Jokes

by Stephen on September 15, 2008 · 284 comments

Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Don’t forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too

Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

Two factory workers talking:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

A man talking to God:

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.

Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”

Teacher: “This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.”
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.”

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”

Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”

Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Winnie: “Me.”

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

*For more, checkout the 200+ comments below. There are many very funny ones!
**For more, checkout these very funny stories, added on: April 27, 2012.
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1. Puppy — November 22, 2008 at 6:13 am: Good one!
2. Abhi — February 1, 2009 at 4:29 am: Great site ……….full with education and fun!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Pooja — February 14, 2009 at 4:59 am: IT WAS YAK !!!!!!!! THUU!!!!!!!!!! CHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Ebong Franklin — April 7, 2009 at 9:49 am: As the boss I will always live the light bulb on for the co-worker to continue working, good for suppervisors.
5. Ms. Erika M. Calaranan — May 18, 2009 at 6:36 am: VERY NICE!
I LOVE IT!
6. Divs — May 31, 2009 at 6:16 am: Really very interesting!!! and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Peter Manser — June 6, 2009 at 8:42 am: Q: What is the biggest room in the world?
A: The room for improvement!!
Q: Why do they say “An elephant never forgets!”?
A: Nobody ever asked him to remember anything!!
Q: What part of a car causes the most accidents?
A: The nut behind the wheel!!
Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying?
A: When his lips are moving!!
Q: Why did the computer cross the road?
A: It was programmed by a chicken!!
8. Shameir and babu — June 19, 2009 at 4:06 am: It is funny and I enjoy reading these jokes.
9. SHAMEIR AND BABU — June 19, 2009 at 4:09 am: HA!HA!HA!I LIKE THIS WEBSITE!
10. niTin — October 12, 2009 at 8:02 am: Really Funny!!
11. Sanket — November 17, 2009 at 2:01 am: It was superb…
I liked the most of man to god…
12. Hooreya — November 27, 2009 at 4:32 am: HILARIOUS!
I loved the one with the student being late.
but don’t think im like that
13. Pawan — January 3, 2010 at 3:40 am: Great!!!!
14. Sara — January 19, 2010 at 11:58 am: These are litterly awesome, loveeeeee it. hahahha;) lol
15. Amrutha — January 30, 2010 at 6:51 am: Lovely jokes!!!
16. Kimani — February 1, 2010 at 12:09 pm: Q. Why did the surfer cross the road?
A. To catch the wave
17. Tina — February 26, 2010 at 2:12 pm: While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?”
18. Vanessa Medrano — March 14, 2010 at 3:43 am: ;”) that’s so hilarious!
19. Ace of Spade — March 19, 2010 at 8:28 pm: Soo funny….
Can anyone post a better joke…that really can make me laugh to dead…… hahahahahahahahaha….
20. Patrick — April 1, 2010 at 8:43 am: I love your jokes because they are responsibly composed.
Thanks.
21. Riya — April 23, 2010 at 10:00 am: ah..now that’s funny..
22. Yanira — April 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm: Great jokes! Healthy Humor(:
23. Brant Driever — May 1, 2010 at 8:17 pm: LOL Good one!
24. Khouloud Kleshko — May 14, 2010 at 8:56 am: Very funny………. good work……. waiting for more.
25. Esha — May 20, 2010 at 5:53 am: very ncie
26. Floreby — June 28, 2010 at 8:56 pm: I love them. Jokes are simple, nicely written and clean. Add more!
27. Madhur — July 3, 2010 at 5:33 am: These jokes are so superb and interesting.
28. Chandini — July 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm: It was great fun reading them.
29. Jefry Rejinold — July 29, 2010 at 6:11 am: Really ha,ha,……
30. Rikki — July 29, 2010 at 7:40 am: Loved the one with the Essay on the dog! Absolutely adorable! I’m still laughing!
31. Brittney — August 27, 2010 at 11:14 pm: Loved the one where the man talks to God. That was the best one. Great thinking!!!
32. Nikunj — October 5, 2010 at 8:11 am: Wonderful!!!
33. Jem — October 6, 2010 at 4:01 am: Ahahahahahaha……I love it.
34. Ram — October 8, 2010 at 1:02 am: It is so………..funny.
35. Pavan — November 3, 2010 at 10:08 am: So funny
36. Ngocanh — November 11, 2010 at 1:33 am: Very very nice….
37. Prachi — November 29, 2010 at 5:12 am: What a great site! I lvd reading the jokes…
38. Paeng — December 4, 2010 at 11:41 pm: Awesome……………… Congrats for that nice jokes….
39. Baxw6 — December 6, 2010 at 10:49 am: Hahahahahhahahah it wasn’t funny
40. Bandonlang — December 10, 2010 at 4:04 am: It is really funny indeed!!!
41. Aish — December 13, 2010 at 1:40 am: Superb! but hard to understand….
42. Baxw6 — December 26, 2010 at 1:26 pm: There was a little boy, his mother was pregnant.
He asked: What’s in your stomach mom?
Mother: Um.. It’s your brother.
Tomorrow, the teacher: Who has little brother or sister?
The little boy: I have a brother but my mother ate him.
43. Nihal mahanto — January 2, 2011 at 7:10 am: Ha ha ha, I and my friend Sanjay enjoyed these jokes..thank you.
44. Fprince — January 2, 2011 at 10:09 am: So funny lol I can’t stop laughing ^^
Baxw6, your joke is good too.
45. Esan — January 30, 2011 at 11:32 am: Super jokes
46. Harini — February 4, 2011 at 9:51 am: This is soo funny. It is very nice……..
47. Black — February 8, 2011 at 9:55 pm: They were all good jokes!!!!!!!
48. Sachs — February 20, 2011 at 5:23 am: Yippee!!!!!!!!
49. Zainal — March 19, 2011 at 9:02 pm: The jokes have made my day… ha ha ha
50. Shabna — March 20, 2011 at 9:31 am: It was great!!!! I loved it.
51. Kiki98526 — March 22, 2011 at 3:39 am: It is a very gooood joke.♥ it.☻
52. Pushpa — March 31, 2011 at 5:42 am: I enjoyed with these jokes, hope will get some more jokes for us.
53. Vivek — April 4, 2011 at 8:52 pm: I also enjoyed with these jokes, it is a very gooood joke. ♥ it.☻
54. Vivek — April 4, 2011 at 8:54 pm: Great site ……… full with education and fun!!!
55. chuni — May 17, 2011 at 6:22 am: I love it………;-) everybody should check it out and enjoy it like I did……
56. Violet — May 25, 2011 at 8:31 am: So cool man, all these JOKES!
57. N D Naik — June 4, 2011 at 12:59 am: Very interesting
58. Rajesh — June 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm: Nice jokes and I liked the story: the story of a blind girl. It is very touching…
59. Sravanthi — June 22, 2011 at 1:24 am: Full entertainment
60. Maha — June 25, 2011 at 8:26 am: I liked the jokes very much, it was fun reading them.
61. Ashna Sambhar — July 1, 2011 at 12:41 pm: I am with Pooja…. it was nt good…
62. Ashna Sambhar — July 2, 2011 at 5:15 am: When I was in nursery, someone stole my rough notebook. Now they call it “OxFORD DICTIONARY”.
Crazy fans!☻
NO claps plz!☻
I don’t like publicity!
63. Chiku — July 8, 2011 at 4:04 am: Fantastic.
64. Jango — July 16, 2011 at 4:22 pm: Cool jokes…
65. Alee — July 21, 2011 at 3:11 am: it is soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
66. Alee — July 21, 2011 at 3:12 am: So nice.
67. Tamanna — July 27, 2011 at 10:41 am: So funnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
68. Naresh — August 2, 2011 at 6:57 am: Niceeee….love it…….
69. Amit Singh — August 9, 2011 at 2:34 am: Really Great jokes I never ever read dis much good jokes
70. Bidyut Naskar — August 27, 2011 at 7:24 am: It is very good, I laugh so much. Thanks.
71. Rajiv.singh — September 5, 2011 at 7:45 pm: Good site. . . Liked it. . The jokes . . The stories. . . . Everything out here. Keep it up.
72. Tanshi — September 6, 2011 at 10:26 am: Awsm jokes … the best one was that dummy principal one…
73. Raj — September 14, 2011 at 5:40 am: A underworld don’s son came home from school after attending his exams.
Father: how was your exam?
Son: they had given me questions to answer within 3 hours, but I did not answer anything or opened my mouth.
74. Mohit — September 15, 2011 at 5:09 am: Awsum…. keep posting new jokes.
75. Kc — September 23, 2011 at 3:48 pm: It’s all funny but I love the most when the boy was late. More jokes pls
76. Shashii — September 27, 2011 at 1:56 am: Sometimes small things in real life hurt a lot. If you don’t believe me then try to sit on a small pin
77. Ninu — September 28, 2011 at 12:43 am: It is fantastic…….!!!!!!!!!!!
78. Afra — September 28, 2011 at 10:19 am: Nice jokeees
79. Akhi — September 28, 2011 at 10:09 pm: It’s veery nice.
80. Shashii — September 30, 2011 at 1:17 pm: A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God. God became happy with his prayers, grants him only one wish.
Gujju: Dear God, I have only one wish, I only want my mother to see my wife putting 2 crore worth solitare bangles on my child’s hands in my mercedes benz car parked in our new penthouse’s compound situated next to the swimming pool at Beverly Hills.
God: Damn it ! I still have a lot to learn from these gujju’s..
81. Tundrasurfr — October 16, 2011 at 11:26 pm: After telling a friend of mine a joke, she responded with a question mark. A few minutes later she again responded, “oh k, finally got it, I was a bit slow”. My response to her was, “next time, I’ll be sure to type a lil slower so you can understand it faster”.
82. Miss Dhie_23 — October 20, 2011 at 1:42 am: I really like the site!!! Inspiring.. although I’ve read it already.. LIKE!!!! Yeah.. God bless..
83. Shashii — October 26, 2011 at 3:53 am: Teeth said to tongue, “If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.”
Tongue replied, “If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once”.
84. Hucen — October 27, 2011 at 6:12 am: Really cool and interesting jokes. You can make anyone Laugh…
85. Really nice and funny — October 27, 2011 at 1:46 pm: This is really good
86. Lana — October 28, 2011 at 9:53 pm: Hahahah…laughing by myself at home hahahahah
87. Shashii — November 1, 2011 at 1:39 am: Doctor : Have you ever fainted before ?
Patient : Yes, the last time you told me your fees…
88. Cuthbert — November 4, 2011 at 5:45 pm: These jokes can make one die from laughter.
89. DEaTH BY JokES — November 6, 2011 at 10:30 pm: LMAO… Please make more jokes!!!!
90. Soumiya — November 11, 2011 at 8:52 am: Sooo funny. Keep on going.
91. Shashii — November 19, 2011 at 8:49 am: This is not a joke but very interesting management lesson. Read on….
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was very cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out ! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing with joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management lesson –
(1) Not everyone who shits on you in your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you are in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut !
92. Lakis — November 22, 2011 at 5:40 am: How could you taste me if you won’t undress me?
——-banana
93. Prachi — November 27, 2011 at 1:23 am: Nice jokes
94. Dimple — December 18, 2011 at 3:37 am: One day a husband asked his wife: are you fine…….?
This day was so hard working day isn’t it?
A girl— I am not your wife. I am your girlfriend and it was a good day because you took me to the shopping……..
95. Namita — December 20, 2011 at 4:13 am: 1) A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
2) One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
96. Namita — December 20, 2011 at 4:30 am: 1) Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent..”
Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
2) Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
3) Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
97. Amit — December 30, 2011 at 4:38 am: Really great website and jokes by everyone.
Great to see people pool-in. A Happy New Year to all of you.
98. E.Meenakshi — January 1, 2012 at 11:55 am: Good jokes – made me laugh heartily
99. Jayson — January 6, 2012 at 8:00 am: Hahahahahaha….
I really can’t help laughing..
The Ombay…Ombay one is also funny..! Good job..!
100. Ashwini — January 7, 2012 at 8:10 am: I love this site. I mean it is simply great to have things like these in a package… and the stories… they are awesome!!! Love you people
101. Shabeer — January 15, 2012 at 3:05 am: Teacher: Abraham Lincoln sat under a street light to study when he was a child and later he could become the president of America.
Student: Why he didn’t study on day time?
102. 0girl0 — January 24, 2012 at 11:58 pm: Can i have more jokes please. I just want to get rid of stress by enjoying these jokes.
103. Radhika — January 25, 2012 at 9:22 am: I liked ombay ombay ha ha ha ha
104. Olufemi — January 26, 2012 at 9:42 am: Interesting…want more of it
105. Joy Ohams — January 26, 2012 at 12:05 pm: Good
106. Pop Girl 00 — February 1, 2012 at 6:29 pm: Jokee!!
Q: What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
A: A Monkey Fart.
Hahahahahaha!!
107. Pop Girl 00 — February 1, 2012 at 6:29 pm: I hope you like it
108. Chandani — February 2, 2012 at 7:11 am: This is superb site!
109. Shasha — February 2, 2012 at 10:08 am: Just no word but
110. Shasha — February 2, 2012 at 10:04 am: Really nice jokes hahahahaaaaha!!!!! and pop girl your joke was quite nice
111. Sampath — February 5, 2012 at 9:13 am: So nice
112. OMI — February 7, 2012 at 4:58 am: Beautiful jokes
113. Kris — February 7, 2012 at 7:49 pm: Nice jokes all.
114. Bukky — February 8, 2012 at 10:05 am: These are wonderful jokes pls keep it up.
115. Timothy — February 9, 2012 at 11:33 am: These jokes are ‘amazing’, hope there are more soon..
116. Tina — February 11, 2012 at 7:44 am: Funny
117. Ram — February 13, 2012 at 11:33 am: jokes r litte old, but nice
118. kawanda — February 17, 2012 at 2:40 pm: hahahahaaaa
119. Tasneem — February 19, 2012 at 11:49 am: An excellent website.
120. Odunitanchris — February 25, 2012 at 8:24 am: I enjoy every bit of the jokes.
121. Danny — February 25, 2012 at 7:07 pm: Great jokes, enjoyed them.
122. Shipra — March 2, 2012 at 12:01 pm: Lovely…
123. Shipra — March 2, 2012 at 12:04 pm: Great
124. Juliet Umoru — March 2, 2012 at 1:41 pm: Wat a perfect way of relieving oneself of stress. More plssssssssssssssss……….lwkmd!
125. Sweet — March 5, 2012 at 4:44 am: All the jokes are really great! Please add some more jokes… I really enjoyed reading these jokes.
126. Sweet — March 8, 2012 at 12:58 am: Your jokes are great! I just loved them… please add some more, I would love to read more and laugh a lot and share with my friends
127. Kristine — March 8, 2012 at 5:37 am: Can’t stop laughing LOL..
128. Ifeanyi chris. — March 9, 2012 at 3:05 pm: Perfect way to relief oneself of stress is to click….- your joke’s box. I can’t help been all lagh. Carry on. I am Oliver Twist of our time… Pls.
129. Devilic — March 11, 2012 at 12:37 am: LOL! nice .. I like them all
130. Bakai — March 22, 2012 at 11:57 am: Cool, God bless every meaningful contributor!
131. Sukurat — March 22, 2012 at 8:31 pm: Nice jokes i need more…..
132. edmon — March 23, 2012 at 4:07 am: wow it’s great………..
i love this site……..
: )
133. Joseph — March 24, 2012 at 2:39 am: The jokes are really funny. Stil reeling in my laughter
134. Ibrahim yahaya dakata. — March 28, 2012 at 6:01 am: Laugh is killing me, i really love to read jokes, pls add more
135. srujana — April 6, 2012 at 4:48 am
136. Gaurav — April 13, 2012 at 6:24 am: Keep site updated ….so good.
137. Jaycee-Licious — April 16, 2012 at 2:52 am: I love this site waiting for more Thank you!!
138. G.ONE — April 27, 2012 at 4:40 am: Wooooow! Really funny…..good job!
139. kabindra — April 30, 2012 at 5:41 am: really good pool of jokes…….
140. mytri — May 3, 2012 at 3:48 am: Wonderful read .. you made my day thank you
141. Segun Dare — May 10, 2012 at 12:56 am: These jokes are so funny.
142. Picyrosos — May 11, 2012 at 8:43 am: Now I really believe that, “Laughter is the best medicine”.
143. Bhim — May 13, 2012 at 12:38 pm: Gud jokes. i really enjoyed every joke
144. molokzah — May 16, 2012 at 9:15 am: I really enjoy these jokes…. I nearly died laughing about the girl who was punished for not doing anything…….. I need more guys.
145. Yve — May 23, 2012 at 5:59 am: Absolutely awesome jokes. Anymore?
146. Dharmesh Patel — May 25, 2012 at 3:04 am: good jocks….
147. Elyahu — May 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm: Awesome
148. Geoffrey Byamukama — May 25, 2012 at 2:41 pm: These stories cuts the age and reduces stress.
149. Shamma — May 27, 2012 at 9:46 am: Verrrrrrry funnnnny jokesss… HULARIOUS
150. JERUSHA — June 1, 2012 at 3:23 am: hahaha thats a good 1 hehehe
verie funie jokesssss
151. joshua jabez — June 1, 2012 at 5:14 am: it’s nice hahahahhh!
152. jymmoh — June 1, 2012 at 6:45 am: Nice jokes. Pliz try to add more n more n more. Hahahahahaha!!
153. Shoaib — June 2, 2012 at 7:49 am: Awesome ♥
154. Amulya — June 4, 2012 at 8:44 am: It is good. Amazing.
155. keffy — June 5, 2012 at 5:23 am: laughter is the best medicine to cure any diseases.
156. Shubham Ligde — June 12, 2012 at 10:58 am: Ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahah nice one I liked it
157. Abishek — June 20, 2012 at 8:36 am: It is really funny I love it like anything. Want more… hahahahahahahahaha
I like teacher and student jokes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
158. Sharmi — June 25, 2012 at 2:25 pm: After a long time, I laughed till my stomach started paining. I really forgot for few hours about my stressful life.
Life is a wonder, that we have to share good things more and get multiplied with joy. Today I really got a lesson – how to live happily. Thanks to this blog for spreading awareness of joy and happy. I love this blog. It’s an awesome idea to make people happy. Nice jokes. Please all of you try it.
159. Kshitij — June 26, 2012 at 10:47 am: Sooooooooooooooooooooo funny jokes
160. Fouzia — June 28, 2012 at 5:18 pm: Nice Jokes
161. Sanbomba — June 28, 2012 at 11:12 pm: GR8 jokes. I’ll share them at school wz the teachers and wz my students ! I’m sure they’ll laugh too.
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162. Amman Khan — June 29, 2012 at 12:12 am: I read this in morning bcz i want to smile and start my day and whole day i tell this jokes to ppl to make them smile thx
163. vanaja — July 5, 2012 at 2:37 am: Wow…! Really superb jokes……….
164. Kell vayne — July 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm: A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured by Cannibals. The king of the Cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if… they pass a trial.
The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get ten (10) pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”
The king explained the trial to him, “You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
The 1st apple went in but on the 2nd one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The American man arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought that it should be as easy as 123 for him but when he ate the 9th berry, he bursted out in laughter and was killed.
In heaven, the Ghanaian asked the American, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.”
The American man replied: “I couldn’t help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming back with 10 watermelons!”
165. PrincessD — July 8, 2012 at 4:41 am: These jokes are awesome… lol
166. Sweetu — July 10, 2012 at 8:06 am: Awesome!!! I really love it….
167. Vaishnavi — July 12, 2012 at 9:17 am: I am really impressed! Great jokes, I want to share a few jokes:
Husband: I’ve put to-let board in front of our house.
Wife: But we are not going anywhere right.
Husband: I know but day by day the no. of mosquitoes is increasing. At least if they see this board they will think that no one is there in this house.
Newspaper headline reads: “Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
A boy reads it, gets angry and says: “He deserved it! Who told that idiot to wear the medal while jumping.”
A doctor and an engineer liked the same girl. The engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: WHY????????
Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!!!
168. Princeabu — July 14, 2012 at 2:21 am: So interesting and so fun. I really enjoy those jokes and i hope its allowed 2 share it 2 my friends. Nice blog.
169. Munendra — July 14, 2012 at 2:58 am: Lovely jokes……
170. Johanes Chinotimba — July 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm: These are nice jokes.
171. Loulou — July 16, 2012 at 11:24 am: We need more jokes!!! lol
172. David — July 17, 2012 at 6:53 am: Excellent jokes
173. Purushotham N — July 19, 2012 at 4:15 am: Wow…Great Jokes..!
174. Jinish — July 20, 2012 at 2:15 am: Man: “My mobile bill – how much?”
Call centre girl: “Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.”
Man: “Stupid! Not CURRENT BILL, my MOBILE BILL !!!”.
175. Thomas — July 22, 2012 at 6:45 am: These are good, really enjoyed.
176. Murthy — July 22, 2012 at 9:27 am: Nice jokes.
177. Nikole — July 22, 2012 at 11:30 am: That’s so funny. Love =)
178. Kundu — August 1, 2012 at 10:38 am: I like jokes and I really enjoy reading jokes.
179. CS — August 3, 2012 at 8:01 am: My lips parted….thnks all.
180. CS — August 3, 2012 at 8:16 am: A man telephoned an airline office and asked, “How Long does it take to fly to New Delhi?”
“Just a minute.” answered the clerk.
“Thank you” he said and hung up.
181. Greenfields — August 4, 2012 at 1:46 am: hahaha………funny….
182. maremi tersoo — August 5, 2012 at 9:17 am: Cool jokes
183. Abel — August 8, 2012 at 8:54 am: It’s very funny. I like the “God is watching”joke.
184. Abel — August 8, 2012 at 8:57 am: It’s very funnnnnyyyyyyyy. I like the “God is watching” joke.
185. SOLOMON — August 16, 2012 at 2:39 am: This is great. Give us more…
186. Bernard — August 16, 2012 at 7:12 pm: This is nice!! Amazing!! Great jokes! (0_0)
187. Masum Billah — August 26, 2012 at 12:14 pm: Thanks for wonderful jokes
188. Mehedi Hassan, Naogaon — August 26, 2012 at 7:59 pm: Nice jokes!
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolates and someone asks for 2 then how many left there?
Student: 10 chocolates.
Teacher: Well, if someone forcibily take 2 then how many left?
Student: 10 chocolates and a guy with black eyes!!!
189. Jay — September 1, 2012 at 7:26 pm: Cool jokes!
190. Mitali — September 2, 2012 at 9:43 am: Really very funny and lovely jokes. I love it.
191. Vipin Rana — September 4, 2012 at 3:33 am: Really very funny jokes…. I read all and I love them.
192. Swostik Khuntia — September 7, 2012 at 11:24 pm: This is my favourite site. I will share this with at least my 45 best friends.
193. Rajeev — September 8, 2012 at 1:03 am: Really good collection..these are mind refreshers..
194. E_booker — September 11, 2012 at 2:20 pm: Teacher: How do you spell crocodile?
Student: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L-E.
Teacher: No that’s wrong.
Student: But you asked me how I spell it!!
195. rubeena — September 17, 2012 at 1:44 am: I like the God and the boy joke. Recommend to add more sadar jokes.
196. Daniel Edet — September 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm: I’m in love with this site. It gives me all I want. I welcome your newsletters. Thanks.
197. Maskarov — September 20, 2012 at 1:32 am: One day a trainer brings along an elephant for a walk in the town. Along one street this elephant saw a man urinating in the bush and bursted out laughing.
The trainer was puzzled why this elephant laughed so he asked him, “Hi my good boy, why did you laugh?”
The elephant told the trainer, look man how small his trunk is….as compared to mine, laughing all the way…
198. Hannah — September 22, 2012 at 6:01 am: Love this site…..
199. Ifedinho — September 23, 2012 at 9:39 am: Loves your jokes.
200. Arun Gupta — September 29, 2012 at 8:55 am: All the jokes are of high quality. I love them.