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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

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Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

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Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

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Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

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Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
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Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
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Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
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Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
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Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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  • Dominc July 13, 2013, 3:11 pm

    Yo mama is so fat, when she tripped she burnt her face on the sun.
    Yo mama is so fat she got baptized in the pacific ocean.

  • Damato July 15, 2013, 11:19 am

    Too funny!! Keep-Em comin. I can laugh all day. Thats my new Prescription.

  • Jaiden July 17, 2013, 4:46 pm

    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb mountain dew.
    yo mama so fat, when she sat on the ipod it made the ipad.
    yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

  • Jaiden July 17, 2013, 4:48 pm

    Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.

  • Darwin July 21, 2013, 7:10 pm

    Yo momma is so fat when she entered Burger King they said hold up we are cooking more food.

  • Grace July 22, 2013, 4:34 pm

    Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped out the back fence.

  • Lynton July 22, 2013, 6:43 pm

    Yo mama is so fat, she fell in a pond and flooded Egypt.

  • Yo mama's July 23, 2013, 2:33 am

    Yo mama’s so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    Yo mama’s so stupid she went to EB games and asked for Xbox live tickets.

  • AJ July 26, 2013, 3:59 pm

    Yo mama is so ugly the forever alone guy denied her friend request.
    Yo mama is so fat her farts cause global warming.

  • Amanda July 31, 2013, 1:11 pm

    Yo mama is so ugly goldfish can’t smile back.

  • Amanda July 31, 2013, 1:14 pm

    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on layaway.

  • Josiah R Hrangchal August 8, 2013, 2:04 pm

    Yo mama is so stupid she thought Hitman to be Mahatma Gandhi in a suit!

  • Tiegan August 13, 2013, 4:21 pm

    Yo muma is so ugly if she was a scare crow she would scare all the corn away from the field.
    Yo muma is so ugly she even gave freddie kreger nightmares.
    Yo muma is so ugly when she walked in the bathroom she scared the poo out the toilet.

  • Otis August 16, 2013, 12:31 pm

    Yo momma is like door knob everybody gets a turn.

  • Renee August 18, 2013, 3:43 pm

    Yo mama so fat she got mistaken for a whale at sea world.

  • Renee August 18, 2013, 4:03 pm

    Yo mama so hairy big foot is jealous.

  • Roshell September 2, 2013, 1:50 am

    Yo momma so dumb when you told her you was doing out to play ball she asked who balls are you going to play with.

    • Cody September 3, 2013, 11:14 am

      What’s the difference between yo moma and a rooster?
      A rooster say’s cockadoodledoo.
      And yo mom say’s anycockaldoo.

  • Cody September 3, 2013, 10:45 am

    Yo mama so dumb when someone asked do you wanna play Dominoes she said where’s the pizza.

  • Cody September 3, 2013, 10:46 am

    Yo mama so ugly that Chewbaca got sad.

  • Ben3320 September 4, 2013, 9:49 am

    Lol guyz
    Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection said, are you sure because I’m out of here.
    Yo mama has 3 b00bs, when she feeds u she says, choose your flavor.

  • Jaycoblawrence September 8, 2013, 7:30 pm

    Yo mama so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said “I’m watching paper view.”

  • Fauz September 13, 2013, 3:43 am

    Love these. Thanks guys.

  • MELVIN ODOM September 13, 2013, 3:44 pm

    Yo mamma so tall she tripped on the rocky mountains and scrapped her chin on the moon.

  • Mojo September 15, 2013, 8:28 am

    Yo mama is so dumb when she posted a page on facebook she waited until foreva for her face to appear.
    Yo mama is so thin she jumped through a straw open arms!!!
    Yo mama is so ugly when she gave birth a son said who da HELL are you?
    Yo mama is so ugly she made the onions cry.
    Yo mama is so dumb when the weather man said it’s warm tomolo she asked if it was gana rain.

  • Shithead September 19, 2013, 2:27 pm

    Yo mamma is so ugly her birth certificate said I’m sorry for this hideous thing. -Your Doctor

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