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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

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Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

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Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

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Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

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Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
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Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
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Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
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Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
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Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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  • Stephen March 22, 2013, 11:27 am

    Yo mama teeth are so black, the car’s check oil light comes on.
    Yo mama is not so smart, she studied for a drug test.
    Yo momma is so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head so she could make-up her mind.
    Yo mama is so fat, she dosen’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

    • will May 1, 2020, 10:51 am


      • Tristan January 29, 2021, 12:45 pm


    • meme May 21, 2021, 2:16 pm

      yo mamas so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

      • greysen May 10, 2023, 11:40 am


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  • Sandy March 29, 2013, 7:29 am

    Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on the toilet it broke right into pieces.

    • crystal December 28, 2018, 1:57 am

      yo mama so ugly she ave freedy couger nightmares

    • sylvia boshra February 18, 2021, 8:50 am


  • Jayde March 30, 2013, 7:14 pm

    Your mama so stupid, she sat on the tv to watch the couch.

    • Jack January 29, 2019, 12:11 pm

      Yo mama so ugly at the club they pay her to keep her chlothes on

  • Stephen April 1, 2013, 2:05 pm

    Yo mammas so black she went to night school and they marked her absent.

  • Myron April 5, 2013, 2:14 pm

    Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said “moving.”

  • Kat April 7, 2013, 1:14 pm

    Yo mamma so skinny they use her as a toothpick at wimpy.

  • Fanuel April 9, 2013, 4:49 pm

    Your mama is so fat that your father needs a GPS to find her ass.

    • HI April 12, 2023, 4:21 pm

      awesome! LOL!

  • Ifrah April 11, 2013, 7:23 am

    Yo mama is so fat she carries her husband like a baby.

  • Jonathan April 12, 2013, 12:22 pm

    Yo mama so fat she bought a fur coat and the whole species went extinct.
    Yo mama so fat when she walked through a drive through people thought she was a Cadillac escalade.

    • Jack January 29, 2019, 12:13 pm

      yo mama so fat she skipped a meal and the stocks droped rapidly.

      • liv January 6, 2023, 7:25 pm

        yo mama so fat she has to take a bath in the Atlantic ocean

  • Hidden April 12, 2013, 12:39 pm

    Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t fit in this joke.

  • Hunter April 12, 2013, 12:46 pm

    Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

  • Cassy April 12, 2013, 8:09 pm

    Yo mama so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat around the house!
    Yo mama so black, when she was trying to move her TV at night they said “We have a GHOST!”
    Yo mama so dumb, she used a ruler to measure how long she sleeps.
    Yo mama so ugly, she steps in front of the mirror and it shade-rd into pieces.
    Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it showed her phone number.

    • Jack January 29, 2019, 12:15 pm

      yo mama so short she hop of the toliet and ended up on the news for commiting sewer slide.

  • Paullister April 13, 2013, 8:45 pm

    Yo moma so stupid she walked u to a crake head and said your crake is showing…
    Yo moma so ugly Bob the builder said we can’t fix that.

  • Dakota April 14, 2013, 1:18 pm

    Yo mamas so fat she left wearing hi-heals and came back wearing flats.

  • Ryan April 14, 2013, 1:43 pm

    Yo mama so fat they used her sweat to make the Pacific Ocean;(

  • Steven April 14, 2013, 6:08 pm

    Yo mamma’s so fat she jumped off the Empire State Building and bounced back up.
    Yo mamma’s so dumb she got locked in the toilet store and wet her pants.
    Yo mamma’s so fat when she takes 1 step she caused earthquakes measured 10.9.
    Yo mamma’s so ugly she went to an ugly contest and the judges said “No professionals”

    • Ariel Rad April 22, 2020, 4:40 pm

      yo mama so fat bob the builder said we cant fix it

      • able October 18, 2020, 11:35 am

        l luve

      • liv January 6, 2023, 7:30 pm

        yo mama so ugly fix it Felix couldn’t even fix that

  • Rachel April 14, 2013, 6:21 pm

    Yo mama so stupid she played I got your nose with voldeamort.

  • Miles April 14, 2013, 6:29 pm

    Yo mammas so skinny that when a skeleton saw her the skeleten said “Damn!!!!”

  • Kenny April 14, 2013, 8:53 pm

    I like yo mamma jokes because they are funny and make me laugh a lot.

    • WhereIsMyDad February 17, 2020, 9:23 am

      ha ha ha

  • Shyanne April 14, 2013, 8:54 pm

    Yo momma’s hair is so short, she curls the hair with a grain of rice.
    Yo momma’s so stupid, she got locked in big Y and starved to death.

  • Kiki April 17, 2013, 11:02 pm

    Your mom is so fat when she jumped into the ocean the Whales started singing we are family!!
    Your momma so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld.

  • David April 18, 2013, 11:11 am

    Yo mamma so tall she tripped on a rock in Minnesota and fell in Florida

    • Jack January 29, 2019, 12:17 pm

      yo mama so fat when she went to Hawaii she was the other island

    • YO MOMMA March 16, 2022, 10:17 pm


  • Seth April 18, 2013, 11:12 am

    Yo momma so fat she had to use cheats on Wii Fit.

  • Kyle April 18, 2013, 1:42 pm

    Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a corner store and strafed to death.

  • Anthony vaca April 18, 2013, 6:32 pm

    Your mama is so ugly she made the blind kids cry.
    Your mama is so fat when she went to in and out she could go in but she can’t go out.

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