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Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Don’t forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too 😀

Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

Two factory workers talking:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

A man talking to God:

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.


Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”


Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”


Teacher: “This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.”
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.”


Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”


Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”


Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”


Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”


Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Winnie: “Me.”


Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”


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  • NAHIDUL ISLAM October 4, 2023, 12:39 am

    all of these are enjoyable 🤍

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  • Gopi Mayur December 6, 2022, 8:09 pm

    Intelligent. Enjoyed thoroughly.

  • Gopi Mayur December 6, 2022, 8:07 pm

    Nice and entertaining.

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  • Treasure July 5, 2022, 1:46 pm

    Nice. I love it

  • Sherry kid June 9, 2021, 3:03 pm

    Wowwww 😆😆😆

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  • Myranda Tylan April 2, 2021, 8:34 pm

    Hahaha, so funny. I loved it

  • Saraswoti sapkota July 6, 2020, 5:51 am

    Very funny jokes
    I like this

  • Shefzlaw January 23, 2020, 5:57 pm

    those jokes were fabulous…
    really love it….
    bless up…..

  • Josied November 17, 2019, 10:30 pm


  • Zuko November 1, 2019, 12:47 pm

    Can I please have more best jokes for learners that can fully entertain them.

  • Ms Joy October 31, 2019, 1:11 pm


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  • Maureen Benibo September 11, 2019, 5:23 pm

    Very motivational and funny

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