March 31, 2016, 9:38 am

    Awesome love this jokes

  • Barbra March 30, 2016, 9:43 pm

    Mouthology was a very funny story!!! ???

  • Felisha March 30, 2016, 2:50 am

    Love them em funny stories

  • Farhat ismail March 27, 2016, 1:48 pm

    I liked the funny stories so much they are really amazing

  • HGS Ayesha Aqeel March 25, 2016, 4:42 am

    These stories made me laugh out loud very lame

  • Fisaha Mulu March 23, 2016, 7:47 am

    Nice so funny

  • Fisaha Mulu March 23, 2016, 7:46 am

    Super nice loved it am gona share it on every social network especially facebook

  • Euphemia Ezea March 20, 2016, 5:28 am

    Wow funny indeed, it keeps me happy all the time, especially that mad man story.

  • Kume Biru March 14, 2016, 1:06 am

    Wow really funny jokes i like it thanks So much

  • Ayanyemi Seun March 12, 2016, 4:45 pm

    I am really been entertained…Cool

  • Dobos March 9, 2016, 12:13 pm

    I’m enjoying it, this web made my day

  • Anbarasan February 23, 2016, 4:43 am

    I’ve read some of the stories and all are funny and fabulous. I love to read more of this kind.

  • Angel Tresa February 20, 2016, 5:09 am

    I am relieved of all my tensions. I just laugh and laugh.

  • Engelbert February 17, 2016, 6:05 pm

    Interesting

  • Manohar R February 11, 2016, 2:35 pm

    Very nice …

  • Michelle February 7, 2016, 2:44 am

    Lol ? Luv it especially the one with the e-mail

  • Prince February 4, 2016, 8:53 am

    I like d stories

  • Remmy. January 24, 2016, 1:20 pm

    I like it, have laughed. Keep it up guys

  • Wallacechile January 24, 2016, 6:09 am

    I like these short stories

  • Mike January 23, 2016, 6:27 pm

    The man he who laughs the last, thinks the slowest!

  • Vitus owen susngi January 13, 2016, 12:40 pm

    Wrong email address. A nice funny story

  • Kimberly Williams January 12, 2016, 6:01 pm

    lol I enjoyed reading all my fav was the sailor & d professor 🙂

  • Telvin Mwangi January 2, 2016, 11:41 am

    Awesome I luv these stories

  • Joey Harry December 19, 2015, 11:42 am

    Nice jokes especially the one of the curious daughter

  • Israel December 10, 2015, 9:41 am

    You just made me laugh and laugh, again and again.
    Thank you.

  • Edy Sunarto October 29, 2015, 12:32 pm

    You provide us more than stress reliever with your presentation. What a lovely blog worth wait.

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