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At some points in life, things go wrong, we get depressed, stressed, trapped…

I hope these beautiful jokes help cheering you up, make you laugh, happy.

…when jokes aren’t enough, don’t forget the full love and support from our mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, friends and all our loved ones. BIG hug!!!

Jokes List:

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1 Stephen March 24, 2013 at 3:07 pm

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked. “No, I don’t” she replied.

Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.”

She didn’t crack a smile. “Oh, well. I tried.” – he thought.

Five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.

“What’s so funny?” he asked. “I was just picturing how condoms are made!” – she said.

2 Braunen March 25, 2013 at 9:49 pm

I think those jokes are so funny…when I’m stress always search for this, just to make me relax.

3 Jacob March 26, 2013 at 3:12 am

True

4 Elizabeth Ally March 29, 2013 at 7:45 am

These jokes are funny.

5 Sheriffsk March 29, 2013 at 7:59 am

The best jokes ever!

6 Anirudh March 30, 2013 at 1:43 am

It’s very funny.

7 Stephen March 30, 2013 at 9:37 am

A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “You’ll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.”

8 Nabhaan March 30, 2013 at 10:11 am

Funny joke 😀

9 Pavan March 30, 2013 at 10:25 am

Damn interesting joke.

10 Stephen March 31, 2013 at 10:10 pm

A dentist’s phone rang. The lady on the other end was very angry. “You charged $40 to take out my little boy’s tooth.” – she cried. “Isn’t it $10 anymore?”
“Yes,” said the dentist, “but your son screamed so loud, he scared three patients out of my waiting room!”

11 Stephen April 1, 2013 at 2:06 pm

What’s the difference between a girl and a pizza? A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

12 Vivek April 2, 2013 at 2:33 am

It is very funny.

13 Salik Khan April 4, 2013 at 12:46 pm

Funny joke

14 Asim Poudel April 5, 2013 at 8:13 pm

Jokes bring a lot of happiness in us.

15 Ben Lennox April 10, 2013 at 8:06 pm

In high school the cute def girl was checking me out so I walked up to her and asked what’s your favorite band?

16 Sakir April 10, 2013 at 10:31 pm

Nice joke

17 Shubhamgulati April 13, 2013 at 9:15 am

Jokes funny 🙂

18 Beneaden April 16, 2013 at 7:06 am

You know what I would like? To be able to fly…….into a billboard.

19 Rein April 19, 2013 at 2:08 am

Please send me jokes on my mail.

20 Stephen April 19, 2013 at 7:45 am

@Rein: Make sure to place your email in the notification database (Subscribe, below Top Funny Jokes on the right of this website).

21 Blessing Ayodele .o. April 19, 2013 at 5:33 pm

Sir May God help and bless u all. A good website keep it up.

22 Jamba April 20, 2013 at 1:39 am

Jokes are really refreshing and keep writing somemore.

23 Jaine April 21, 2013 at 3:05 am

Send me more funny jokes

24 Lappo Dee Ruller April 22, 2013 at 8:00 am

Gr8 site 4 fun! hahahaha

25 Pat April 22, 2013 at 11:42 pm

I have been browsing online for hours and hours today, finally found your site, great jokes.

26 Bibire April 24, 2013 at 3:29 am

Too good!

27 Jay April 25, 2013 at 1:27 pm

Can’t stop laughing keep it up rockers 🙂

28 Ishita April 27, 2013 at 4:36 am

Nice ones

29 TANKI TAMO April 28, 2013 at 7:15 am

Can’t stop reading these jokes, they make me wanna roll on the floor lol….

30 Lilian Teirei April 28, 2013 at 5:35 pm

I love the jokes, they are so cool and pretty funny.

31 Shah May 7, 2013 at 4:03 am

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
You simply knock on the submarine’s door!!!

32 Hanifar May 9, 2013 at 2:07 pm

Realy like the jokes…

33 Zenna Mussa May 25, 2013 at 12:47 pm

So sweet they got me relaxed.

34 Sandile May 31, 2013 at 3:34 am

Funny!

35 Olivia June 3, 2013 at 2:22 pm

O-M-G!!! I could not stop laughing…my cheekbones hurt:(

36 Ria June 10, 2013 at 2:23 am

Very interesting jokes…can’t stop laughing…

37 Aziz June 11, 2013 at 10:12 am

I really like this site and come here every day!

38 Melinke June 26, 2013 at 1:44 am

So funny keep up the awesome jokes !!! 🙂

39 Sweet Sabah June 28, 2013 at 7:52 am

Ok….good one.

40 Saurabh July 3, 2013 at 1:56 pm

Send me funny jokes 😀

41 Danielle Cairns July 7, 2013 at 5:52 pm

Send me funny jokes 🙂

42 Santhi July 12, 2013 at 12:40 am

Great jokes.

43 Ice July 15, 2013 at 11:42 am

Great! Keep me all through the night.

44 Moises Sebastiao Armando July 18, 2013 at 11:17 am

I really love jokes, and I fancy telling them, here in Mozambique I love to make people forgetting sadness.

45 Tayyibah July 19, 2013 at 12:45 pm

Very nice and funny jokes.

46 Glucy July 20, 2013 at 4:01 am

Your blogs and accretion attract me to come back once more on your site!

47 Camilia July 24, 2013 at 8:33 am

A little boy and his mother at the Opera:

Boy: Mum, who is that lady in the front?
Mother: She is the main singer, honey.
Boy: Why is that man menacing her with this stick?
Mother: Honey! He’s not menacing her.
Boy: Then why is she screaming?

48 Mpumelelo Wiseman July 25, 2013 at 2:58 am

There was a lady who was the passenger in a taxi. She wanted the driver to stop her next to a church so she shouted, “Please, driver, can you stop me next to that sunday?”

49 Mpumelelo Wiseman July 25, 2013 at 3:00 am

A teacher asked her students to mention any tenses that they know. A boy raised his hand and said, “Present Tense, Miss.”

A girl raised her hand and said, “Absent Tense, Miss.”

50 AC MILAN July 26, 2013 at 11:36 am

Very funny

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