Jokes

by Stephen on September 15, 2008 · 397 comments

Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Don’t forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too 😀


Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

Two factory workers talking:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

A man talking to God:

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

😀 😛 :mrgreen:

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

😛 :mrgreen: 😛

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.

😀

Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

:mrgreen:

Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”

😛

Teacher: “This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.”
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.”

😀

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

:mrgreen:

Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”

😛

Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

😀

Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”

:mrgreen:

Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Winnie: “Me.”

😛

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

😀

*For more, checkout the 200+ comments below. There are many very funny ones!
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{ 397 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Puppy November 22, 2008 at 6:13 am

Good one!

2 Abhi February 1, 2009 at 4:29 am

Great site ……….full with education and fun!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Pooja February 14, 2009 at 4:59 am

IT WAS YAK !!!!!!!! THUU!!!!!!!!!! CHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 Ebong Franklin April 7, 2009 at 9:49 am

As the boss I will always live the light bulb on for the co-worker to continue working, good for suppervisors.

5 Ms. Erika M. Calaranan May 18, 2009 at 6:36 am

VERY NICE!
I LOVE IT!

6 Divs May 31, 2009 at 6:16 am

Really very interesting!!! and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 Peter Manser June 6, 2009 at 8:42 am

Q: What is the biggest room in the world?

A: The room for improvement!!

Q: Why do they say “An elephant never forgets!”?

A: Nobody ever asked him to remember anything!!

Q: What part of a car causes the most accidents?

A: The nut behind the wheel!!

Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying?

A: When his lips are moving!!

Q: Why did the computer cross the road?

A: It was programmed by a chicken!!

8 Shameir and babu June 19, 2009 at 4:06 am

It is funny and I enjoy reading these jokes.

9 SHAMEIR AND BABU June 19, 2009 at 4:09 am

HA!HA!HA!I LIKE THIS WEBSITE!

10 niTin October 12, 2009 at 8:02 am

Really Funny!!

11 Sanket November 17, 2009 at 2:01 am

It was superb…
I liked the most of man to god…

12 Hooreya November 27, 2009 at 4:32 am

HILARIOUS!
I loved the one with the student being late.
but don’t think im like that

13 Pawan January 3, 2010 at 3:40 am

Great!!!!

14 Sara January 19, 2010 at 11:58 am

These are litterly awesome, loveeeeee it. hahahha;) lol

15 Amrutha January 30, 2010 at 6:51 am

Lovely jokes!!!

16 Kimani February 1, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Q. Why did the surfer cross the road?
A. To catch the wave

17 Tina February 26, 2010 at 2:12 pm

While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?”

18 Vanessa Medrano March 14, 2010 at 3:43 am

;”) that’s so hilarious!

19 Ace of Spade March 19, 2010 at 8:28 pm

Soo funny….

Can anyone post a better joke…that really can make me laugh to dead…… hahahahahahahahaha….

20 Patrick April 1, 2010 at 8:43 am

I love your jokes because they are responsibly composed.

Thanks.

21 Riya April 23, 2010 at 10:00 am

Ah..now that’s funny.. 😛

22 Yanira April 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Great jokes! Healthy Humor(:

23 Brant Driever May 1, 2010 at 8:17 pm

LOL Good one! :)

24 Khouloud Kleshko May 14, 2010 at 8:56 am

Very funny………. good work……. waiting for more.

25 Esha May 20, 2010 at 5:53 am

Very nice.

26 Floreby June 28, 2010 at 8:56 pm

I love them. Jokes are simple, nicely written and clean. Add more!

27 Madhur July 3, 2010 at 5:33 am

These jokes are so superb and interesting.

28 Chandini July 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm

It was great fun reading them.

29 Jefry Rejinold July 29, 2010 at 6:11 am

Really ha,ha,……

30 Rikki July 29, 2010 at 7:40 am

Loved the one with the Essay on the dog! Absolutely adorable! I’m still laughing!

31 Brittney August 27, 2010 at 11:14 pm

Loved the one where the man talks to God. That was the best one. Great thinking!!!

32 Nikunj October 5, 2010 at 8:11 am

Wonderful!!!

33 Jem October 6, 2010 at 4:01 am

Ahahahahahaha……I love it.

34 Ram October 8, 2010 at 1:02 am

It is so………..funny.

35 Pavan November 3, 2010 at 10:08 am

So funny

36 Ngocanh November 11, 2010 at 1:33 am

Very very nice….

37 Prachi November 29, 2010 at 5:12 am

What a great site! I lvd reading the jokes…

38 Paeng December 4, 2010 at 11:41 pm

Awesome……………… Congrats for that nice jokes….

39 Baxw6 December 6, 2010 at 10:49 am

Hahahahahhahahah it wasn’t funny :)

40 Bandonlang December 10, 2010 at 4:04 am

It is really funny indeed!!!

41 Aish December 13, 2010 at 1:40 am

Superb! but hard to understand….

42 Baxw6 December 26, 2010 at 1:26 pm

There was a little boy, his mother was pregnant.
He asked: What’s in your stomach mom?
Mother: Um.. It’s your brother.
Tomorrow, the teacher: Who has little brother or sister?
The little boy: I have a brother but my mother ate him.

43 Nihal mahanto January 2, 2011 at 7:10 am

Ha ha ha, I and my friend Sanjay enjoyed these jokes..thank you.

44 Fprince January 2, 2011 at 10:09 am

So funny lol I can’t stop laughing ^^

Baxw6, your joke is good too.

45 Esan January 30, 2011 at 11:32 am

Super jokes

46 Harini February 4, 2011 at 9:51 am

This is soo funny. It is very nice……..

47 Black February 8, 2011 at 9:55 pm

They were all good jokes!!!!!!!

48 Sachs February 20, 2011 at 5:23 am

Yippee!!!!!!!!

49 Zainal March 19, 2011 at 9:02 pm

The jokes have made my day… ha ha ha

50 Shabna March 20, 2011 at 9:31 am

It was great!!!! I loved it.

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