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Funny Short Stories

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

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Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

😀 😀 😀

Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

😀 😀 😀

Mouthology:

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Captain:

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

😀 😀 😀

Elephant:

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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{ 946 comments… add one }
  • GELLI October 28, 2015, 3:06 am

    HAHAHAHA!!! So funny..

  • Abby October 15, 2015, 7:25 am

    These are so funny I just had to show all my friends

  • Mayfair October 3, 2015, 6:44 am

    Problem with the letter P:

    Student: May I please use the bathroom?
    Teacher: As long as you can recite the Alphabets.
    Student: Yes, sure. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.
    Teacher: Good but where is P?
    Student: Running down my leg.

  • Johnwekdeng September 30, 2015, 5:51 am

    They are really funny, thanks and keep on….

  • Student September 29, 2015, 6:57 am

    Really funny stories thanks

  • Rethabile September 28, 2015, 11:35 pm

    Really enjoyed some of the jokes, Mouthology made my day. lol deadology of laughterlogy

  • Mercy September 24, 2015, 3:28 am

    Love those stories. Short but funny and very nice

  • Willian meek williamz September 20, 2015, 4:34 am

    I luv these stories

  • KYEI BOAMAH SAMUEL September 17, 2015, 12:54 pm

    Nice stories

  • Kush coke September 14, 2015, 6:31 pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha more hahaahahahahaha I like the Sailor-lology wth his Professology wth their crazology

  • Angelo Gabriel Khat September 13, 2015, 8:46 am

    These stories make my day really.

  • Magona john September 13, 2015, 4:31 am

    Wow! ah so funny

  • Sukhada bhagat September 12, 2015, 11:54 pm

    The stories are really funny n nice.

  • Leonard ngwayi September 12, 2015, 5:49 pm

    So funny. I love that

  • Willow steen September 11, 2015, 11:50 pm

    I love these stories they are cool hahahahahahahhahahah

  • Yo Mum September 2, 2015, 8:58 am

    So funny. Like all of them. I love Jimmy jokes! ❤️❤️

  • Berry August 27, 2015, 10:41 pm

    Awesome

  • Arcenio Mazivila August 27, 2015, 7:13 am

    I loved the story of the professor

  • John August 2, 2015, 8:30 pm

    I love these jokes and stories there good for my husband

  • Ramen August 1, 2015, 7:44 pm

    Oh My God!!! These stories r awesome and super funny, I was bored I searched something and thx

  • Nkiru Queen July 18, 2015, 8:57 am

    I love all the stories here. It’s funny and beautiful .

  • Alexis glosh July 16, 2015, 4:30 pm

    I like these stories so much….

  • Ofosuhene July 16, 2015, 6:31 am

    Wow I love this site….And I love the priest and the mad mad man story…

  • Waduka Abdou. July 10, 2015, 8:44 am

    Very funny stories indeed.

  • ErickWagunda July 7, 2015, 1:35 pm

    amen!

  • Ronald July 6, 2015, 9:40 pm

    Wow! funny stories indeed, it made my day happy and LOL.

  • Tando June 29, 2015, 5:02 am

    I really like the jokes they r hilarious.

  • Pollen June 24, 2015, 4:44 am

    Keep the stories coming.. love this website

  • Marco June 23, 2015, 10:01 pm

    Thanks a lot for this.. because of this I have a story presentation :3

  • Sadeedahmed June 11, 2015, 7:30 am

    The stories were very funny

  • riem June 7, 2015, 9:49 pm

    The one I laugh the most is Mouthology. That’s my favorite. Thank you

  • Rao Liaqat May 24, 2015, 4:47 am

    I like these funny stories.

  • Marites Yurong May 23, 2015, 9:46 am

    I burst to laughter even being alone; another good thing, it keeps me awake while working for my PhD paper works. Thanks a lot, and more power! 🙂

  • Snake May 20, 2015, 10:58 pm

    Thanks for those funny stories

  • Emem caleb May 14, 2015, 7:42 am

    I am still laughing… its still making me to laugh… i cant stop laughing!!!

  • Huong May 12, 2015, 12:15 am

    Good story. Up more stories, please. thanks

  • Jitesh Prajapati May 8, 2015, 9:01 pm

    I like these stories.

  • Nice stories May 4, 2015, 1:13 am

    Awesome stories especially the one in which the teacher was drowning.

  • Kelly Tran May 3, 2015, 8:04 pm

    Love the brown pants
    ?
    Lol

  • Abby May 1, 2015, 11:45 am

    Mouthology is funny

  • Trilla April 29, 2015, 6:28 am

    Hahahaha my ribs are on fire ……this is funny

  • Santa April 26, 2015, 1:37 pm

    Lolllzzz <3 interesting stories

  • Lala April 24, 2015, 12:43 am

    This is really a wonderful site. It heals my pain… the funny stories.

  • Lala April 23, 2015, 10:32 pm

    The “Wrong E mail” was entertaining and hilarious!

  • Jamil Ahmed April 18, 2015, 5:21 pm

    Very funny!

  • CHANDU April 14, 2015, 9:33 am

    VERY NICE

  • Dambo April 13, 2015, 1:22 pm

    Very funny and interesting stories I really really luv dem

  • Dikey April 11, 2015, 3:57 pm

    Hahaha! nice funny enough…..

  • Onawola Olayinka. April 6, 2015, 5:37 am

    I was hoping I wont come to the end of the page but I did. Lol

  • Nduwayo james April 1, 2015, 2:33 pm

    Thanks, for funny stories!

  • Alice March 31, 2015, 11:28 am

    crocodilogy…… I like the story

  • Niwagira phiona March 24, 2015, 5:26 pm

    Am so excited to find this page. Am glad to see all the funny stories and creative minds that exist among or with in us. Keep up the good work. 🙂

  • Makubuyakevo March 23, 2015, 5:04 am

    Love the stories a lot. Add more

  • Diana March 19, 2015, 8:42 pm

    Soooooooooooooo funny couldn’t stop laughing

  • Glittersf March 19, 2015, 8:19 pm

    hahaha omg wat a nice joke my best one was MOUTHOLOGY

  • Taungare March 19, 2015, 7:20 pm

    I love Mouthology:

    Yes we should study widely

  • Philli March 19, 2015, 10:22 am

    Loved the biker and the egg joke!

  • Wanastie March 17, 2015, 2:12 pm

    I loved the story

  • Myeisha March 14, 2015, 9:49 am

    Hahahahahaah lol so funny

  • alice March 11, 2015, 12:49 am

    Laugh out laughter…..

  • Kk March 9, 2015, 1:19 pm

    Good jokes

  • S .Raj March 9, 2015, 12:12 pm

    Clever kids story I am going to use 4 d kids counseling

  • Rabson Maguya March 6, 2015, 3:52 pm

    I love these funny stories

  • Endy March 4, 2015, 2:22 am

    I love this jokes! They made my day!!!

  • kaluba March 3, 2015, 4:35 am

    lol

  • Seth-Jane Nantes February 27, 2015, 4:03 am

    It is funny and Inspiring…

  • Anmol kumar February 23, 2015, 2:50 pm

    So good

  • Armeena finney February 21, 2015, 8:42 pm

    Awsomely superb

  • Madeline February 10, 2015, 10:42 pm

    LOL LMAO

  • Sam February 5, 2015, 9:01 pm

    Lol it’s sooooooooooooo damn funny lol anonymous panda’s story is hilarious I almost peed on my pants

  • Ashley February 5, 2015, 8:55 pm

    Lol it’s hilarious

  • Kamal February 3, 2015, 9:52 am

    Really fun stories. Love the assology joke :D:D:D

  • Samurai January 31, 2015, 8:14 am

    I love funny stories! They make our life really pleasant and valuable!

  • Ubaidullah Kabir Funtua January 20, 2015, 2:59 pm

    I like funny stories

  • Li January 19, 2015, 3:55 pm

    Love to visit here!!!

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