Education Jokes

Chemistry Jokes

June 25, 2013

A student goes into his lab right at the end of the class hour. Fearing he’ll get an “F”, he asks a fellow student what she’s been doing. “We’ve been observing water under the microscope. We’re suppose to write up what we see.” The page of her notebook is filled with little figures resembling circles […]

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Funny Math Jokes

January 21, 2013

“Students nowadays are so clueless”, the math professor complains to a colleague. “Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero…” A mathematician organizes a raffle in which the prize is an infinite amount of money paid over an infinite amount of time. Of […]

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Teacher Jokes

January 18, 2013

Describing his teacher to his mother, Jimmy called her “mean but fair.” “Just what do you mean by that?” – his mother asked. “She is mean to everybody.” – Jimmy replied. Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: […]

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