Enjoy these beautiful, really funny educational jokes! Don’t forget to check out those really funny ones in the comments too 😀
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
Two factory workers talking:
Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
A man talking to God:
The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.
Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”
Teacher: “This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.”
Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.”
Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”
Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”
Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”
Teacher: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
John: “You told me to do it without using tables.”
Teacher: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Louie: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”
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Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Jackson?
Jackson: Because, Teacher, you told me it was a piece of cake.
Great jokes. Here’s mine:
Teacher: How much is pi worth, Nathin?
Nathin: That depends. What kind is it?
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Mine: a very famous man reading a newspaper alound in a taxi, the story on a man who commited suicide bcoz of poverty and left 5 kidz. De man with pride said, “People are just so irresponsible. I’l rather kill myself than to commit suicide.”
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Enjoyed a lot but jokes are not funny.
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I like the comments more then jokes… 🙂 specially the “Ombay– Ombay”…. nice one….
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I like the nigerian one.
Wew loved this page. I particularly liked this:
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
And the English midgits favorite was:
“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” asked the girl.
“No.” replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” asked the boy.
“No,” she replied.
“Thank goodness!” said the boy with a sign of relief.
What is the meaning of light bulb…
I like the hell call and the ombay! Ombay!
Hilarious Kid Making New Car Joke:
A little 5 year old boy got up in the middle of the night, he needed to go to the toilet, on the way to the toilet he heard a noise from his parents room, then he peeked from the key hole.
Next morning when everybody was busy preparing themselves, the boy asked his father before breakfast, ”What did you do last night, I saw you were on mammy?”
His father said, ”Oh umm, we were making a new baby.” The boy replied, ”I see,” with no doubt.
After breakfast the mother was panicked, her son disappear as he had to be ready for school.
Looking all around the house, finally she saw her son in the garage put his (thing) in the exhaust pipe of the car.
Mother asked him angrily, ”What are you doing?” Calmly he answered, ”Yeah… I am making a new car.”
This is so damn funny! I can’t stop!
Husband: Do you know the meaning of wife?
Husband: It means, “WITHOUT INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERY-TIME”.
Wife: No darling, it means, “WITH IDIOT FOR EVER”.
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All jokes are great.
Lovely jokes. Thanks.
A Nigerian man and white American guy were seated on plane. The Nigerian man had to a bunch of banana, while the white American guy had a monkey.
The Nigerian man wanted to use the toilet, he said to the white guy; Please watch over my bananas, while am gone. He went came back and found out that the bananas were all gone.
The white guy pointed at the monkey and said; your brother here; ate all of them.
The Nigerian man said nothing. Minutes later, the white guy said, please hold my monkey while I pee. He came back and met the monkey dead. He asked the Nigerian man what happened and he replied; this is family matter, please stay out of it…..LOL
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Question: If you had teeth on your toes what would you bite?
Answer: Bite ants
Very funny and entertaining jokes. Loved all…..
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