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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

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Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

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Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

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Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

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Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
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Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
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Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
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Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
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Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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  • Josh April 18, 2013, 7:48 pm

    Yo mamas armpits are so hairy that Chinese people get tickeled.

  • Hayden ford April 18, 2013, 10:18 pm

    Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl and the other brought cereal.
    Yo mama is like a hardware store 5cents a screw.
    Yo mama is like a microwave even a 4 yr old can turn her on.

  • Riley Shaw April 19, 2013, 11:01 am

    Yo mama is so fat dora can’t even explore her.
    Yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
    Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

  • Zombie Cat April 23, 2013, 4:39 pm

    Yo mama so fat when she drives thru Mcdonalds the cashier says ca ching.
    Yo mama so old when she sits in the back seat the kids don’t scream ‘are we there yet’ they scream ‘is she dead yet’.

  • Jacob April 23, 2013, 6:51 pm

    You mama is so stupid she thought shit was choclate.
    You mama is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

  • Adrain April 24, 2013, 3:52 pm

    Yo mamma so fat she sat on the toilet it said abcdef get your fat ass off of me.

  • Rafael April 25, 2013, 7:56 am

    Your momma so fat I took a pic of her 5 Christmases ago and its still printing.

  • Sam April 25, 2013, 3:12 pm

    Yo mamma so fat she went for a swim and Spain claimed her as their country.

  • Parker April 25, 2013, 7:55 pm

    Yo mama so stupid she taped a piece of paper on the T.V. and called it pay-per-view. Wa Wa Wa

  • Dakota April 25, 2013, 8:04 pm

    Yo mama is so dark she spits chocolate milk.

  • Rudybear April 25, 2013, 10:17 pm

    Yo mama is stupid that she put a book in someones face and called facebook.

  • Jordan Muchmore April 26, 2013, 10:04 am

    Yo mama so old she farts out dust.
    Yo mama so stupid she went to the hobby lobby and thought paint was toothpaste.
    Yo mama so black she went outside and the streetlights came on.
    Yo mama so fat she uses the pacific ocean as a bath.
    Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone cord.

  • Kailie Stanichowsky April 26, 2013, 6:38 pm

    Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

    • Jackson Sales September 2, 2021, 8:36 am

      Your mom is so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

  • Vanessa April 27, 2013, 9:07 pm

    Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out.
    Yo mama is so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss goodbye.

  • Hidden April 28, 2013, 8:24 am

    Yo mamma’s so old her breast milk is like powder.

  • Bob April 29, 2013, 5:01 pm

    Yo mama is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat the other people yell taxi, taxi.

  • Jordan April 30, 2013, 3:56 pm

    Your mama so ugly when she walks in a room with kittens they run and hide.
    Your mama so fat she tied a snake and made it into her bracelet.
    Your mama so fat when she layed on the couch she made it into a blanket.
    Your mama so tall she looked down on mt. Everest.
    Your mama so big she looked on her own child and it looked like an ant.
    Your mama so fat when she puts on yellow people think shes a bus.

  • Tyler April 30, 2013, 10:52 pm

    Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the T.V. you missed 2 episodes of your favorite show.

  • Q May 1, 2013, 4:06 pm

    Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the quick shop she thought she could climb mountain dew.

  • Super Sniper May 1, 2013, 5:43 pm

    Yo mama so ugly, scorpion said “STAY Over THERE!!”
    Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stair way to heaven.

  • Anonymous May 2, 2013, 1:41 pm

    Yo mama is so black, she goes to funerals naked.
    Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
    Yo mama is like a lightswitch, even a little kid can turn her on!

  • Hendrik May 2, 2013, 10:07 pm

    Yo momma is so fat, her belt’s the equator.

  • Elizabeth May 4, 2013, 1:56 pm

    Yo mamma is so ugly her tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face.

  • Rigo May 5, 2013, 1:12 pm

    Yo mamas so poor I threw a rock at her bin she popped out and said who knocked.
    Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 3 seasons.

  • Swag May 5, 2013, 7:23 pm

    Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the iPhone she made an iPad lol.

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