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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

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Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

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Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

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Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

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Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
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Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
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Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
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Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
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Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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  • Platanito May 5, 2013, 8:05 pm

    Yo mamma so dumb she stole free samples 🙂
    Your mamma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruker NIGHTMARES

  • Daedae May 6, 2013, 12:49 pm

    Yo mamma so fat when she jumped out the window nobody laughed but the ground cracked up.

  • Trey May 6, 2013, 4:01 pm

    Yo mama is so fat that when she went surfing all the people at the beach said tsunami.
    Yo mama is so fat when she bent down the cops arrested her for selling crack.

  • Irvin May 6, 2013, 9:00 pm

    Your momma is so fat, God can’t even lift her spirit.

  • Malachi Idrgaf Armour May 7, 2013, 3:45 pm

    Yo momma is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and the mirror disappered 😀
    Yo momma is so stupid, she put on a yellow shirt and she started singing the banana song!!!! bang bang !!!!

  • Nimo Musse May 7, 2013, 7:44 pm

    Yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror it shattered and said rated r.

  • Jdogg May 7, 2013, 7:59 pm

    You mama so fat she passed by my window and I missed 2 days of sunlight.
    You mama so stupid she saw a bus with white kids in it and said stop that twinkle.

  • Cruz Hernandez May 10, 2013, 9:05 am

    Yo mama is so fat she is the reason people invented double doors.
    Yo mom is so ugly she gave freddy kugar nightmares.
    Yo momma is so poor when I went to her house I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said pick a corner.

  • Austin May 10, 2013, 12:58 pm

    Yo mama so ugly when she went to take a shower the water jumped out.

  • Me May 12, 2013, 11:48 pm

    Your mama so fat when she triped over gravy poured out.

  • Brittany May 13, 2013, 7:43 am

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose.
    Yo mama’s teeth so yellow she took a drink of her water and it turned into lemonade.
    Yo mama so fat even Bin Laden can’t even blow her up.

  • Parker May 13, 2013, 4:55 pm

    Yo mama so fat when she fell off her bike and skinned her knee gravy started gushing everywhere.

  • Aly May 13, 2013, 5:00 pm

    Yo momma so dumb when the judge said “order in the court” she said “Can I have a burger and some fries please?”
    Yo momma so fat she uses the world as her bouncy ball.
    Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter she made a dollar.

  • Deondre May 14, 2013, 8:21 am

    Yo mama so fat even Rick Ross said uhhh!

  • Charles May 14, 2013, 10:22 am

    Your moma is so short when she smokes weed she can’t even get high.

  • ThatOneGuy May 14, 2013, 10:30 am

    Yo mama did your dad so hard that even ObamaCare, Nationwide, or Statefarm combine can’t cover the damages to him.

  • Lovepink May 14, 2013, 4:47 pm

    Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on her own driveway.

  • Awseome May 14, 2013, 4:48 pm

    Yo mama so dumb, she stole free samples.

  • Yo momma May 15, 2013, 12:02 pm

    Yo mamma so white she makes casper look like a nigga.

  • Kitty Kat May 16, 2013, 11:18 am

    Yo mama is so stinky a skunk had to hold his nose.

  • Harlem shaker May 17, 2013, 11:55 am

    Yo mama is so black that when the cops were chasing her last night they shot a bullet and it came back saying, “I can’t find her.”

  • Justin May 17, 2013, 3:34 pm

    Yo mama is so hairy when she went to the jungle people said there goes big foot.

  • Nick Brewer May 17, 2013, 3:59 pm

    Yo mama so dumb when she walked into Target she said don’t shoot.

  • Charlie Fisher May 20, 2013, 12:48 am

    Yo Moma is so fat that she can sing We Are The World all by herself!
    Yo Moma is so fat that Evil Knievel asked if he could jump! He failed so Robbie Knievel is going to try!

  • YO MOMMA!!! :) May 20, 2013, 4:58 am

    Yo momma so stupid she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper.
    Yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning.
    Yo momma so hairy you were born you had carpet burn.
    Yo momma so fat her farts caused global warming.
    Yo momma so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her.

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