The child and his mother:
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
Wrong email address:
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
😀 😀 😀
Will’s experience at the airport:
After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.
She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.
Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.
One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.
A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.
😀 😀 😀
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.
The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”
The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”
😀 😀 😀
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
Wow really cool, i like the wrong email address ha ha ha
Those stories are good thanks so much
The stories are gust for kids .pleas bring some for teenagers. thanks
Elephant is a short story.But it very funny and lovely. I gilled during read.Thanhs Google for your help .
See you again.
Super nice story’s. This just made my day……
Nice past time..thx
Really nyc jokes really love em dey crack me up
It entertaining, keep up.
so funny I like them ?
Verily these stories, made my dawn great.
These are adorable! I especially like the Elephant one! And the wrong email address joke too!!
Lol these are funny
Not bad they re’ really humourous
Nice.., funny Jokes…!!!. Am really, enjoy it.-)
Nice short story,,,, i rly like to read
Simple stories yet so much hilarious
1st one story is very funny I enjoyed it a lot?????☺☺☺☺☺
I think i love your site and its so encouraging listening or reading them. I will love to see more of them via email please. Thanks so much and am grateful.
am happy for the bioogy swiminology assology hajaja as made my day thenks alot
These are the best storries
Woooow…… 🙂 cant stop laughing…..hilarious
Am so happy about this,gonna tell my crazy girlfriend about this.It will make her stay indoor.
There is a lady who just asked me if Arsenal is a series! I asked her why? She told me that Arsenal fans always wait for the next season.
A girl on Facebook: *”My ex dumped me just 2 months ago and now he’s engaged”*
*”At least you made it to the Semi-Finals”.*
Wow! Soo interesting
Wow these are so funny…
This is really funny
I liked the madman story the most
Just awesome! The stories really make me crazy here in Kenya!
Keep it up!
Hahaha mouthology cracked. My. Ribs
Mouthology was an Iranian story.that is an old story
ha ha haa! lol !
I love all these stories
Wow this is very funny and interesting
Very funny!!!?Keep up the good work
I like all the stories they make me laugh whenever I remember anyone of them
wow ..the whole world’s happiness I found here.. oooo nice jokes were all
I just can’t stop laughing at the mouthology and the wrong email address.
I really love your work. Keep it up
Your funny strories plays important role in smiling.
Woow. I realy enjoy
hahahahahahahaha… somebody stop me from laughing!!! hahahahaha
I Realy Like The Story Of Mouthology.
This are great and funny stories
Awesome love this jokes
Mouthology was a very funny story!!! ???
Love them em funny stories
I liked the funny stories so much they are really amazing
These stories made me laugh out loud very lame
Nice so funny
Super nice loved it am gona share it on every social network especially facebook
Wow funny indeed, it keeps me happy all the time, especially that mad man story.
Wow really funny jokes i like it thanks So much
I am really been entertained…Cool
I’m enjoying it, this web made my day
I’ve read some of the stories and all are funny and fabulous. I love to read more of this kind.
I am relieved of all my tensions. I just laugh and laugh.
Very nice …
Lol ? Luv it especially the one with the e-mail
I like d stories
I like it, have laughed. Keep it up guys
I like these short stories
The man he who laughs the last, thinks the slowest!
Wrong email address. A nice funny story
lol I enjoyed reading all my fav was the sailor & d professor 🙂
Awesome I luv these stories
Nice jokes especially the one of the curious daughter
You just made me laugh and laugh, again and again.
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