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Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Don’t forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too πŸ˜€


Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

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Two factory workers talking:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

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A man talking to God:

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

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The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

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Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”

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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

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“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.

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Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

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Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”

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Teacher: “This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.”
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.”

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Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

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Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”

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Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

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Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”

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Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Winnie: “Me.”

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Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

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{ 450 comments… add one }
  • Pretzel November 20, 2012, 11:29 pm

    Laugh till your stomach aches πŸ™‚

  • Joan November 19, 2012, 10:45 am

    Seriously, this is the nicest blog I have ever seen and am in love with it. Nice jokes, like the light bulb one… Good job guys!

  • Stephen November 13, 2012, 6:00 pm

    Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
    Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

  • Shreya November 13, 2012, 4:03 am

    I liked the ombay ombay. It was realllllllllllllllly funny.

  • Yash November 10, 2012, 7:04 am

    These are nice jokes.

  • Dheen November 9, 2012, 5:30 am

    It was so nice… all stories and jokes are nice to read…. gave me a good time.

  • Debasmita -pal. November 8, 2012, 3:49 pm

    It is really fantastic, wonderful and surpassingly.

  • Deepa November 8, 2012, 5:25 am

    Nice, good time pass.

  • Ken Maumalo November 6, 2012, 11:31 pm

    Loving the jokes haha

  • Daniel November 5, 2012, 6:18 pm

    I’m in love with these. More of it.

  • Ralph Jude (Nigeria) November 4, 2012, 7:28 pm

    Still waiting for more… πŸ™‚

  • Anoushka November 1, 2012, 4:12 am

    Very nice jokes!!!! really good!!!!!

  • Ugochukwo Eze Okonkwo October 30, 2012, 9:33 am

    I like you guys, so funny!

  • ROMA October 28, 2012, 7:57 am

    I liked it very much. It was so funny and nice reading it…

  • Cherry October 26, 2012, 6:02 am

    Very nice.. Loved it <3 … πŸ˜€

  • Bushra Fatima October 26, 2012, 1:24 am

    This was so interesting to read … I luv every jokes of this site …. add more !!

  • Vijay October 25, 2012, 9:35 am

    I read about evils of smoking and drinking….I gave up reading….

  • sly October 22, 2012, 11:25 pm

    hahahahahaha… πŸ˜€
    really liked the apple and orange joke….lol

  • Emmanuel October 16, 2012, 6:37 am

    Good site for education and fun.

  • Ryan October 15, 2012, 8:58 pm

    I’ve enjoyed reading these nice jokes, they are fun πŸ™‚

  • Ralph Jude (Nigeria) October 11, 2012, 11:22 pm

    I can’t stop laughing, even in my dreams.
    The Nigerian man with ten watermelons.
    I need a doctor.

  • Meg October 9, 2012, 6:52 am

    Super funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    more3x…

  • Lavi October 5, 2012, 11:23 am

    nice jokes enjoyed a lot πŸ™‚

  • Pran October 3, 2012, 11:23 am

    Really funny. I like it.

  • Peter Gachunga September 30, 2012, 8:37 am

    That is soooooo funny. You make my day.

  • Arun Gupta September 29, 2012, 8:55 am

    All the jokes are of high quality. I love them.

  • Ifedinho September 23, 2012, 9:39 am

    Loves your jokes.

  • Hannah September 22, 2012, 6:01 am

    Love this site…..

  • Maskarov September 20, 2012, 1:32 am

    One day a trainer brings along an elephant for a walk in the town. Along one street this elephant saw a man urinating in the bush and bursted out laughing.

    The trainer was puzzled why this elephant laughed so he asked him, “Hi my good boy, why did you laugh?”

    The elephant told the trainer, look man how small his trunk is….as compared to mine, laughing all the way…

  • Daniel Edet September 19, 2012, 4:34 pm

    I’m in love with this site. It gives me all I want. I welcome your newsletters. Thanks.

  • rubeena September 17, 2012, 1:44 am

    I like the God and the boy joke. Recommend to add more sadar jokes.

  • E_booker September 11, 2012, 2:20 pm

    Teacher: How do you spell crocodile?
    Student: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L-E.
    Teacher: No that’s wrong.
    Student: But you asked me how I spell it!!

  • Rajeev September 8, 2012, 1:03 am

    Really good collection..these are mind refreshers..

  • Swostik Khuntia September 7, 2012, 11:24 pm

    This is my favourite site. I will share this with at least my 45 best friends.

  • Vipin Rana September 4, 2012, 3:33 am

    Really very funny jokes…. I read all and I love them.

  • Mitali September 2, 2012, 9:43 am

    Really very funny and lovely jokes. I love it.

  • Jay September 1, 2012, 7:26 pm

    Cool jokes!

  • Mehedi Hassan, Naogaon August 26, 2012, 7:59 pm

    Nice jokes!

    Teacher: If you have 10 chocolates and someone asks for 2 then how many left there?
    Student: 10 chocolates.
    Teacher: Well, if someone forcibily take 2 then how many left?
    Student: 10 chocolates and a guy with black eyes!!!

  • Masum Billah August 26, 2012, 12:14 pm

    Thanks for wonderful jokes

  • Bernard August 16, 2012, 7:12 pm

    This is nice!! Amazing!! Great jokes! (0_0)

  • SOLOMON August 16, 2012, 2:39 am

    This is great. Give us more…

  • Abel August 8, 2012, 8:57 am

    It’s very funnnnnyyyyyyyy. I like the “God is watching” joke.

  • Abel August 8, 2012, 8:54 am

    It’s very funny. I like the “God is watching”joke.

  • maremi tersoo August 5, 2012, 9:17 am

    Cool jokes

  • Greenfields August 4, 2012, 1:46 am

    hahaha………funny….

  • CS August 3, 2012, 8:16 am

    A man telephoned an airline office and asked, β€œHow Long does it take to fly to New Delhi?”

    β€œJust a minute.” answered the clerk.

    β€œThank you” he said and hung up.

  • CS August 3, 2012, 8:01 am

    My lips parted….thnks all.

  • Kundu August 1, 2012, 10:38 am

    I like jokes and I really enjoy reading jokes.

  • Nikole July 22, 2012, 11:30 am

    That’s so funny. Love =)

  • Murthy July 22, 2012, 9:27 am

    Nice jokes.

  • Thomas July 22, 2012, 6:45 am

    These are good, really enjoyed.

  • Jinish July 20, 2012, 2:15 am

    Man: “My mobile bill – how much?”

    Call centre girl: “Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.”

    Man: “Stupid! Not CURRENT BILL, my MOBILE BILL !!!”.

  • Purushotham N July 19, 2012, 4:15 am

    Wow…Great Jokes..!

  • David July 17, 2012, 6:53 am

    Excellent jokes

  • Loulou July 16, 2012, 11:24 am

    We need more jokes!!! lol

  • Johanes Chinotimba July 14, 2012, 2:23 pm

    These are nice jokes.

  • Munendra July 14, 2012, 2:58 am

    Lovely jokes……

  • Princeabu July 14, 2012, 2:21 am

    So interesting and so fun. I really enjoy those jokes and i hope its allowed 2 share it 2 my friends. Nice blog.

  • Vaishnavi July 12, 2012, 9:17 am

    I am really impressed! Great jokes, I want to share a few jokes:

    Husband: I’ve put to-let board in front of our house.
    Wife: But we are not going anywhere right.
    Husband: I know but day by day the no. of mosquitoes is increasing. At least if they see this board they will think that no one is there in this house.

    Newspaper headline reads: “Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
    A boy reads it, gets angry and says: “He deserved it! Who told that idiot to wear the medal while jumping.”

    A doctor and an engineer liked the same girl. The engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
    Doctor asked: WHY????????
    Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!!!

  • Sweetu July 10, 2012, 8:06 am

    Awesome!!! I really love it….

  • PrincessD July 8, 2012, 4:41 am

    These jokes are awesome… lol

  • Kell vayne July 6, 2012, 12:42 pm

    A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured by Cannibals. The king of the Cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if… they pass a trial.

    The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get ten (10) pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

    The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”

    The king explained the trial to him, “You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.

    The 1st apple went in but on the 2nd one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

    The American man arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought that it should be as easy as 123 for him but when he ate the 9th berry, he bursted out in laughter and was killed.

    In heaven, the Ghanaian asked the American, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.”

    The American man replied: “I couldn’t help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming back with 10 watermelons!”

  • vanaja July 5, 2012, 2:37 am

    Wow…! Really superb jokes……….

  • Amman Khan June 29, 2012, 12:12 am

    I read this in morning bcz i want to smile and start my day and whole day i tell this jokes to ppl to make them smile thx

  • Sanbomba June 28, 2012, 11:12 pm

    GR8 jokes. I’ll share them at school wz the teachers and wz my students ! I’m sure they’ll laugh too.
    :o)

  • Fouzia June 28, 2012, 5:18 pm

    Nice Jokes

  • Kshitij June 26, 2012, 10:47 am

    Sooooooooooooooooooooo funny jokes

  • Sharmi June 25, 2012, 2:25 pm

    After a long time, I laughed till my stomach started paining. I really forgot for few hours about my stressful life.

    Life is a wonder, that we have to share good things more and get multiplied with joy. Today I really got a lesson – how to live happily. Thanks to this blog for spreading awareness of joy and happy. I love this blog. It’s an awesome idea to make people happy. Nice jokes. Please all of you try it.

  • Abishek June 20, 2012, 8:36 am

    It is really funny I love it like anything. Want more… hahahahahahahahaha

    I like teacher and student jokes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Shubham Ligde June 12, 2012, 10:58 am

    Ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahah nice one I liked it

  • keffy June 5, 2012, 5:23 am

    laughter is the best medicine to cure any diseases.

  • Amulya June 4, 2012, 8:44 am

    It is good. Amazing.

  • Shoaib June 2, 2012, 7:49 am

    Awesome β™₯

  • jymmoh June 1, 2012, 6:45 am

    Nice jokes. Pliz try to add more n more n more. Hahahahahaha!!

  • joshua jabez June 1, 2012, 5:14 am

    it’s nice hahahahhh!

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