The child and his mother:
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
Wrong email address:
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
😀 😀 😀
Will’s experience at the airport:
After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.
She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.
Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.
One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.
A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.
😀 😀 😀
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.
The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”
The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”
😀 😀 😀
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
This is all funny
I am impressed with the professor and sailor story.
Kakahahahahakakakaka. Laughing in Iran.
Fantabulous funny stories! I really love them!
Really funny jokes liked them
sailor n professor thing keep up
d gud work
The stories were very funny and comedy.
Hahahahaha what classic and hilarious jokes thanks for sharing it with us
In a factory, a man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly…
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary. Man replied, “5000 sir”.
CEO took out his wallet, gave 15000 and told him: “I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back.”
That guy left…
CEO asked workers, “Who was that guy?”
Workers replied, “Pizza delivery Boy Sir.”
These are hilarious jokes. LOL
Men u hve made my day
When i was a kid my mothers used to take me along whenever she goes for a wedding and every time the elder people always tells me “you are next”, so I started telling them the same thing whenever we go for a funeral..
hahahah woow so funny on dad thief you alweys make me smail
I liked it.
I like Mouthology story as well, and The child and his mother. I wish to post more stories that funny like those two stories. 😀 😀 :P:P
I liked the 1st story
Thank you very much! I LOVE your stories!
Very, very nice stories
Hahaha I cnt slp hhehe
Really it got me laughing for a long time…all jokes were very Funny,especially the Professor and the sailor one
Thanks, very funny stories
You guys so wonderful
Nice jokes. very funny
I love ur stories.. Are gooood n funny
So funny I could read this one hundred times
The Diamond Ring
A woman is at a airport.
She has a 20-carat diamond ring on her hand.
Airports charge you if u have valuables. She looked for someone to hold her ring so she won’t be charged. The pope was there, and he never gets charged.
So the lady gave the ring to the pope and told him to get past the people and give it back to her. The pope, being the pope, said yes. He put the ring in his pocket. He walked over to the attendant dude guy thing.
“hello pope!” the attendant said.” do you have any valuables?”
The pope thought. He felt the lady’s eyes on him.
“well” the pope hesitantly started,” my waist and up there is nothing, but waist down, most ladies like it.” ( wink wink)
“Oh!!Hahahahaha oh, you are so funny,Pope. Here, go on.” the attendant laughed.
The pope went through the gate, handed the ring to the lady, and went along his business.
I got this from my dad. He has the best “funny” stories ever! I will tell you more some other day.
Hilarious, I love this site, I think Ima bookmark it so I can keep the laughs going and tell my friends.
The wrong email address is the superb story…….:)
Really funny stories
Lost pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
No notes = no study
No deploma =no work
No work =no money
No money =skinny
No marriage=no children
No children = alone
Lesson:don’t lose your pen,you will die.
So, funny all I liked.
Sooooooo funny thx
Good job guys…. I love it
I am very happy to read these funny stories, and I’m expecting you to add more than these thanks.
You are funny people!!!
Three men went to hell. One was black one was white and one was Mexican. They devil said that if they can take three whips they can go back up. First came the whit guy. They devil asked what he wanted for his protection. The white guy said “a mattress.” When the devil was done he said go to the pit of fire. Next came the black guy. When he asked him what he wanted for protection he said nothing. The black guy than took three whips and was sent back up too earth. Next came the Mexican. When the devil asked him what he wanted for protection he said”I want the black guy, give me the black guy!
That sounds mad me laughing thanks alot
Okay I have a joke I made it. I don’t think its funny so here it is.
Q. What restaurant does Katy Perry own?
A. TGI Friday’s.
Because in the song last Friday night almost at the end of the song, you can hear people chanting TGIF so if you just look at the words TGI it will be TGI Friday’s. Get it?
All stories are very funny.. I really love it..
See this funny story & loughing enytime anywhere
Really super guru.
Guys this story is true it’s about me and my friends it’s scary but it turns out to be funny.Here is the joke:Today I went to my school library that’s rumoured to be haunted.So I was walking to the library to check it out with my friends.One of my friends thought she saw a shadow and she ran away.Now there’s five of us leftSo we walked some more and another of my friends thought he saw eyes glaring at him he ran away.Now there’s four of us left.We kept on walking my friend saw a puddle shed like a person and screamed and he went away.Now three of us are left.Now we’re at the entrance of the library everybody heard a strange sound and all of us ran away all except for me.I decided to investigate inside.When I walked in there I almost ran but I looked properly a teacher was organizing the books.Then I also saw a girl looking out the window.I went outside and saw a little boy pouring water on his friend making shapes out of his body and the sound we heard was
My classmate,he dropped his book and moaned because he lost the page he was reading oh,when he wanted to pick up he book he farted.So I went back to find my friends I found them in class talking to eachother.I told them everything that scared them all of them were furious when they heard what I told them.Then I called them
chickens.But we’re still friends. LOL
So so so so so so so so so so so so o so funny
So funny indeed
*Women Drivers* (Don’t judge a joke by it’s title)
Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and
there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away
for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that dumb makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut
out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away
from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL! WOMEN DRIVERS!
I really enjoy the stories.
Pre school teacher: Class, whoever answers my question will be the first to leave the class for breaktime.
Little Johnny with excitement grab his things and throw it out the classroom.
Pre school teacher: (Annoyed) Who threw that bag?
Little Johnny: I did! (then he stood up and said) bye classmates!! Bye ma’am..
All these stories are funny, I am still having trouble to stop laughing!
Thank you very much for this frunny status
A police arrested a man who almost bumped into him.
Man: Hey what did I do!?
Police: You almost bumped into me!
Man: You can’t arrest me if I just bumped into you!
Police: I can because if you bumped into me I might have bumped into somebody and that somebody might have been carrying bricks and that somebody might have tripped on a stone and it will hit the president!
Story of a hungry son and idiot father
Son: Dad, I’m hungry
Dad: Hello Hungry, I’m dad
Son: Dad, I’m serious.
Dad: No, you are Hungry.
Son: Yes I’m Hungry dad. Are you serious?
Dad: No Hungry, I’m dad.
All the jokes are wonderful. I just couldn’t stop laughing even when I was doing my prayers and brushing teeth.
Good Afternoon my friends
Thanks for all these jokes.
Uma Mahewar Nakka
“A smile happens in a flash, but its memory can last a lifetime.”
Thanks for those who make others smile… 🙂
I love this story
Epic story’s guys!
God created the world. Everything else is made in China …
– Honey, do you remember the summer when you went on a fishing trip?
– Well … remember, so what?
– Well … your trout just called, to say that she is pregnant …
– Girl, you are so like to my third wife!
– Yes? And how many of them did you have?
– Two …
The wife yells to the man:
– I was deaf and blind when married you!
Husband replies calmly:
– You see, from such hard diseases I healed you!
3 men walk into a bar…
‘Ouch, it hurt’
I didn’t laugh. They’re funny but I didn’t laugh for some reason :/ xx
Q – What is the meaning of the last scene in Pacific Rim??
A – You should chew before you swallow food … ^^
Hahahahahaha…………………….. very funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy stories
One day, the teacher asked Johnny was to collect 3 words for the next day. So he went home and switched on the television. The commentator said, “And we now have take-off”. So Johnny wrote down take-off. Next he went to his baby sister’s room where she was playing with a toy zebra. So he wrote down zebra. He walked into the dining room and asked his mum to give him a word. Baby she said. So he wrote that down. The next day, the teacher asked him, “so Johnny, what are your 3 words?”
Johnny replied. “Take-off ze-bra baby!!”
They where so funny
This blog is soo funny! Made my day Brighter 🙂
One day a bald gets into a barber, everybody in barber looks at him surprised!!!
He looks at them and says “What? Just want to drink some water.” 🙂