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Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Don’t forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too 😀


Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

Two factory workers talking:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

A man talking to God:

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.

😀

Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

:mrgreen:

Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”

😛

Teacher: “This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.”
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.”

😀

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

:mrgreen:

Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”

😛

Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

😀

Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”

:mrgreen:

Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Winnie: “Me.”

😛

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

😀


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  • Kc September 23, 2011, 3:48 pm

    It’s all funny but I love the most when the boy was late. More jokes pls 🙂

  • Mohit September 15, 2011, 5:09 am

    Awsum…. keep posting new jokes.

  • Raj September 14, 2011, 5:40 am

    A underworld don’s son came home from school after attending his exams.

    Father: how was your exam?
    Son: they had given me questions to answer within 3 hours, but I did not answer anything or opened my mouth.

  • Tanshi September 6, 2011, 10:26 am

    Awsm jokes … the best one was that dummy principal one…

  • Rajiv.singh September 5, 2011, 7:45 pm

    Good site. . . Liked it. . The jokes . . The stories. . . . Everything out here. Keep it up.

  • Bidyut Naskar August 27, 2011, 7:24 am

    It is very good, I laugh so much. Thanks.

  • Amit Singh August 9, 2011, 2:34 am

    Really Great jokes I never ever read dis much good jokes

  • Naresh August 2, 2011, 6:57 am

    Niceeee….love it…….

  • Tamanna July 27, 2011, 10:41 am

    So funnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

  • Alee July 21, 2011, 3:12 am

    So nice.

  • Alee July 21, 2011, 3:11 am

    it is soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  • Jango July 16, 2011, 4:22 pm

    Cool jokes…

  • Chiku July 8, 2011, 4:04 am

    Fantastic.

  • Ashna Sambhar July 2, 2011, 5:15 am

    When I was in nursery, someone stole my rough notebook. Now they call it “OxFORD DICTIONARY”.
    Crazy fans!☻
    NO claps plz!☻
    I don’t like publicity! 😀

  • Ashna Sambhar July 1, 2011, 12:41 pm

    I am with Pooja…. it was nt good… 😀

  • Maha June 25, 2011, 8:26 am

    I liked the jokes very much, it was fun reading them.

  • Sravanthi June 22, 2011, 1:24 am

    Full entertainment 🙂

  • Rajesh June 20, 2011, 12:15 pm

    Nice jokes and I liked the story: the story of a blind girl. It is very touching…

  • N D Naik June 4, 2011, 12:59 am

    Very interesting

  • Violet May 25, 2011, 8:31 am

    So cool man, all these JOKES!

  • chuni May 17, 2011, 6:22 am

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  • Vivek April 4, 2011, 8:54 pm

    Great site ……… full with education and fun!!!

  • Vivek April 4, 2011, 8:52 pm

    I also enjoyed with these jokes, it is a very gooood joke. ♥ it.☻

  • Pushpa March 31, 2011, 5:42 am

    I enjoyed with these jokes, hope will get some more jokes for us.

  • Kiki98526 March 22, 2011, 3:39 am

    It is a very gooood joke.♥ it.☻

  • Shabna March 20, 2011, 9:31 am

    It was great!!!! I loved it.

  • Zainal March 19, 2011, 9:02 pm

    The jokes have made my day… ha ha ha

  • Sachs February 20, 2011, 5:23 am

    Yippee!!!!!!!!

  • Black February 8, 2011, 9:55 pm

    They were all good jokes!!!!!!!

  • Harini February 4, 2011, 9:51 am

    This is soo funny. It is very nice……..

  • Esan January 30, 2011, 11:32 am

    Super jokes

  • Fprince January 2, 2011, 10:09 am

    So funny lol I can’t stop laughing ^^

    Baxw6, your joke is good too.

  • Nihal mahanto January 2, 2011, 7:10 am

    Ha ha ha, I and my friend Sanjay enjoyed these jokes..thank you.

  • Baxw6 December 26, 2010, 1:26 pm

    There was a little boy, his mother was pregnant.
    He asked: What’s in your stomach mom?
    Mother: Um.. It’s your brother.
    Tomorrow, the teacher: Who has little brother or sister?
    The little boy: I have a brother but my mother ate him.

  • Aish December 13, 2010, 1:40 am

    Superb! but hard to understand….

  • Bandonlang December 10, 2010, 4:04 am

    It is really funny indeed!!!

  • Baxw6 December 6, 2010, 10:49 am

    Hahahahahhahahah it wasn’t funny 🙂

  • Paeng December 4, 2010, 11:41 pm

    Awesome……………… Congrats for that nice jokes….

  • Prachi November 29, 2010, 5:12 am

    What a great site! I lvd reading the jokes…

  • Ngocanh November 11, 2010, 1:33 am

    Very very nice….

  • Pavan November 3, 2010, 10:08 am

    So funny

  • Ram October 8, 2010, 1:02 am

    It is so………..funny.

  • Jem October 6, 2010, 4:01 am

    Ahahahahahaha……I love it.

  • Nikunj October 5, 2010, 8:11 am

    Wonderful!!!

  • Brittney August 27, 2010, 11:14 pm

    Loved the one where the man talks to God. That was the best one. Great thinking!!!

  • Rikki July 29, 2010, 7:40 am

    Loved the one with the Essay on the dog! Absolutely adorable! I’m still laughing!

  • Jefry Rejinold July 29, 2010, 6:11 am

    Really ha,ha,……

  • Chandini July 22, 2010, 1:40 pm

    It was great fun reading them.

  • Madhur July 3, 2010, 5:33 am

    These jokes are so superb and interesting.

  • Floreby June 28, 2010, 8:56 pm

    I love them. Jokes are simple, nicely written and clean. Add more!

  • Esha May 20, 2010, 5:53 am

    Very nice.

  • Khouloud Kleshko May 14, 2010, 8:56 am

    Very funny………. good work……. waiting for more.

  • Brant Driever May 1, 2010, 8:17 pm

    LOL Good one! 🙂

  • Yanira April 30, 2010, 1:47 pm

    Great jokes! Healthy Humor(:

  • Riya April 23, 2010, 10:00 am

    Ah..now that’s funny.. 😛

  • Patrick April 1, 2010, 8:43 am

    I love your jokes because they are responsibly composed.

    Thanks.

  • Ace of Spade March 19, 2010, 8:28 pm

    Soo funny….

    Can anyone post a better joke…that really can make me laugh to dead…… hahahahahahahahaha….

  • Vanessa Medrano March 14, 2010, 3:43 am

    ;”) that’s so hilarious!

  • Tina February 26, 2010, 2:12 pm

    While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

    Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

    A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?”

  • Kimani February 1, 2010, 12:09 pm

    Q. Why did the surfer cross the road?
    A. To catch the wave

  • Amrutha January 30, 2010, 6:51 am

    Lovely jokes!!!

  • Sara January 19, 2010, 11:58 am

    These are litterly awesome, loveeeeee it. hahahha;) lol

  • Pawan January 3, 2010, 3:40 am

    Great!!!!

  • Hooreya November 27, 2009, 4:32 am

    HILARIOUS!
    I loved the one with the student being late.
    but don’t think im like that

  • Sanket November 17, 2009, 2:01 am

    It was superb…
    I liked the most of man to god…

  • niTin October 12, 2009, 8:02 am

    Really Funny!!

  • SHAMEIR AND BABU June 19, 2009, 4:09 am

    HA!HA!HA!I LIKE THIS WEBSITE!

  • Shameir and babu June 19, 2009, 4:06 am

    It is funny and I enjoy reading these jokes.

  • Peter Manser June 6, 2009, 8:42 am

    Q: What is the biggest room in the world?

    A: The room for improvement!!

    Q: Why do they say “An elephant never forgets!”?

    A: Nobody ever asked him to remember anything!!

    Q: What part of a car causes the most accidents?

    A: The nut behind the wheel!!

    Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying?

    A: When his lips are moving!!

    Q: Why did the computer cross the road?

    A: It was programmed by a chicken!!

  • Divs May 31, 2009, 6:16 am

    Really very interesting!!! and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ms. Erika M. Calaranan May 18, 2009, 6:36 am

    VERY NICE!
    I LOVE IT!

  • Ebong Franklin April 7, 2009, 9:49 am

    As the boss I will always live the light bulb on for the co-worker to continue working, good for suppervisors.

  • Pooja February 14, 2009, 4:59 am

    IT WAS YAK !!!!!!!! THUU!!!!!!!!!! CHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Abhi February 1, 2009, 4:29 am

    Great site ……….full with education and fun!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Puppy November 22, 2008, 6:13 am

    Good one!

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