Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for
one of your smiles!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for
one of your smiles!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!
I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!
I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Who Who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly cows go moo.
lol funny knock knock jokes! 🙂
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt—-
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.
Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash-who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak.
Best knock knock jokes 🙂
I got the best knock knock joke in the world:
*Knock Knock*
Who’s there?
THE DOOR!!!
Wooow amazing .. . . jokes peeps keep ’em’ coming . . . . no but they were really good !! 🙂
😀
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! (I love you!)
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark (hard work) always pays off in the end.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Schnauzer.
Schnauzer who?
Schnauzer (so how’s your) homework coming?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eerie.
Eerie who?
Eerie go again!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma howling keep you awake all night?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up. I don’t want to miss the elephant parade.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Design.
Design who?
Design said beware of dogs!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ty.
Ty who?
Ty up the dog before he runs away.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ox.
Ox who?
Ox me nice and I will take you out for ice cream.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig me up at fire o’clock.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this knocking?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fitz.
Fitz who?
Fitz the doorbell and I won’t have to knock.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sty.
Sty who?
Sty home from school if you feel ill.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kelp.
Kelp who?
Kelp me. I can’t swim!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae I sit next to you?
Who’s there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren you in this same class last year?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness! I’m locked out.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
Bertha day greetings to you.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara is another school day. Yuk!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson your mind?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I’m sue.
I’m sue who?
I’m sue sorry to be late.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute. I’m still thinking.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how long I’ve been waiting out here?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Len.
Len who?
Len me ten bucks until payday.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen are you going to open this darn door?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I’m shad.
I’m shad who?
I’m shad to see you go.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will Hugh?
Will Hugh who?
Will Hugh marry me?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Halo.
Halo who?
Halo and goodbye. I’m tired of waiting.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I mist.
I mist who?
I mist you at the party last night.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
ChesterField
ChesterField Who?
ChesterField my leg so I slapped him.
Funny 🙂
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat me if you can.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ma.
Ma who?
Your a mahoo.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Idk you were an owl.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.
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This one comes in 2 parts:
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Why?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock
Whos there?
Not Sarah
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This one comes in 3 parts:
Knock knock
Whos there?
Eader
Eader who?
Eader bunny.
Knock knock
Whos there?
Car
Car who?
Car go broom broom over across a Eader bunny
Knock knock
Whos there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry there’ll be another Eader bunny next year.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Mist
Mist Who?
I don’t know, you tell me.
Wow these jokes are funny. Here is mine, even funnier 😀
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pick.
Pick who?
Pick-a-boo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carry.
Carry who?
Carry me home.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Homework.
Homework who?
Do your home work or you grounded from being knock on lololol
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not you.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rob.
Rob who?
Rob you.
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Knock knock.
Be quiet I’m trying to sleep here.
Yah I laughed so much that I got a frog in my throat. Awesome.
Love the knock knock jokes. It’s good the humor still exists.