Holiday Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes

September 26, 2013

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right […]

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Easter Jokes

August 27, 2013

Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg? Because it was a little chicken. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny. What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain. What’s the best […]

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Christmas Jokes

June 11, 2013

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery Merry Christmas to you! Why do bells ring at Christmas? Because someone pulls the rope. How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year. Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the beach? He […]

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Fourth of July Jokes

June 1, 2013

Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.” Student: “False. It was written in ink.” Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? On the bottom. Why did the British soldiers wear red coat? So they could hide in the tomatoes. What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It […]

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Halloween Jokes

April 16, 2013

One dark night, two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at […]

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