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Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Don’t forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too 😀


Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

Two factory workers talking:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

A man talking to God:

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.

😀

Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

:mrgreen:

Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”

😛

Teacher: “This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.”
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.”

😀

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

:mrgreen:

Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”

😛

Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

😀

Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”

:mrgreen:

Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Winnie: “Me.”

😛

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

😀


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  • Gunakar rao July 19, 2014, 6:40 am

    Doctor: Are you following my prescription ……..?
    Pasant: No….! If I follow it I would be dead……!
    Doctor: Why…. what happened….?
    Pasant: It fell down from 5th floor of my building….!!!!!!

  • Maazi July 18, 2014, 1:04 pm

    A physics teacher while marking the exam scripts of his student was shocked to see the definition of Velocity in Igbo language (language spoken in Eastern Nigeria).

    When he asked the student, the student told the teacher that he followed the instruction which says ‘In your own LANGUAGE, define Velocity’.

  • Nazaline Harnauth July 13, 2014, 7:15 pm

    A man’s wife had a bad dream. She woke up and got scared and started crying.

    Her husband trying to keep her calm and make her comfortable.

    HUSBAND: Why in the world are you crying anyways?

    WIFE: I dreamt a rich man kidnapped me from you.

    HUSBAND: It was just a dream,relax.

    WIFE: That is why I am crying!

  • Sushma July 10, 2014, 9:32 am

    Very funny jokes…..:-) 🙂 🙂 🙂

  • Poojarajak July 6, 2014, 1:30 pm

    Awesome and good jokes. I like them so much.

  • Zafark July 5, 2014, 7:58 am

    Yo…. these jokes are just superb

  • Neuro July 2, 2014, 9:14 pm

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  • Shanzzz June 28, 2014, 7:10 pm

    Superb n fantastic. Love this so very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dhiren garg June 25, 2014, 3:46 am

    U say them anecdotes

  • Sucharita Da...... June 8, 2014, 9:32 am

    Laughter is a good medicine….. Well said thanks for such good healthy medicine free of cost…….. Hahahahah…….

  • Amna June 5, 2014, 11:02 am

    Hahahahaha. That’s fun

  • Usha baksh June 1, 2014, 6:12 pm

    Very nice. I read all. It’s makes sense to life and very interesting. It’s gonna help me with my studies and my work. I really love all the jokes. In fact I am gonna copy some of those to do a power- point presentation to catch some of my audience attention about their life and mines included .Really nice .Keep up the good work.

  • Simran pandey May 29, 2014, 4:35 am

    Just luv this its truly amazng…………….. 🙂

  • Andrew May 17, 2014, 3:39 pm

    That one of a man talking to God which mean this man must wait for a million years to get penny.

  • Deepa May 10, 2014, 10:43 am

    Nice jokes

  • Deepa May 10, 2014, 9:36 am

    Johnny finished his exam and came out. His friend asked him how he had performed.

    Johnny replied: “The exam was okay. But for the past tense of “think”, I thought, thought… and finally I wrote “Thunk”.

  • Nathalie emile April 24, 2014, 3:50 am

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  • Esmat April 20, 2014, 3:09 am

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  • Rani April 9, 2014, 7:33 am

    Nice jokes I love it.

  • Urmom April 3, 2014, 12:30 pm

    Y’all not funny please stop or y’all gonna be charged for murder :mrgreen:

  • Nchimunya muleya March 28, 2014, 3:30 pm

    These jokes made my day. I love them because they are so hilarious. I still want some more.

  • Shantel March 26, 2014, 2:23 am

    Wow i hate the jokes.

  • Serizawang March 20, 2014, 12:23 pm

    Really awesome educational jokes… love it……….:)

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  • Batsy February 28, 2014, 10:21 am

    This site is the real deal.

  • Navy Samboko February 28, 2014, 7:21 am

    I love the jokes here is mine

    A teacher asked his students to draw the rabbit. One of the students drew a huge stone to the surprise of his teacher, the teacher asked him, “Did you get the instructions properly?” The student answered back by saying, “Don’t worry sir, the rabbit is a very beautiful one it’s only that it is now resting behind this rock.”

  • Thermo February 16, 2014, 2:52 pm

    I really laughed my lungs out!

  • Sricharani February 13, 2014, 10:34 am

    It’s really awesome.

  • Nandini February 9, 2014, 3:05 pm

    Awesome Jokes. I love this site.

  • Jada pde February 1, 2014, 12:50 am

    Thanks for making me laugh. Your jokes are really funny. I love them all. GOD BLESS.

  • Helal January 29, 2014, 3:39 pm

    All the jokes are awesome…

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  • Bedanta das January 22, 2014, 3:09 am

    Very nice jokes….. I love this.

  • Taieba January 20, 2014, 6:22 pm

    There was a cow crossing the road but he couldn’t cross because..
    There was a group of cows in the front.

  • Dark Phoenix January 15, 2014, 4:39 am

    Awesome Jokes. Keep it up

  • Christian Joseph Pacoli January 8, 2014, 11:03 pm

    Really Funny…

  • Ajike December 31, 2013, 4:39 pm

    There was a boy who thought he was smart so one day his teacher asked him what is conjunction and he said, “Wow that’s the is the easiest question. Conjunction is a junction where people sell corn.”

  • Keerthana December 21, 2013, 10:43 am

    So cool funny jokes I wish I had more.

  • Prophetic Aroma December 15, 2013, 5:36 am

    One day three guys were walking on the streets and misbehaving so a man reported them to the psychiatric hospital. After staying in the hospital for some days, the psychologist told them: “Guys you have to be tested to see whether you are now normal.” The 3 guys agreed.

    Psychologist asked the first Guy, if I give you an orange what will you do with it?
    First Guy: I will wash it, cut it nicely, suck the juice, after that I will throw it into the rubbish can.

    The psychologist sent the first guy home. He then asked the second guy the same question and he got it right so he told the third Guy that all the answers are the same, so the third person also went with that mind set.

    Psychologist: If I give you a television what will you do with it?
    Third guy: I will wash it, cut it nicely, suck the juice, after that I will throw it into the rubbish can.

  • Toyosi November 29, 2013, 7:04 pm

    lmao

  • Kibbs November 27, 2013, 10:39 pm

    I love the creativity in some of the jokes… NICE!

  • Vicky Matthewz November 27, 2013, 10:14 am

    Love the site.

  • George November 15, 2013, 10:54 pm

    I love all your jokes they are so funny.

  • George November 15, 2013, 4:21 pm

    Girl 1: Can you spell it?
    Girl 2: S-p-e-l-l.
    Girl 1: Wrong this how you spell it: i-t.

  • Adam Nurudini November 5, 2013, 2:57 pm

    A teacher asked class of kids to spell cow. Bob, an 8 yr old could not spell so he was punished. Bob returned home and reported the issue to his dad.

    The next day Bob’s dad visited the school and prompted the teacher why he should ask a little kid like Bob to spell such a huge animal cow while there are smaller animals like tsetse fly, termite etc…

  • Iwyzee November 5, 2013, 2:06 pm

    Wow wow !!! That’s fabulous.

    A teacher was lecturing in an agriculture lesson and he asked Peter where were you yesterday during the lesson time?
    Peter: I was busy replying vegetables.

  • Iwyzee Rege Mtizwa November 5, 2013, 1:39 pm

    Keep on. That’s fabulous. My stomach is now in pain because of laughing. I like this site hahahaha gwagwagwagwaaaa !!! Yep yep funny that’s what all I need.

  • Masungulo Hlungwane November 3, 2013, 7:02 pm

    One day a rich business man hired a new security guard, to watch over his property during the night, and it happens that the following week he had a meeting over sea, so the day before he went to the airport to fly to over seas, he asked his security guard to watch and take care of everything. Then the following day, the business man was suppose to leave, the security guard ran to him and begged him not to go over sea, saying: “Please don’t go, I dreamt of you dying, a plane you about to take had an accident, and no one survived”.

    The rich man said, “Oh, thank you very much, wow, you have saved my life, but not your job, you’re fired”.

    Why did he fire him? He was hired to watch the house over the night, and he didn’t, but sleep.

  • Api Chi November 1, 2013, 12:16 pm

    I love this page. 😀 the jokes are hilarious. It really made my day 🙂 God Bless.

  • Rahm November 1, 2013, 10:29 am

    Good blog with stories for children and grown-ups alike – and I like very much to the all of the leaving comments and the initiator of this site quite thanks to all of us.

  • Shoun Sarwade October 25, 2013, 12:00 pm

    Funniest jokes I’ve ever-ever read!!!!!!!!

    Amazing………………..

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  • Gio October 23, 2013, 11:44 am

    Thanks great jokes to share with anyone mainly students, also send my best wishes, hugs, and kisses for the most amazing woman and teacher: Sveta from Zimogorie, UKR 🙂

  • Kayla October 16, 2013, 11:32 am

    These jokes are sooooooooo funny!!!!!

  • Shruti September 16, 2013, 12:58 pm

    What is the longest word in the English language?
    Answer: Smiles. There is a mile between the first and last letters!

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    Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
    Maria: This is it.
    Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
    Class: Maria did.

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    What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumor?
    Telegram.
    Telephone.
    Tell a woman.

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    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
    Student: I is the…
    Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
    Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

    ============

    A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

    A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
    B: Still no idea.

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    Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
    A: Wet.

  • Chilio September 16, 2013, 10:55 am

    These jokes are awesome, bring some more…

  • Shirly September 14, 2013, 11:14 am

    So funny! I almost forgot my problems even just for while.

  • Hamza September 13, 2013, 1:43 pm

    This is so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

  • Vik September 11, 2013, 5:05 pm

    Lolz! Funny.

  • Adddxjb September 11, 2013, 7:12 am

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  • Prasad Reddy September 11, 2013, 1:05 am

    Really great and funny….

  • Afeer September 3, 2013, 4:35 pm

    Very good

  • Reyhaneh September 3, 2013, 7:01 am

    Wow I loved them!

  • Anonymous September 2, 2013, 1:43 am

    It’s corny.

  • Milky August 28, 2013, 4:48 am

    Really wow!!! Hey when more will come?

  • Behruz Khalili August 18, 2013, 10:36 pm

    I’m using these jokes in class as making the mood change for the students.

  • Abdulbasit August 12, 2013, 12:10 am

    Very funny jokes

  • Vaishnavi August 11, 2013, 5:39 am

    Really wow

  • Demi Felix August 7, 2013, 3:38 am

    I’ve like the Ghanian, Nigerian and the American… I almost lost my breath. The American had all the reasons to laugh… You guys are crazy 🙂

  • Danny Boy July 22, 2013, 6:48 pm

    Hahaha…really like these jokes….

  • Jasper July 22, 2013, 11:35 am

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate 9.

  • Andis Poudel July 19, 2013, 8:54 am

    Super funny.

  • M.tayyab July 17, 2013, 6:18 am

    Wow! Super jokes. I want to keep my mind fresh through these funny jokes, my mind has become more fresh.

  • Shahabuddin Ansari July 11, 2013, 2:13 am

    Very nice. Interesting jokes, I luv it. Thanks the teams behind it.

  • Angelina July 8, 2013, 10:41 am

    These jokes can make an angry person or a hospitalized person to laugh.

  • Kandy July 4, 2013, 1:46 pm

    Awesome collection on healthy jokes…. 😀

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