Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for
one of your smiles!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for
one of your smiles!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!
I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!
I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-h-o
Knock knock
Who is there?
Guess.
Guess who?
Me!
Don’t tell this joke at 8 o’clock.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I didn’t think that the office started til 8 o’clock.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
House!
House who?
House your mom!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your jokes.
Your jokes who?
Your jokes were so corny you mad a baby cry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
Andy bit me again.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willy
Willy who?
Willy ever stop biting me?
I like most of them
knock-knock
who’s. there?
nurse who?
nurse yo wound
knock knock
who’s there?
marry
marry who?
marry me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tony.
Tony who?
Seriously dude, we’ve known each other for like tony years.
These jokes were so funny that I made my mom laugh wile crying.
ps. I am 8 years old and my mom is 30.
Knock, knock
Who there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe mama
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Imaj
Imaj who?
Your a jew?
Knock knock
Who is there
Docter
Docter who
Oh i never new u needed a docter
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
docter
docter who
docter who!
Some of those were really funny but others weren’t. Don’t give up just keep working on make funny jokes