Easter Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
Because it was a little chicken.

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
You ‘nique up on him.

How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail?
None, they’re all on the outside.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast.

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.

How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.

What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A funny bunny.

What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
Cold.

What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
Baby rabbits.

What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
The Bunny Hop of course.

Waitress, what’s this hare doing in my soup?
Looks like the back stroke.

How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise

What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.

What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The first Rabbit to lay and egg.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How does Easter end?
With the letter R!

What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (X) marks the spot!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York.

Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket.

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator.

Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
From an egg-plant.

What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
Tired.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The baby chick was a little cheaper.

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”?
The Easter Elephant.

What do you call an Easter bunny from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking the eggs.

What did the easter egg say to the boiling water?
It’s going to take a while for me to get hard… I just got laid by a chick! =)

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.