Funny Knock Knock Jokes

by Stephen on February 26, 2013 · 41 comments

in Jokes

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Hope you like them. Please share if you have some really funny knock knock jokes πŸ™‚

{ 41 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Rebecca Willer March 1, 2013 at 5:33 pm

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Who Who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!

2 Stephen March 4, 2013 at 3:54 pm

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly cows go moo.

3 Jim March 20, 2013 at 10:22 pm

lol funny knock knock jokes! πŸ™‚

4 W0nderful101 March 25, 2013 at 4:18 pm

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt—-
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

5 Stephen March 28, 2013 at 2:54 pm

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!

6 Zoe March 30, 2013 at 1:40 pm

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.

7 Anabella April 2, 2013 at 6:59 pm

Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash-who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

8 Stephen April 3, 2013 at 6:14 pm

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak.

9 Jagrit Goyal April 6, 2013 at 10:15 am

Best knock knock jokes πŸ™‚

10 Hidden April 9, 2013 at 5:59 pm

I got the best knock knock joke in the world:

*Knock Knock*
Who’s there?
THE DOOR!!!

11 Emilly April 12, 2013 at 3:22 pm

Wooow amazing .. . . jokes peeps keep ’em’ coming . . . . no but they were really good !! πŸ™‚

12 Jessica McDaniel April 14, 2013 at 8:26 pm

πŸ˜€

13 Stephen April 16, 2013 at 2:07 pm

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! (I love you!)

14 FunnyGuy April 19, 2013 at 12:59 pm
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark (hard work) always pays off in the end.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Schnauzer.
Schnauzer who?
Schnauzer (so how’s your) homework coming?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eerie.
Eerie who?
Eerie go again!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma howling keep you awake all night?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up. I don’t want to miss the elephant parade.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Design.
Design who?
Design said beware of dogs!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ty.
Ty who?
Ty up the dog before he runs away.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ox.
Ox who?
Ox me nice and I will take you out for ice cream.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig me up at fire o’clock.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this knocking?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fitz.
Fitz who?
Fitz the doorbell and I won’t have to knock.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sty.
Sty who?
Sty home from school if you feel ill.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kelp.
Kelp who?
Kelp me. I can’t swim!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae I sit next to you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren you in this same class last year?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness! I’m locked out.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
Bertha day greetings to you.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara is another school day. Yuk!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson your mind?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I’m sue.
I’m sue who?
I’m sue sorry to be late.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute. I’m still thinking.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how long I’ve been waiting out here?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Len.
Len who?
Len me ten bucks until payday.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen are you going to open this darn door?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I’m shad.
I’m shad who?
I’m shad to see you go.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will Hugh?
Will Hugh who?
Will Hugh marry me?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Halo.
Halo who?
Halo and goodbye. I’m tired of waiting.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I mist.
I mist who?
I mist you at the party last night.

15 Kieran June 1, 2013 at 4:28 am

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
ChesterField
ChesterField Who?
ChesterField my leg so I slapped him.

16 Mr.Derp June 19, 2013 at 2:56 pm

Funny πŸ™‚

17 Hailey July 8, 2013 at 8:13 pm

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat me if you can.

18 Malia Alley July 27, 2013 at 12:33 am

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ma.
Ma who?
Your a mahoo.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Idk you were an owl.

19 Gracie August 27, 2013 at 6:16 am

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.
________________________
This one comes in 2 parts:

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Why?
Because she had no arms.

Knock knock
Whos there?
Not Sarah
_________________________
This one comes in 3 parts:

Knock knock
Whos there?
Eader
Eader who?
Eader bunny.

Knock knock
Whos there?
Car
Car who?
Car go broom broom over across a Eader bunny

Knock knock
Whos there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry there’ll be another Eader bunny next year.

20 Allie August 29, 2013 at 5:26 am

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Mist
Mist Who?
I don’t know, you tell me.

21 Alice Young September 4, 2013 at 11:08 pm

Wow these jokes are funny. Here is mine, even funnier πŸ˜€

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pick.
Pick who?
Pick-a-boo.

22 Loulou September 7, 2013 at 8:28 pm

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carry.
Carry who?
Carry me home.

23 Chandler September 20, 2013 at 11:39 pm

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Homework.
Homework who?
Do your home work or you grounded from being knock on lololol

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not you.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rob.
Rob who?
Rob you.

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Knock knock.
Be quiet I’m trying to sleep here.

24 Erica September 20, 2013 at 11:44 pm

Yah I laughed so much that I got a frog in my throat. Awesome.

25 Amy October 1, 2013 at 12:37 pm

Love the knock knock jokes. It’s good the humor still exists.

26 Andrea October 15, 2013 at 12:29 am

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-h-o

27 A.fatah December 29, 2013 at 1:41 pm

Knock knock
Who is there?
Guess.
Guess who?
Me!

28 Ayla January 2, 2014 at 7:57 pm

Don’t tell this joke at 8 o’clock.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I didn’t think that the office started til 8 o’clock.

29 Alize February 9, 2014 at 12:02 am

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
House!
House who?
House your mom!

30 Carley February 28, 2014 at 6:22 pm

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your jokes.
Your jokes who?
Your jokes were so corny you mad a baby cry.

31 Stephen Treadwell April 25, 2014 at 5:19 pm

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
Andy bit me again.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willy
Willy who?
Willy ever stop biting me?

32 Taylor August 9, 2014 at 10:35 pm

I like most of them

33 obbo Joseph August 16, 2014 at 7:25 am

knock-knock
who’s. there?
nurse who?
nurse yo wound

34 Eliza August 18, 2014 at 10:34 pm

knock knock
who’s there?
marry
marry who?
marry me!

35 Jimmy September 30, 2014 at 2:59 pm

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tony.
Tony who?
Seriously dude, we’ve known each other for like tony years.

36 Luz and mom November 4, 2014 at 9:28 pm

These jokes were so funny that I made my mom laugh wile crying.

ps. I am 8 years old and my mom is 30.

37 Hannah November 28, 2014 at 2:02 pm

Knock, knock
Who there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe mama

38 bobby jen November 29, 2014 at 6:52 am

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Imaj
Imaj who?
Your a jew?

39 Titi April 16, 2015 at 1:02 pm

Knock knock
Who is there
Docter
Docter who
Oh i never new u needed a docter

40 Jade July 7, 2015 at 10:39 pm

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
docter
docter who
docter who!

41 Ashley June 6, 2016 at 8:57 am

Some of those were really funny but others weren’t. Don’t give up just keep working on make funny jokes

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