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Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for
one of your smiles!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Hope you like them. Please share if you have some really funny knock knock jokes 🙂

{ 41 comments… add one }
  • Andrea October 15, 2013, 12:29 am

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Spell
    Spell who?
    W-h-o

  • A.fatah December 29, 2013, 1:41 pm

    Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Guess.
    Guess who?
    Me!

  • Ayla January 2, 2014, 7:57 pm

    Don’t tell this joke at 8 o’clock.
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Doctor.
    Doctor who?
    I didn’t think that the office started til 8 o’clock.

  • Alize February 9, 2014, 12:02 am

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    House!
    House who?
    House your mom!

  • Carley February 28, 2014, 6:22 pm

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Your jokes.
    Your jokes who?
    Your jokes were so corny you mad a baby cry.

  • Stephen Treadwell April 25, 2014, 5:19 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Amos
    Amos who?
    Amos-quito bit me.
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Andy
    Andy who?
    Andy bit me again.
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Willy
    Willy who?
    Willy ever stop biting me?

  • Taylor August 9, 2014, 10:35 pm

    I like most of them

  • obbo Joseph August 16, 2014, 7:25 am

    knock-knock
    who’s. there?
    nurse who?
    nurse yo wound

  • Eliza August 18, 2014, 10:34 pm

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    marry
    marry who?
    marry me!

  • Jimmy September 30, 2014, 2:59 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Tony.
    Tony who?
    Seriously dude, we’ve known each other for like tony years.

  • Luz and mom November 4, 2014, 9:28 pm

    These jokes were so funny that I made my mom laugh wile crying.
    ps. I am 8 years old and my mom is 30.

  • Hannah November 28, 2014, 2:02 pm

    Knock, knock
    Who there?
    Joe
    Joe who?
    Joe mama

  • bobby jen November 29, 2014, 6:52 am

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Imaj
    Imaj who?
    Your a jew?

  • Titi April 16, 2015, 1:02 pm

    Knock knock
    Who is there
    Docter
    Docter who
    Oh i never new u needed a docter

  • Jade July 7, 2015, 10:39 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    docter
    docter who
    docter who!

  • Ashley June 6, 2016, 8:57 am

    Some of those were really funny but others weren’t. Don’t give up just keep working on make funny jokes

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