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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

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Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

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Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

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Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

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Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
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Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
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Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
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Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
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Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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  • Jakob April 2, 2014, 5:13 pm

    Yo mama is so ugly when she takes a shower the water runs back to the ocean.

  • Jakob April 2, 2014, 5:15 pm

    Yo mama is so ugly when she takes a shower the water runs away.

  • Cody April 4, 2014, 2:19 pm

    Your mamma is so fat she stepped in the ocean and made hurricane Katrina

  • John April 19, 2014, 2:58 pm

    Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live

  • Noob May 7, 2014, 6:07 pm

    Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on the scale she screamed how do you know my phone number
    Yo Momma so ugly she made Freddy Kruger have nightmares
    Yo Momma so fat every time she turns around it’s her birthday.
    Yo Momma so poor she hung the toilet paper out to dry
    Yo Momma so fat she uses the whole country of Mexico as her tanning bed

  • Laura May 12, 2014, 7:35 am

    Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
    Yo Mama is so stupid she pretended she was a princess so prince harry would hump her
    Yo mama is so fat that the football team begged her to be in goals

  • AshantiMincey May 13, 2014, 12:15 pm

    Yo mama so musky , when she was robbing the bank the cops told her to come out with her hands down ! Lmao

  • Berry May 14, 2014, 3:56 pm

    Yo momma so fat, that even the flash couldn’t go around her.

  • Kavika May 18, 2014, 1:52 am

    Your momma is so black, when she went to white school, they mark her absent.

  • Kavika May 18, 2014, 1:54 am

    Your mamma is so stupid, when she saw a yellow bus with white kids, she said GET THAT TWINKIE.

  • Jake mills May 22, 2014, 7:59 am

    Your mama so fat I rolled over twice and I’m still on that bitch

  • Pweedy Sasha May 24, 2014, 8:52 pm

    Yo MAMA’S so stinky when she walked past a garbage bin it started singing ” we are family”
    Yo mama’s so tall she tripped on a stone and hit her head on the moon.
    Yo mama’s so short she sat on a coin and her feet didn’t touch the ground.

  • Alondra May 26, 2014, 11:07 pm

    Yo mama so ugly that when she took a sofi she broke the camera

  • Dejah May 30, 2014, 11:41 am

    Yo mama so black that when she went to the Bahamas they thought she was native

  • Marilynn June 25, 2014, 6:29 pm

    Yo momma soooo ugly she gives Freddy cougar nightmares

  • ASS August 14, 2014, 1:05 pm

    Yo mama is so fat by the time she turned around it was her birthday! 😛

  • Layla October 7, 2014, 9:52 pm

    Yo mama so ugly she turned the devil holy

  • Danny October 24, 2014, 11:56 am

    Yo mama so old, she gave birth to God.

  • Kaiden January 23, 2015, 9:23 pm

    Yo momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection said I QUIT

  • No Name Person February 26, 2015, 8:20 pm

    Yo Mama so white when she fell in the snow the snow people
    said were she go

  • ONION_Overlord March 24, 2015, 7:01 pm

    Yo mama so ugly she is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

  • Raven pickens May 27, 2015, 8:52 am

    yo momma teeth is so yellow when she smiles the sun says there goes my baby

  • Sarah February 7, 2016, 1:57 pm

    That is so funny??????????????????????????

  • Jayden February 11, 2016, 9:35 am

    OMG those are so mean but hilarious. Thx for the laughter

  • Katleyn January 25, 2018, 9:25 pm

    these are the best yo mama jokes ever you can tell to your friends

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