Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.
Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.
Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.
Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.
Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.
Yo mama is so old she farts dusk.
Yo mamma so old she was a DJ at the Boston tea party.
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Yo moma so fat eating cheese burgers is her mainly schedule.
Your mama is so fat your fat hahahahahahahahaha
Yo mama so fat, when she went up in the air with a sun outfit people thought she was the sun.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a iPhone it turned into an iPad.
Yo mama so dusty, when she farted dust came out.
Yo mamma so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
Yo Mamma’s so hairy she was a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo Mamma’s so stupid when she heard there was a serial killer on the loose, she locked up all the Cheerios.
Yo Mamma hasn’t had sex in so long she got Cobwebs between her legs.
Yo Mamma’s so big she can’t wear X Jackets anymore because Helicopters have been landing on her.
Yo Mamma’s so fat when she went to Tatooine, Jabba the Hutt said “Damn”.
Yo Mamma’s so hairy she got Afros on her nipples.
Yo Mamma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and farted out skittles.
Yo Mamma’s so fat she sat on a Monster Truck and turned it into a Low Rider.
Yo Mamma’s so black even 2 Chainz has to bow down.
Yo Mamma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama is so fat her cereal comes with a life guard.
Yo mama is so short that when she smoked weed she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama is so old, when she was a child Jesus helped her out with her math problems.
My mom so beautiful that she was named beautiful by my family 🙂
Yo mama so fat half of her body is daylight and the other is twilight.
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family picture.
Yo mamma is soo dumb she stole free samples.
Yo mamma is so fat, she turn a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mamma is so ugly, hello kitty said good bye.
Yo mamma is so fat, she turned an i-pod into a i-pad.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she wheres a coat thats black and yellow stripes people say “right here taxi.”
Yo mama so fat when a black hole was sucking up the earth she clogged it.
Yo momma is so old she saw the “Passion of Christ live!”
Yo mama is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck.
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so short she doesn’t roll dice she pushes them.
Your mommas so old he social security number is 8.
Your mommas so old her first car was a dinosaur.
Yo mama’s so hairy, bigfoot saw her and ran away in terror.
Yo mamas so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning lol
Yo mama is so damm fat I picture her in my head, and she broke my neck.
Yo mama’s so old, that her first christmas was the first christmas.
Yo mama so short when she smokes she can’t even get high.
Your momma so tall when she tripped on a small rock she hit her head on the moon.
Your momma so ugly she makes new borns cry.
Your momma is so scary when she went into a haunted house she came out with an application.