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Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Don’t forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too 😀


Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

Two factory workers talking:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

A man talking to God:

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.

😀

Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

:mrgreen:

Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”

😛

Teacher: “This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.”
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.”

😀

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

:mrgreen:

Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”

😛

Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

😀

Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”

:mrgreen:

Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Winnie: “Me.”

😛

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

😀


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  • JERUSHA June 1, 2012, 3:23 am

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    😀
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  • Shamma May 27, 2012, 9:46 am

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  • Geoffrey Byamukama May 25, 2012, 2:41 pm

    These stories cuts the age and reduces stress.

  • Elyahu May 25, 2012, 1:19 pm

    Awesome

  • Dharmesh Patel May 25, 2012, 3:04 am

    good jocks….

  • Yve May 23, 2012, 5:59 am

    Absolutely awesome jokes. Anymore?

  • molokzah May 16, 2012, 9:15 am

    I really enjoy these jokes…. I nearly died laughing about the girl who was punished for not doing anything…….. I need more guys.

  • Bhim May 13, 2012, 12:38 pm

    Gud jokes. i really enjoyed every joke

  • Picyrosos May 11, 2012, 8:43 am

    Now I really believe that, “Laughter is the best medicine”. 🙂

  • Segun Dare May 10, 2012, 12:56 am

    These jokes are so funny.

  • mytri May 3, 2012, 3:48 am

    Wonderful read .. you made my day 🙂 🙂 🙂 thank you

  • kabindra April 30, 2012, 5:41 am

    really good pool of jokes…….

  • G.ONE April 27, 2012, 4:40 am

    Wooooow! Really funny…..good job!

  • Jaycee-Licious April 16, 2012, 2:52 am

    I love this site 🙂 waiting for more 🙂 Thank you!!

  • Gaurav April 13, 2012, 6:24 am

    Keep site updated ….so good.

  • srujana April 6, 2012, 4:48 am

    😉
    😀
    😛

  • Ibrahim yahaya dakata. March 28, 2012, 6:01 am

    Laugh is killing me, i really love to read jokes, pls add more

  • Joseph March 24, 2012, 2:39 am

    The jokes are really funny. Stil reeling in my laughter 😀

  • edmon March 23, 2012, 4:07 am

    wow it’s great………..
    i love this site……..
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  • Sukurat March 22, 2012, 8:31 pm

    Nice jokes i need more…..

  • Bakai March 22, 2012, 11:57 am

    Cool, God bless every meaningful contributor!

  • Devilic March 11, 2012, 12:37 am

    LOL! nice .. I like them all 🙂

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  • Kristine March 8, 2012, 5:37 am

    Can’t stop laughing LOL..

  • Sweet March 8, 2012, 12:58 am

    Your jokes are great! I just loved them… please add some more, I would love to read more and laugh a lot and share with my friends 😀

  • Sweet March 5, 2012, 4:44 am

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  • Shipra March 2, 2012, 12:04 pm

    Great

  • Shipra March 2, 2012, 12:01 pm

    Lovely…

  • Danny February 25, 2012, 7:07 pm

    Great jokes, enjoyed them.

  • Odunitanchris February 25, 2012, 8:24 am

    I enjoy every bit of the jokes.

  • Tasneem February 19, 2012, 11:49 am

    An excellent website.

  • kawanda February 17, 2012, 2:40 pm

    hahahahaaaa

  • Ram February 13, 2012, 11:33 am

    jokes r litte old, but nice 🙂

  • Tina February 11, 2012, 7:44 am

    Funny

  • Timothy February 9, 2012, 11:33 am

    These jokes are ‘amazing’, hope there are more soon..

  • Bukky February 8, 2012, 10:05 am

    These are wonderful jokes pls keep it up.

  • Kris February 7, 2012, 7:49 pm

    Nice jokes all.

  • OMI February 7, 2012, 4:58 am

    Beautiful jokes

  • Sampath February 5, 2012, 9:13 am

    So nice

  • Shasha February 2, 2012, 10:04 am

    Really nice jokes hahahahaaaaha!!!!! and pop girl your joke was quite nice

  • Shasha February 2, 2012, 10:08 am

    Just no word but 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  • Chandani February 2, 2012, 7:11 am

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  • Pop Girl 00 February 1, 2012, 6:29 pm

    I hope you like it 😀

  • Pop Girl 00 February 1, 2012, 6:29 pm

    Jokee!!

    Q: What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
    A: A Monkey Fart.

    Hahahahahaha!!

  • Joy Ohams January 26, 2012, 12:05 pm

    Good

  • Olufemi January 26, 2012, 9:42 am

    Interesting…want more of it

  • Radhika January 25, 2012, 9:22 am

    I liked ombay ombay ha ha ha ha

  • 0girl0 January 24, 2012, 11:58 pm

    Can i have more jokes please. I just want to get rid of stress by enjoying these jokes.

  • Shabeer January 15, 2012, 3:05 am

    Teacher: Abraham Lincoln sat under a street light to study when he was a child and later he could become the president of America.
    Student: Why he didn’t study on day time?

  • Ashwini January 7, 2012, 8:10 am

    I love this site. I mean it is simply great to have things like these in a package… and the stories… they are awesome!!! Love you people 🙂

  • Jayson January 6, 2012, 8:00 am

    Hahahahahaha….

    I really can’t help laughing..
    The Ombay…Ombay one is also funny..! Good job..!

  • E.Meenakshi January 1, 2012, 11:55 am

    Good jokes – made me laugh heartily

  • Amit December 30, 2011, 4:38 am

    Really great website and jokes by everyone.

    Great to see people pool-in. A Happy New Year to all of you.

  • Namita December 20, 2011, 4:30 am

    1) Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
    Air hostess said: “B silent..”
    Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”

    2) Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
    Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!

    3) Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
    Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

  • Namita December 20, 2011, 4:13 am

    1) A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

    2) One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
    MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.
    SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.
    MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.
    SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
    MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
    SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
    MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

  • Dimple December 18, 2011, 3:37 am

    One day a husband asked his wife: are you fine…….?
    This day was so hard working day isn’t it?
    A girl— I am not your wife. I am your girlfriend and it was a good day because you took me to the shopping…….. 😀

  • Prachi November 27, 2011, 1:23 am

    Nice jokes

  • Lakis November 22, 2011, 5:40 am

    How could you taste me if you won’t undress me?

    ——-banana

  • Shashii November 19, 2011, 8:49 am

    This is not a joke but very interesting management lesson. Read on….

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was very cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out ! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing with joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Management lesson –
    (1) Not everyone who shits on you in your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
    (3) And when you are in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut !

  • Soumiya November 11, 2011, 8:52 am

    Sooo funny. Keep on going.

  • DEaTH BY JokES November 6, 2011, 10:30 pm

    LMAO… Please make more jokes!!!!

  • Cuthbert November 4, 2011, 5:45 pm

    These jokes can make one die from laughter.

  • Shashii November 1, 2011, 1:39 am

    Doctor : Have you ever fainted before ?
    Patient : Yes, the last time you told me your fees…

  • Lana October 28, 2011, 9:53 pm

    Hahahah…laughing by myself at home hahahahah

  • Really nice and funny October 27, 2011, 1:46 pm

    This is really good

  • Hucen October 27, 2011, 6:12 am

    Really cool and interesting jokes. You can make anyone Laugh…

  • Shashii October 26, 2011, 3:53 am

    Teeth said to tongue, “If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.”
    Tongue replied, “If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once”.

  • Miss Dhie_23 October 20, 2011, 1:42 am

    I really like the site!!! Inspiring.. although I’ve read it already.. LIKE!!!! Yeah.. God bless..

  • Tundrasurfr October 16, 2011, 11:26 pm

    After telling a friend of mine a joke, she responded with a question mark. A few minutes later she again responded, “oh k, finally got it, I was a bit slow”. My response to her was, “next time, I’ll be sure to type a lil slower so you can understand it faster”.

  • Shashii September 30, 2011, 1:17 pm

    A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God. God became happy with his prayers, grants him only one wish.
    Gujju: Dear God, I have only one wish, I only want my mother to see my wife putting 2 crore worth solitare bangles on my child’s hands in my mercedes benz car parked in our new penthouse’s compound situated next to the swimming pool at Beverly Hills.
    God: Damn it ! I still have a lot to learn from these gujju’s..

  • Akhi September 28, 2011, 10:09 pm

    It’s veery nice.

  • Afra September 28, 2011, 10:19 am

    Nice jokeees

  • Ninu September 28, 2011, 12:43 am

    It is fantastic…….!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Shashii September 27, 2011, 1:56 am

    Sometimes small things in real life hurt a lot. If you don’t believe me then try to sit on a small pin 😀

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