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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

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Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

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Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

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Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

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Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
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Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
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Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
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Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
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Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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  • Im Yo Mama June 2, 2013, 8:05 pm

    Yo mama so short she gotta use an elevator to go up each step.
    Yo mama so skinny she gotta hand glide on a dorito.
    Yo mama so skinny she gotta run around the shower to get wet.

  • Twin#1 June 3, 2013, 3:29 pm

    Yo mama is so fat she got arrested at the airport for carring 10 pounds of crack.
    Yo mama so fat when she got in the swimming pool the whales started to sing “We are family, even though your bigger than me.”
    Yo mama so fat when she tried to go to Mcdonalds she tripped over Wendy’s and landed on Burger King.
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  • Yolo June 4, 2013, 8:15 pm

    Yo mamas so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology from the cond0m factory.

  • Cameron June 5, 2013, 11:04 am

    Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the ipod she made a ipad.

  • Kyle Masters June 6, 2013, 1:00 am

    Your momma’s so poor when I walked in her house 3 cochroaches tripped me and tried to take my wallet. xD

  • Oshema June 6, 2013, 1:34 pm

    Yo mama so fat when she went to heaven she broke the stairs to hell.

  • Josh June 7, 2013, 10:41 am

    Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
    Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was over it.

  • Christina June 10, 2013, 1:33 pm

    Yo mama so stupid, when I was drowning I asked her for a Life Saver and she said to me, “Cherry of Grape?”
    Yo mama is so dumb, she went to rehab because she was hooked on phonics.
    What’s the difference between yo mama and a seal? One has whiskers and smells like fish and the other is a seal!
    Yo mama so hairy she was a special on Animal Planet.
    Yo mama is so old, she was the only dinosaur they didn’t have to animate for “Jurassic Park.”
    Yo mama’s butt is so big, it has a Congressman.
    Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code!

  • Lydia June 10, 2013, 5:39 pm

    Yo mamma is so fat, her ear has an Eco.
    Yo mamma is so ugly when she entered the ugly contest the judge said sorry no provincials allowed.

  • Mia June 11, 2013, 1:38 pm

    I love those toliets jokes. Go Adrain and Bob.

  • Katie June 11, 2013, 7:26 pm

    Yo mama is so stupid she locked herself out of a motorcycle.

  • Nick June 13, 2013, 8:19 am

    Yo mama is so fat the U.S army used her underwear for a parachute!
    Yo mama is so stupid when she heard the doorbell ring she went to the microwave.
    Yo mama is so fat she chased a school bus filled with white kids because she though it was a twinkie! (not being racist)
    Yo mama is so so hairy the only language she can speak is chubaka.
    Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the fair the kids want to rid on her.

  • Nunya Biznis June 13, 2013, 9:00 am

    Yo moma so hairy when she gave birth to a child it came out rug burnt. haha

  • Princess_Class0f.2016 June 13, 2013, 2:31 pm

    Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
    Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
    Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
    Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you “What is the number for 911?”
    Yo mama is so dark that she spits chocolate milk!
    Yo mama is so hairy that when she’s at a nude beach people think she’s wearing a fur coat!
    Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.

  • Ike Ozenna 3rd June 13, 2013, 6:31 pm

    Hi peps.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!
    Yo mama is so poor that she couldn’t afford to pay attention! {^^^^]
    Yo mama is so greasy on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks!
    Yo mama’s so short that she slam dunks her bus fare!
    Yo mama so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight.
    Yo mama so fugly that she went to American Express to fix her car but they left her to fix it by herself.

  • Kevin June 13, 2013, 7:44 pm

    Yo mama is so ugly that she is the reason why waldo is always hiding.
    Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

  • Nana June 18, 2013, 1:26 pm

    lolol

  • Darrius June 18, 2013, 11:46 pm

    Yo mama so ugly, when she was on mortal kombat, scorpion said “stay over there”.
    Yo mama so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids scream THE SUN.
    Yo mama teeth so yellow, the sun dont shine without em.
    Yo mama so ugly, she makes melina from mortal kombat look like a damn stripper.
    Yo daddy so ugly, he makes baraka from mortal kombat look sexy (no homo).

  • COLBY June 20, 2013, 12:05 am

    (1.) Yo mama is so black her favorite logo is once you go black you never go back
    (2.) Yo mama is so fat she went to the store for a water bed… so they put a blanket over the pacific ocean
    (3.) Yo mama is so stupid she yelled in a envelope to send a voicemail
    (4.) Yo mama is so ugly even goldfish dont smile back
    (5.) Yo mamas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter
    (6.) Yo mama is so fat that she is fat

  • Sabrina June 22, 2013, 11:33 pm

    These yo momma jokes are so funny. Here is mine:
    Yo mama is so ugly, even the moon says kill me now! 🙂

  • Amel June 24, 2013, 6:15 pm

    Yo moma is so ugly when she went to KFC they close.

  • Alex June 26, 2013, 11:35 pm

    Yo momma is so ugly she made the exorcist go to church.

  • Turiano June 29, 2013, 12:35 pm

    Yo mama is so fat you can’t stay in the room with her for a sec because she takes up all the oxygen.
    Yo mama is so fat she’s the reason why there’s no water on Mars.
    Yo mama is so fat they can’t find her size.
    Yo mama is so stupid they told her her-birthday was right around the corner and she went looking for it.

  • Bilal July 2, 2013, 4:03 pm

    Yo mama is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody.

  • Bradly July 7, 2013, 1:21 pm

    Yo mama so ugly that a zombie got jealous.

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