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Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Hope you like them. Please share if you have some really funny knock knock jokes 🙂

{ 41 comments… add one }
  • Rebecca Willer March 1, 2013, 5:33 pm

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Who Who?
    I didn’t know you were an owl!

  • Stephen March 4, 2013, 3:54 pm

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No silly cows go moo.

  • Jim March 20, 2013, 10:22 pm

    lol funny knock knock jokes! 🙂

  • W0nderful101 March 25, 2013, 4:18 pm

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupt—-
    MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Stephen March 28, 2013, 2:54 pm

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Soup.
    Soup who?
    Souperman!

  • Zoe March 30, 2013, 1:40 pm

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.

  • Anabella April 2, 2013, 6:59 pm

    Knock, Knock,
    Who’s there?
    Cash
    Cash-who?
    No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

  • Stephen April 3, 2013, 6:14 pm

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla.
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla me a steak.

  • Jagrit Goyal April 6, 2013, 10:15 am

    Best knock knock jokes 🙂

  • Hidden April 9, 2013, 5:59 pm

    I got the best knock knock joke in the world:
    *Knock Knock*
    Who’s there?
    THE DOOR!!!

  • Emilly April 12, 2013, 3:22 pm

    Wooow amazing .. . . jokes peeps keep ’em’ coming . . . . no but they were really good !! 🙂

  • Jessica McDaniel April 14, 2013, 8:26 pm

    😀

  • Stephen April 16, 2013, 2:07 pm

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you! (I love you!)

  • FunnyGuy April 19, 2013, 12:59 pm
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aardvark.
    Aardvark who?
    Aardvark (hard work) always pays off in the end.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Schnauzer.
    Schnauzer who?
    Schnauzer (so how’s your) homework coming?
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Eerie.
    Eerie who?
    Eerie go again!
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wilma.
    Wilma who?
    Wilma howling keep you awake all night?
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up. I don’t want to miss the elephant parade.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Design.
    Design who?
    Design said beware of dogs!
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ty.
    Ty who?
    Ty up the dog before he runs away.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ox.
    Ox who?
    Ox me nice and I will take you out for ice cream.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pig.
    Pig who?
    Pig me up at fire o’clock.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow.
    Cow who?
    Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this knocking?
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Fitz.
    Fitz who?
    Fitz the doorbell and I won’t have to knock.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sty.
    Sty who?
    Sty home from school if you feel ill.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pig.
    Pig who?
    Pig on someone your own size.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kelp.
    Kelp who?
    Kelp me. I can’t swim!
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mae.
    Mae who?
    Mae I sit next to you?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Warren.
    Warren who?
    Warren you in this same class last year?
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Omar.
    Omar who?
    Omar goodness! I’m locked out.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bertha.
    Bertha who?
    Bertha day greetings to you.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tamara.
    Tamara who?
    Tamara is another school day. Yuk!
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Watson.
    Watson who?
    Watson your mind?
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Carmen.
    Carmen who?
    Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I’m sue.
    I’m sue who?
    I’m sue sorry to be late.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jester.
    Jester who?
    Jester minute. I’m still thinking.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Juno.
    Juno who?
    Juno how long I’ve been waiting out here?
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Len.
    Len who?
    Len me ten bucks until payday.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gwen.
    Gwen who?
    Gwen are you going to open this darn door?
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I’m shad.
    I’m shad who?
    I’m shad to see you go.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Will Hugh?
    Will Hugh who?
    Will Hugh marry me?
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Halo.
    Halo who?
    Halo and goodbye. I’m tired of waiting.
    ————–
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I mist.
    I mist who?
    I mist you at the party last night.
  • Kieran June 1, 2013, 4:28 am

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    ChesterField
    ChesterField Who?
    ChesterField my leg so I slapped him.

  • Mr.Derp June 19, 2013, 2:56 pm

    Funny 🙂

  • Hailey July 8, 2013, 8:13 pm

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cat.
    Cat who?
    Cat me if you can.

  • Malia Alley July 27, 2013, 12:33 am

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ma.
    Ma who?
    Your a mahoo.
    ============
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Idk you were an owl.

  • Gracie August 27, 2013, 6:16 am

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting doctor.
    Interrup-You have cancer.
    ________________________
    This one comes in 2 parts:
    Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
    Why?
    Because she had no arms.
    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Not Sarah
    _________________________
    This one comes in 3 parts:
    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Eader
    Eader who?
    Eader bunny.
    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Car
    Car who?
    Car go broom broom over across a Eader bunny
    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry there’ll be another Eader bunny next year.

  • Allie August 29, 2013, 5:26 am

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Mist
    Mist Who?
    I don’t know, you tell me.

  • Alice Young September 4, 2013, 11:08 pm

    Wow these jokes are funny. Here is mine, even funnier 😀
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pick.
    Pick who?
    Pick-a-boo.

  • Loulou September 7, 2013, 8:28 pm

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Carry.
    Carry who?
    Carry me home.

  • Chandler September 20, 2013, 11:39 pm

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Homework.
    Homework who?
    Do your home work or you grounded from being knock on lololol
    ====
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Not you.
    ====
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rob.
    Rob who?
    Rob you.
    ====
    Knock knock.
    Be quiet I’m trying to sleep here.

  • Erica September 20, 2013, 11:44 pm

    Yah I laughed so much that I got a frog in my throat. Awesome.

  • Amy October 1, 2013, 12:37 pm

    Love the knock knock jokes. It’s good the humor still exists.

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