Funny Dirty Jokes

by Stephen on March 21, 2013 · 88 comments

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.

At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”

Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.

“What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer.

“Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.”

The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.”

The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?”

The little girl replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”

I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!

Teacher and her 3 boy students:

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.”
Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.”

Boy 2 laughed…
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.”
Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one month.”

Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Boy 3 started walking out of the class…
Teacher: “Why are you leaving?”
Boy 3: “I think my school days are over.”

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man, “Where did you get such a big lighter?”

The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.”

So the guy walks over to the genie and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.

The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, “That genie is a little hard of hearing isn’t he.”

The guy replies, “No kidding! You think I asked for a 14 inch Bic!”

A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?”

The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”

Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that ;)
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round ;)
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?

Mom: If a boy touches your b**bs, say “Don’t” and if he touches your pu**y say “Stop”.
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said “Don’t Stop”.

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. The cashier asks, “Do you want a bag?”
The guy says, “No. She’s not that ugly.”

Boy: Let’s play the firetruck game.
Girl: How do we play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say “Redlight” when you want me to stop.
Girl: Okay :)
*Few seconds later*
Girl: Redlight!!!
Boy: Firetrucks don’t stop for redlights ;)

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy: Do they swell?
Girl: No. They spread.

Q: Who makes more money… a hooker? or a drug dealer?
A: A hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders.

The chief walks to the men and says, ” What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?” The first man thinks for a second and replies, “I choose Boogaloo”.

The chief smiles and the tribe begins to chant “boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo”. The chief takes the man, bends him over and f**ks him up the ***.

The second man is horrified at what he has just witnessed and then the chief walks up to him and asks, “You must choose, Death or Boogaloo”?

The man thinks he would rather die than have boogaloo, so he replies, “I choose death”.

The tribe roars in ecstasy and the chief yells, “Death by boogaloo!!!”

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1 Stephen March 22, 2013 at 7:43 am

Little 6-year old John Smith’s parents felt really horny at 11 AM on Sunday and wanted to make love, but had to get John away for at least one hour. So they told him to go to the balcony and report all activities of their neighbours for the next hour. Being the innocent, dutiful son he was raised to be, he did as he was told.

His parents amused themselves, and then came the formality of the report at 12 PM.

John said “For the past hour, the Wilsons were watching TV, Mr. Cole was playing the piano, the Johnsons were playing carrom together and the Donalds were having sex.”

His parents were shocked! They asked him “How do you know that?” He said “Their son was out on the balcony too.”

2 Stephen March 22, 2013 at 7:47 am

A sexy woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.

The Bartender replies, “Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?”

By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is gently sucking on them. She says, “You sure he isn’t here?”

The bartender mumbles through her fingers, “Yes, he’s out for another 2 hours. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help?”

The woman then says, “Oh, I only wanted to tell him there’s no toilet paper or soap in the ladies toilets!”

3 Stephen March 22, 2013 at 7:51 am

A hot looking blonde walks in to a casino and wanders up to one of the craps tables. She looks at the two table handlers and says “I want to bet $25,000 dollars. It’s all the money I have. The only request is that I play topless as I have found that this provides me the most luck at winning.”

The two men agree and watch anxiously as the woman unbuttons her blouse, removes it, and then removes her bra. She puts the money down on the table and rolls the dice. As the dice stop, she starts jumping up and down and screaming, “I WON I WON I WON!” She gathers her winnings puts the chips in her bag, pulls on her shirt and walks out.

The two men at the table look at each other, one asks the other, “So what did she roll?” The other man says, “I thought you where watching?”

4 Stephen March 24, 2013 at 8:54 pm

Q: Why do witches not wear undies?
A: So they get a better grip on the broom.

5 Stephen March 24, 2013 at 8:55 pm

Q: What do you do if your pajamas burst into flames?
A: Slow down.

6 Dann Ratu March 25, 2013 at 5:24 pm

Eww…to much…..but abit funny…..

7 Maud April 2, 2013 at 4:37 pm

The difference between shit and oh shit:

A boy mistakenly sends a love letter to the brother’s girlfriend.
Girlfriend’s brother happens to be lesbian.

8 Sshafy2013 April 8, 2013 at 2:54 am


9 Humphrey wato April 25, 2013 at 11:05 am

One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what “bitch” and “bastard” mean. They explained that they mean “lady” and “gentleman.”

The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what “pen*s” and “vag*na” mean. His parents explained that they refer to “hats” and “coats.”

At supper the next day, Little Johnny’s mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled,”Oh f**k!” Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means “cut.”

A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, “Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your pen*ses and vag*nas — we can’t wait to f**k the turkey!”

10 Dave April 28, 2013 at 5:19 pm

What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs?
He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.

11 Aymen045 April 29, 2013 at 10:34 am

Once upon a time there was a mute, he could communicate only with sign language, he searched for a cure to his condition his whole life, until one day he met a guy and was told that he was a mute like him and got cured.

The mute asked him with passion: “What did you do?”
The ex-mute replied: “I went to an African tribe and they cured me.”

The mute: “Please show me where they live.” The ex-mute showed him the location of the tribe and the path to it.

The mute started his journey with all the hope in the world days and days passed until he found the tribe. It was a tribe of Africans and everything was huge about them (if you know what I mean).

He sign told them the issue and they agreed to help. They tethered him with a robe, striped him off his clothes and one men entered his ****.

The mute yelled with all his voice, “AAAAAAAAAA”. The african replied: “Tomorrow will teach you the letter B.”

12 Emmaplies May 1, 2013 at 9:11 am

One day a boy asked his father, “Dad, what is between moms legs?” The father reply, “The door to heaven!”

“Then what is between yours?” – the boy asked. The father said, “The key to the door!” Then the boy said, “I think you should change the lock because our neighbor has the spare key.”

13 Kennedy May 11, 2013 at 7:46 am

A man and his friend went to a bar and started talking. The man says to his friend “I think my wife is cheating on me.”

The friend says, “How do you know?”
The man replies, “She didn’t come home last night and she said she was with her sister Shirley.”
The friend said, “and…..”
The man says, “She is lying because I was with her sister last night.”


14 Austin May 14, 2013 at 8:41 am

Want to hear a word that’s dirty and clean at the same time?
Juice Box

15 Saito May 20, 2013 at 10:03 pm

It’s funny enough to cure stress.

16 Grahm Crackers May 30, 2013 at 8:47 pm

What’s good on pizza but nasty on p*ssy?

17 Grahm Crackers May 30, 2013 at 8:51 pm

What did one saggy boob say to the other?
We need to get fixed before people start thinking we are balls.

18 S**** May 31, 2013 at 10:17 pm

Really laughing sexy

19 Amanya Joab June 2, 2013 at 11:03 am

You a really funny, you have really made my evening.

20 Twin#1 June 3, 2013 at 3:53 pm

I really like humphrey wato’s stuff its very funny.

21 Stephen June 7, 2013 at 1:13 pm

Teacher: “Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand.”
Johnny: “My penis in your hand.”
Teacher: “What?”
Johnny: “Sorry ma’am, I forgot to put a space between pen is.”

22 HornyBitch June 16, 2013 at 10:02 am

LOL!!!!!!! I get orgasms when I read this for some reasons!!!

23 Ric2 June 16, 2013 at 8:32 pm

Craftfully written.

24 Jyotsna July 14, 2013 at 5:57 am


25 Mrs.horan July 21, 2013 at 12:05 pm

I was horny so I hunt a sheet naked.

26 George July 29, 2013 at 4:44 am

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.

27 Rhodes July 29, 2013 at 2:11 pm

I laughed my heart out.

28 Renzach August 11, 2013 at 1:33 pm

lol…it’s too funny…and horny!

29 Derp August 25, 2013 at 10:21 am

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.

“I’ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your drivers license?” “What’s a license?” replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. “It’s usually in your wallet,” replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.

“Now may I see your registration?” asked the cop. “Registration….. what’s that….?” asked the blonde. “It’s usually in your glove compartment,” said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. “I’ll be back in a minute.” said the cop and walked back to his car.

The officer called in to the dispatch to run a check on the woman’s license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, “Ummm… is this woman driving a red sports car?” “Yes.” replied the officer “Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?” asked the dispatcher. “Uh… yes.” replied the cop. “Here’s what you do,” said the dispatcher. “Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants.” “What? I can’t do that. It’s… inappropriate.” exclaimed the cop.

“Trust me. Just do it.” said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs… “Ohh no… not another breathalyzer…”

30 Weirdo September 3, 2013 at 8:46 pm

A man named Bob hired a teenage boy named Bo to mow his lawn. One day, Bo had to pee so he went inside Bob’s house. Bob walked in on Bo and noticed how big Bo’s p*n*s was. Bob asked how Bo got his p*n*s that big. Bo said “Every night I’m about to sleep with a woman, I whack my d*ck on the bedpost 3 times.” That night Bob decided to try this on his wife that night. Bob hit his d*ck on the bed post 3 times and his wife said “Bo, is that you?”

31 Funny_Chick September 11, 2013 at 10:35 am

What do vegetables watch?

(Get it? C=P)

32 Stephen October 2, 2013 at 10:06 am

Police officer George and woman Police officer Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time then Mary said, “Damn, I was running late this morning I forgot to put on my panties! It is so uncomfortable. We have to go back to the station to get them.”

“We don’t have to go back,” George replied. “Just give the dog one sniff between your legs, and he’ll go fetch them for you.”

Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After ten seconds of sniffing, the dog took off toward the station house.

Twenty minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit – and the superintendent’s balls in his mouth!

33 Jack October 7, 2013 at 10:29 am

Very funny

34 Pallab October 13, 2013 at 9:51 pm

Awesome+horny jokes. Hats off…!!!

35 Charles Moyo October 18, 2013 at 9:16 am

I like these jokes.

36 Akinyemi Akinboye October 20, 2013 at 3:18 pm


37 Cawesome October 23, 2013 at 4:43 pm

Soooo funny and some of the other sites I’ve seen have almost the same questions but still funny.

38 Jacob October 25, 2013 at 6:13 am

Nice Jokes.

39 Stranger October 25, 2013 at 12:00 pm

One day a girl was with her mom in the park and saw two teens having s*x on the bench. The little girl asked her mom, “Mommy, what are they doing?”
The mom was blushing and replied, “Oh their making cakes.”
The next day the girl and the mom went to the zoo and saw two monkey having s*x. The little girl asked again, “Mommy, what are they doing?”
Again the mother replied, “Oh their making cakes.”
The next day, the little girl confronted her mom, “Mommy, I know you and daddy we’re making cakes last night.”
The mom was frightened and asked, “How did you know?”
The little girl replied, “I licked the icing off the couch! It was good too!”

40 Alice November 1, 2013 at 3:54 am

One day a girl was staying at her boyfriends parents house. The boyfriend and her had to share the top bunk in his little brothers room. Her boyfriend was really horny so he whispered “Say Marco to go faster and Polo to stop.”

So the boy began to thrust in and out of her. “Marco!” The girl hissed. A dew seconds later she cried “Marco!” After a few minutes of thrusting the girl screamed “MARCO!”

“Can you two stop playing games and go to sleep?” His boyfriends little brother snapped.

41 Brad Wegert November 5, 2013 at 4:08 pm

Yo moma is so fat that she is the reason that Titanic sank.

42 Bree November 19, 2013 at 11:03 am

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some weed. Jack got high and pulled down his flied and Jill got wet and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son!

43 Eaven November 21, 2013 at 5:58 am

I so funny and horny. I love it, You made my evening so entertained. Thanks.

44 Thabo November 23, 2013 at 11:05 am


45 Mickella marie November 27, 2013 at 9:34 am

What the f*ck. Some funny sh*t man. Respect.

46 Yolo December 2, 2013 at 6:32 pm

Well they are funny but dirty at the same time :)

47 Yellow December 6, 2013 at 8:24 pm

Funny… thumbs up!

48 Leonard December 10, 2013 at 8:40 am


49 Sweet venom December 26, 2013 at 9:56 am

Funny you f*ck…. good job guys.

50 Randy December 29, 2013 at 8:48 am

A boy was selected for a wisper ad, he said why should GIRLS HAVE ALL THE FUN…

51 Katherine January 3, 2014 at 11:12 pm

As the woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, “What in the world are you doing?”

The daughter replied, “Mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.”

The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, “Dad, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.”

A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked, “What the hell are you doing?” The husband replied, “I’m watching the ball game with my son-in-law.”

52 Katherine January 3, 2014 at 11:17 pm

1. Go to auto parts store and write a check for $50.00 for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree.
2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O’Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid’s pedal car.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: get hot oil on you in process.
12. Clean up mess.
13. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14. Look for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist off.
16. Beer.
17. Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step #18.
20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22. Install new oil filter, making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24. Remember drain plug from step #11.
25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26. Discover that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug.
27. Drink beer.
28. Uncover hole and sift for drain plug.
29. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor.
30. Drink beer.
31. Slip with wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32. Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step #31.
33. Begin cussing fit.
34. Throw wrench.
35. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December (1992. in the left boob.
36. Beer.
37. Clean up hands! and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
38. Beer.
39. Beer.
40. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41. Beer.
42. Lower car from jack stands.
43. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.
44. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step #23.
45. Beer.
46. Test drive car.
47. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
48. Car gets impounded.
49. Make bail.
50. Get car from impound yard.

Money spent: Parts $50.00. DUI 2,500.00. Impound fee 75.00. Bail 1,500.00. Beer 25.00. Total– $4,150.00

But you know the job was done right!!!

53 Vamsi January 8, 2014 at 4:59 am

Hi all.. Very funnny

54 Anonymous January 8, 2014 at 11:05 am

There was a robbery at a bank and there was a pregnant lady who got shot in the stomach 3 times.
After the robbery she went to the doctor and asked Doctor will my triplets be okay?! The doctor says yes but in 15 years the bullets will come out.


A 15 year old runs up to his mum and says, ”Mum I was pooping and a bullet clinked the side of the toilet.” The mother is confused at first then remembers and tells him the story.

Later that day another child goes up to mum and says, ”Mum! I was peeing and a bullet came out!” So the mother tells the story.

The 3rd child comes up very slowly with his head bent down and the mum says, ”Lemme guess you were pooping and a bullet came out?”

He replies, ”No I was masterbaiting and I shot the dog…”

55 Nicky masiya January 21, 2014 at 12:29 am

Very funny

56 Teba Wim January 24, 2014 at 1:33 pm

Ya this is really funny you made my evening.

57 Matata January 29, 2014 at 10:32 pm

I laughed so hard I crapped myself!

58 J.F. Amin February 20, 2014 at 11:14 pm

So funny it cures stress, you made my day!

59 Yusri February 23, 2014 at 5:49 pm


60 SexyHaremJutsu February 26, 2014 at 8:35 pm

A little girl saw her parent having S*X she asked what are you doing Mother: We’re making your baby brother. Little girl: Why isn’t that the pigeons duty?

61 Anon March 3, 2014 at 4:22 am


62 Anon March 3, 2014 at 7:15 pm

Sh*t. I loved the jokes, and now I am damn horny. Need my girlfriend.

63 Hotbabe March 21, 2014 at 11:21 pm

I love these jokes! I so want sex right now! I want to feel the heat after reading all these!!!

64 Breanna Gray March 27, 2014 at 11:20 am

These jokes are sooooo fucking funny but I soo love them!!!!!!

65 Looqman Khan Afridi March 28, 2014 at 12:39 am

Unbelievable jokes. I am Pathan by caste.Here people tell very cheeky jokes. But these ones are fantabulous. Now I shall make my friends burst into laughter especially Fazal Said and Zahidullh. What shall I do for your site, I can only only say “A billion thanks” and ” A billion best wishes”

66 Stephen March 29, 2014 at 9:22 am

Hi Looqman! Wow, thank you for your warm comment and for your wishes! Best wishes to you too. Take care!

67 Tom March 31, 2014 at 8:09 am

These jokes make me want to strangle myself while i wank

68 Sexystonerbitch420 April 10, 2014 at 8:51 am

There was a cucumber, a pickle and a pen*s, they’re all talking about how bad there lives are, so the cucumber says, “My life’s so bad people cut me up and stick me in salads.”

Then the pickle goes, “Are you kidding me my life’s so worse people stick me in vinegar and lock me up.”

So the pen*s goes, “You guys have it easy. People put a bag over my head, stick me in this tiny cave and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up.”

69 Jhon April 10, 2014 at 2:08 pm

So two jews walk into a bar… They say ”OW!!!” lol

70 Renee April 19, 2014 at 1:39 am

Some of these are sooooo funny but the one where the little girl licks the icing off of the couch is just nasty lmao

71 Syril April 22, 2014 at 8:23 am

Lmao, rofl btw

Guy to girl: If your right leg is Christmas and left leg is Thanksgiving I would like to visit U in between the holidays.

72 Agatha May 28, 2014 at 10:53 pm

These are so funny. Check mines

Two little boys stole a big bag of orange from their neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally, one of them suggested the near by cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
A few minuets later a drunkard on his way from a bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: “One for me, one for u. One for me, one for u.” he immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the church near by for a priest.
“Father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u…”
Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says: “What about the two at the gate?”
Omg come see the marathon, the priest almost run pass the gate, shouting we are not dead yet…!

73 Soundharya June 6, 2014 at 7:44 am

These jokes are awesome. I love them.

74 Gis Matrix July 15, 2014 at 1:23 am

Really Freshening up

75 Joel August 2, 2014 at 7:40 pm

Yow all these jokes are funny

76 Abby Lucie August 10, 2014 at 9:04 am

These jokes are really funny…please post more of these,they really help to relieve stress!! :)

77 Loi Gillera September 1, 2014 at 5:13 pm

A husband and wife attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery in Cheyenne, Wyoming were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a bench looking very exhausted just outside the entry to a tunnel of a huge mine. Two of the guys had black organs, but the one in the middle had a pinkish pen*s.

The black curator of the gallery realised that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. “In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pinkish penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.”

After the curator left, a distinguish old man approached the couple and with an impish twinkle in his eyes said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about.”

“The curator of the gallery has explained it to us. It’s okey, we don’t need another interpretation?” said the husband.

But the wife is fascinated by the sly smile of the old man. She said, “wait, why would you know more than the curator?”

“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied. “The truth is that those 3 men are not African-Americans,” the man said.

“What are they?”, the now drawn husband asked.

“They’re three young coal-miners. And they’re all white”, answered the old man.

As he turn his back to the baffled couple, he give them a wink, a mischievous grin then added, “the guy in the middle is just back from home after having lunch with his wife.”

78 Alex September 7, 2014 at 7:51 am

Nice and Clever jokes

79 Kyle September 24, 2014 at 9:29 pm

What the difference between a ruster and a hooker . Rusters say cockadoodledo . Hookers say any cock will do

80 Mb October 14, 2014 at 7:17 am

I was entertained :))

81 Phemola November 1, 2014 at 11:49 pm

So damn funny

82 Phemola November 1, 2014 at 11:53 pm

Ohhhh sh*t so horny but dey ar funny jokes after all

83 Sexismylife November 3, 2014 at 3:15 pm

What does one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support before someone thinks were nuts

84 Msh November 23, 2014 at 7:52 am

I enjoyed this joke, #21

Teacher: “Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand.”
Johnny: “My penis in your hand.”
Teacher: “What?”
Johnny: “Sorry ma’am, I forgot to put a space between pen is.”

85 MEADs17 December 13, 2014 at 10:33 pm

Whe did the Dyslexic egoistic insomniac fall asleep in school?
Because he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog…

86 Jojo February 16, 2015 at 1:59 pm

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a 17 year old girl?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me around for
3 years saying it loves me.

87 trevor February 19, 2015 at 11:12 pm

Damn I wanted to tell a joke about alzheimer’s but I forgot the punch line

88 BARRY February 26, 2015 at 11:41 am

What is the difference between an EGG and a WANK ???
You can beat an EGG…………….

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