Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.
Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.
Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.
Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.
Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.
I love yo mama jokes but not with swear words
your mama so hairy she has to use a weedwacker to shave
Yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiles the cars slow down
yo mama so fat the only word she knows in the alphabet is KFC
Yo mama so stupid, when we were looking at the forest, she said the trees blocked her view!
Yo mama so ugly, even Bob the Builder said he couldn’t fix it!
Yo mama so poor, when she eats cereal, she saves the milk!
Yo mama so ugly, MC creepers wouldn’t even get close to her!
Yo mama so old, when she farts, dust comes out!
Yo mama so short, she can walk underneath the storm! (Fortnite)
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, that is the storm! (Fortnite)
Yo mama’s so hairy her knuckles have sideburns.
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yo mama so fat donald trump could’nt build a wall around her
this is very funny and i love my momma
Yo Mama so stupid that when the robber came to steal the TV she said, “You forgot the remote!
Yo Mama so fat she covers half the part of the earth.
Yo mama is so fat she’s on both sides of the family. lol
Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application.
Yo momma is so fat, that when she sat on walmart she lower the prices
yo mom’s so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move.
yo mama so stupid she went the other side to the other
yo mama so ugly everyone ran away from her
yo mama so ugly her boss fired her from how ugly she is
yo mama so stupid she poops on her pants
Yo mama is so fuking fat, her nipples are pepperoni.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH thats to funny
You mama so fat when she jump she cause a earthquake.
You mama so fat when she jump into a pool she cause a sumami.
lol they are funny
I love this joke’s
Yo mama so ugly when she passes through cars the explode 🤯
your mama so fat when she went camping even the bears hide there food from here