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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

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Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

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Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

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Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

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Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
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Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
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Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
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Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
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Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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  • Levi November 23, 2018, 1:15 pm

    I love yo mama jokes but not with swear words

  • zyana November 30, 2018, 6:19 pm

    your mama so hairy she has to use a weedwacker to shave

  • Michael December 10, 2018, 10:36 am

    Yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiles the cars slow down

  • Amiya December 14, 2018, 10:01 am

    yo mama so fat the only word she knows in the alphabet is KFC

  • Someone Smart December 17, 2018, 11:17 pm

    Yo mama so stupid, when we were looking at the forest, she said the trees blocked her view!
    Yo mama so ugly, even Bob the Builder said he couldn’t fix it!
    Yo mama so poor, when she eats cereal, she saves the milk!
    Yo mama so ugly, MC creepers wouldn’t even get close to her!
    Yo mama so old, when she farts, dust comes out!
    Yo mama so short, she can walk underneath the storm! (Fortnite)
    Yo mama so fat, when she farts, that is the storm! (Fortnite)

  • Burritoboy36 December 20, 2018, 5:03 pm

    Yo mama’s so hairy her knuckles have sideburns.

    (Ali A music)

  • mary fears January 29, 2019, 3:50 pm

    yo mama so fat donald trump could’nt build a wall around her

  • marcus February 12, 2020, 1:16 pm

    this is very funny and i love my momma

  • Eli July 13, 2020, 6:09 pm

    Yo Mama so stupid that when the robber came to steal the TV she said, “You forgot the remote!

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