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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

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Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

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Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

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Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

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Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
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Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
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Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
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Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
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Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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  • Merna September 22, 2013, 8:01 pm

    Yo mama is so ugly when she was born the Doctor slapped her and her mother.

  • Merna September 22, 2013, 8:07 pm

    Yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
    Yo mama is so fat she got on the scale and said “I need your weight not you phone number.”
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she entered a ugly contest the judges said “sorry no professionals.”
    Yo mama is so ugly she made 1 Direction go the other direction.
    Yo mama is so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
    Yo mama is so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.
    Yo mama is so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

  • Johno September 26, 2013, 8:10 am

    Yo mamma so black when she was born they got her mixed up with a chico baby.

  • Abby September 28, 2013, 10:51 pm

    Yo mamas so hairy, she went to the zoo and mistaked her as a gorilla.
    Yo mamas so ugly she walked into an ugly contest and they said “woah woah woah, no professionals!”

  • Shianna Orum October 1, 2013, 12:19 pm

    These yo mama’s jokes are funny.

  • Frank October 5, 2013, 2:54 pm

    Yo mama’s like a tomato, she’s always ripe.

  • Jaquan October 5, 2013, 4:04 pm

    Yo mama is so fat when I drove around her I ran out of gas.

  • Jose mikes October 15, 2013, 9:13 pm

    Your mama is so short she does backflips under her bed.

  • Ab133 October 17, 2013, 3:34 pm

    Yo mama is so ugly the mirror broke into pieces.
    Yo mama is so fat she looks like a donut far away.

  • FunnyGirl October 18, 2013, 7:25 pm

    Your mama so fat, that when she has her yellow bathing suit on at the beach. Everyone says “Oh look there’s the sun.”

  • Accidex_ October 23, 2013, 7:04 am

    Your mama’s so ugly that the government changed Halloween to her birthday.
    Your mama’s so fat she dipped her toe in the water to check the temperature then the life guard said no bombing.
    Your mama’s so fat she had to have 2 plane tickets to board a flight.
    Your mama’s so fat she uses a boomerang to put on her belt.

  • David October 30, 2013, 7:51 pm

    Yo mama so short she couldn’t get high.
    Yo mama so fat she broke the stair case to heaven.
    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can up the street I asked her what she was doing she said moving.

  • DeAvion November 5, 2013, 8:16 am

    Yo mama soo short she hang glide on a Dorito chip.

  • Nathaniel November 13, 2013, 2:35 am

    Yo mama is so fat she sat on the couch it turned in to a blanket.

  • naz November 14, 2013, 2:00 pm

    Yo mama is so old she’s in jesus yearbook

  • Fatima November 15, 2013, 5:08 pm

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked up in a motorcycle.
    Yo mama so poor she can’t afford a piece of gum.
    Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach they thought a whale had escaped.

  • Like A Boss November 18, 2013, 9:53 pm

    Yo mama so stupid she try to drown a fish.
    Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach she thought it was her own private pool.
    Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
    Yo mama so small she can’t even get high.
    Yo mama so white she camouflage in the snow.
    Yo mama so stupid when she bought a quarter back steak, she cam back for a refund.
    Yo mama so fat she’s the one that cause the dinosaurs to be extinct .
    Yo mama so ugly she made unions cry.

  • LaChelle November 19, 2013, 11:59 am

    Yo mamma so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

  • Jonny November 19, 2013, 6:36 pm

    Yo mama is so fat the only exercise she gets is chasing the ice cream truck.
    Yo mama is so stupid she climbs over a glass door to see through the other side.
    Yo mama is so short when she smoke weed she could not even get high.

  • Anonymous November 20, 2013, 9:31 pm

    Yo mama is so squirrel-like she can’t keep those nuts out of her mouth. :’D

  • Marc-Anthony November 27, 2013, 2:39 am

    Yo mama is so fat she weighs twice as more than china’s population.

  • Marc-Anthony November 27, 2013, 2:53 am

    Yo mama is so fat, well she just fat end of story.
    Yo mama is so ugly she made the movie “2012” become alive.
    Yo mama is so fat people mistook her pinky ring for a bracelet.

  • Tiffany November 29, 2013, 6:17 pm

    Yo mama so dumb when she got locked inside kroger she starved to death.

  • Ss and Tk December 2, 2013, 3:51 pm

    Yo mama so fat when she bends over there is a new world.

  • Cindy zamudio December 4, 2013, 9:20 pm

    Yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow she turned it into skittles.

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