Jokes 28 comments
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Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?
Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Two factory workers are talking.
Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
Man: And how would you do that?
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.Boss comes in: What are you doing?
Woman: I’m a light bulb.
Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?
The man says: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.
A man is talking to God.
The man: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me, it’s about a minute.
The man: God, how much is a million dollars?
God: To me it’s a penny.
The man: God, may I have a penny?
God: Wait a minute.
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” asked the girl.
“No.” replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” asked the boy.
“No,” she replied.
“Thank goodness!” said the boy with a sign of relief.
Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher: Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?
Student: A heart attack.
Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.
28 Responses to: Jokes
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puppy -- 22 Nov 08 at 6:13 am
good one!
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abhi -- 1 Feb 09 at 4:29 am
great site ……….full with education and fun!!!!!!!!!!!
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pooja -- 14 Feb 09 at 4:59 am
IT WAS YAK !!!!!!!! THUU!!!!!!!!!! CHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ebong franklin -- 7 Apr 09 at 9:49 am
as the boss i will always live the light bulb on fot the co worker to continue working, good for suppervisors
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Ms. Erika M. Calaranan -- 18 May 09 at 6:36 am
VERY NICE!
I LOVE IT! -
divs -- 31 May 09 at 6:16 am
really very interesting!!! and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Peter Manser -- 6 Jun 09 at 8:42 am
Q: What is the biggest room in the world?
A: The room for improvement!!
Q: Why do they say “An elephant never forgets!”?
A: Nobody ever asked him to remember anything!!
Q: What part of a car causes the most accidents?
A: The nut behind the wheel!!
Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying?
A: When his lips are moving!!
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: It was programmed by a chicken!!
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shameir and babu -- 19 Jun 09 at 4:06 am
It is funny and I enjoy reading these jokes.
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SHAMEIR AND BABU -- 19 Jun 09 at 4:09 am
HA!HA!HA!I LIKE THIS WEBSITE!
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niTin -- 12 Oct 09 at 8:02 am
Really Funny!!
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Sanket -- 17 Nov 09 at 2:01 am
It was superb…
I liked the most of man to god… -
hooreya -- 27 Nov 09 at 4:32 am
HILARIOUS!
I loved the one with the student being late.
but don’t think im like that -
pawan -- 3 Jan 10 at 3:40 am
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sara -- 19 Jan 10 at 11:58 am
these r litterly awesome loveeeeee it.hahahha.;)lol
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Amrutha -- 30 Jan 10 at 6:51 am
Lovely jokes!!!
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kimani -- 1 Feb 10 at 12:09 pm
Q. Y DID THE SURFER CROSS DA ROAD?
A. TO CATCH THE WAVE -
Tina -- 26 Feb 10 at 2:12 pm
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?” -
vanessa medrano -- 14 Mar 10 at 3:43 am
;”)that’s so hilarious!
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ace of spade -- 19 Mar 10 at 8:28 pm
soo funny….
can anyone post a better joke…
that really can make me laugh to dead……
hahahahahahahahaha…. -
patrick -- 1 Apr 10 at 8:43 am
i love your jokes because they are responsibly composed.
thanks. -
Riya -- 23 Apr 10 at 10:00 am
ah..now that s funny..
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Yanira -- 30 Apr 10 at 1:47 pm
Great jokes! Healthy Humor(:
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Brant Driever -- 1 May 10 at 8:17 pm
LOL Good one!
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khouloud kleshko -- 14 May 10 at 8:56 am
very funny………. good work……. waiting for more
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Esha -- 20 May 10 at 5:53 am
very ncie
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Floreby -- 28 Jun 10 at 8:56 pm
I love them. Jokes are simple, nicely written and clean. Add more!
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madhur -- 3 Jul 10 at 5:33 am
These jokes are so superb and interesting
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chandini -- 22 Jul 10 at 1:40 pm
it was great fun reading them