Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.
Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.
Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.
Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.
Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.