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Funny Short Stories

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

😀 😀 😀

Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

😀 😀 😀

Mouthology:

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Captain:

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

😀 😀 😀

Elephant:

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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  • MP August 11, 2013, 5:50 am

    I like those funny stories <3<3

    It is awesome, keep it up guys.

  • The Bat Pig Cooly 555 August 11, 2013, 1:35 am

    LoL love this.

    THE BATJOKE:

    Ok, so I understand why Batman puts bat in front of things, like the BATmobile or the BATarang. But sometimes it can get a little out of hand.

    Batman: BATRobin, I need you to BATfetch the BATmobile.

    BATRobin: Ok Batman but why do you need it?

    Batman: I need to BATdrive to the BATtown to stop the BATjoker from robbing the BATbank! But first you need to get me some BATpants because I’m BATnaked!!!

    BATRobin: O.o

  • Cheene August 10, 2013, 7:35 am

    OMG !! I had a lot of fun reading it. Keep it up guys 😀 Thanks 🙂

  • Sandra David August 9, 2013, 10:58 am

    That was too great to read. It is very funny. Thanks for refreshment.

  • iHacker August 6, 2013, 9:23 am

    You guys are great. Keep it up.

  • Marial August 5, 2013, 3:34 pm

    I like these stories more especially funny professor and sailor … Sharkology, dieology…….

  • Tash August 3, 2013, 9:12 pm

    The Viper:

    An old widow was alone at home reading the newspaper when the phone rang. She answered it, and a harsh voice answered. “I am the Viper. I am coming to your house.”

    At this, the widow was really scared because a Viper is a snake. So she called the cops, who said it was probably a prank call but would be there in an hour or so. A little while after that, she received another call. “The Viper is right outside your house.”

    The widow FREAKED OUT and hid under her table. Then the doorbell rang. Assuming it was the police, she opened it, and standing there was a short man holding a sponge and a bottle of windex.

    “I am the Viper.” he said, smiling. “I am here to vash and vipe your vindows, for only five dollars!”

  • Sumbalsawera July 29, 2013, 5:17 am

    These stories are so cooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllll.

  • Aisha July 27, 2013, 5:08 pm

    Hahaahh very funny.

  • Dipsa Subba July 27, 2013, 12:28 pm

    Superb. I love it guys. You all are genius.

  • Buzz July 25, 2013, 9:18 am

    Omg, I truly love these jokes and I would add one except for my jokes aren’t as awesome as these and would pale in comparison.

  • Kotau Bill July 23, 2013, 8:05 am

    Soooooooo funny hahahahahah

  • Love July 23, 2013, 2:14 am

    OMG that is funny hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

  • Nuriddin July 21, 2013, 3:30 am

    Thank you brothers and sisters.. I love all your jokes. They are very funny, but I loved more that elephant than others.

  • Quezler July 20, 2013, 9:04 am

    Don’t stop the jokes, keep them coming!

  • Martha July 20, 2013, 2:48 am

    Thank you very much of your funny stories.

  • Hannah Woodall July 19, 2013, 9:44 am

    A woman and her son were at a stop light. The son looked over at the other car besides them and noticed that the old woman in it was naked.

    The boy gasped and yelled, “Mommy, the old woman isn’t wearing seat belt!”

  • Andis Poudel July 19, 2013, 8:33 am

    These are the funniest jokes.

  • Usama Neymar jr July 17, 2013, 5:18 am

    Hahahah awesome.

  • Mr.Pumpkim July 15, 2013, 11:38 am

    Haha…lol. I love this. It’s just amazing.

  • Choi Sulli July 13, 2013, 5:21 am

    Best ever funny stories.

  • John July 12, 2013, 8:23 pm

    One day a science teacher asked what would happen if she sits on the radiator.
    A student replied, “Miss, you’d break it!”

    😀

  • Melody July 12, 2013, 8:56 am

    Good job guys, keep it up !!

  • Ofik Lombok July 12, 2013, 8:50 am

    HAHA HAHA HAAA I like the assology headology and dielogy very much.

  • Palani July 11, 2013, 8:26 am

    Stories are too good… laughed nicely. Thank you very much.

  • Herbert Loki July 9, 2013, 2:58 pm

    Hahahahahahahaha am dead with these jokes ooohhhhh!

  • Samuel Thuku July 9, 2013, 10:24 am

    Love all of them. This site is wagwan!!

  • Shereef July 8, 2013, 8:08 am

    A lady was asked to fill a form for an employment.

    First name: Ahade
    Surname: Adeboye
    Sex: Twelve times in a week

  • Hiba July 7, 2013, 3:16 pm

    Way too cool jokes hahahhahahahahahahaha

  • Kgotso chabangu July 6, 2013, 11:42 pm

    Hahahaha lol Bokgopo ntate.

  • Aisha Rabhi July 6, 2013, 4:54 pm

    They are really good. I hope there are more on the way 😀

  • Unclejuz July 6, 2013, 3:55 pm

    lol… u guyz are awesome.

  • Nash July 4, 2013, 5:49 pm

    During the crusades a man decided to go on a campaign. He made a chastity belt and put it on his wife. Then he went to his friend and gave him a key saying: “I’m off to the join the crusades. If I don’t come back please release my wife with this key.”

    Off he went and after a couple of hours riding his horse he sees another horseman chasing after him. He stops and realises its his friend. “What’s the matter?” he asks and the friend responded: “You gave me the wrong key.”

  • Rukhita July 4, 2013, 10:49 am

    Great stories. I like it.

  • Sadikshya July 3, 2013, 6:05 am

    I like the sailor and the professor the most… Laughed more than half an hour..!

  • Ahmed Morsy July 3, 2013, 4:56 am

    A fly fell into a glass of whisky then got out saying, “clear the passage for the eagle.”

  • Saksham July 3, 2013, 4:32 am

    Ha Ha Ha ! Such funny stories, made everyone laugh 😀

  • Nwanga July 1, 2013, 6:19 am

    In an exam hall:

    The question was to draw female reproductive system and the teacher said do not to copy from anybody.

    A girl bent down… the guy sat next to her shouted, “Teacher, she is copying from the original.”

  • Shortbread Luver June 29, 2013, 1:58 am

    lol awesomely funny I just couldn’t stop LOL >.<

  • Sweet Sabah June 28, 2013, 8:49 am

    Hehe….good one… :p

  • Anonumous June 27, 2013, 10:09 am

    I loveolgy olgy storolgy.

  • Dinayen Ernest June 27, 2013, 6:09 am

    It is just very funny and I need more to come.

  • Akbarhussain June 25, 2013, 6:47 am

    This site is very nice, it is the best website I have seen. Thank you to the one who created this website.

  • Nilesh Sharma June 24, 2013, 2:17 pm

    That was great

  • Lubna June 23, 2013, 7:08 am

    These stories are really funny……ha ha ha I wish I could read more…….

  • Ibrahim ahmad June 22, 2013, 12:53 pm

    They re really funny, cant stop laughing

  • Ibrahim ahmad June 22, 2013, 12:50 pm

    Cool jokes love them all

  • Mcjyung June 19, 2013, 10:21 am

    Very funny

  • Harpreet June 19, 2013, 6:39 am

    You guys are too much funny hahahahaha

  • Aashutosh June 16, 2013, 7:51 am

    Very funny stories.

  • Chloe June 15, 2013, 2:06 pm

    A*W*E*S*O*M*E !! Liked them so much! Thnxx you got me ideas to prank my teachers!

  • Janela June 15, 2013, 5:21 am

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

    After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

    “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

  • Harpreet June 14, 2013, 8:21 am

    It was very interesting and funny.

  • Harpreet June 14, 2013, 8:19 am

    Veryyyyyyyyyyyyy funny stories

  • Kaycy June 12, 2013, 10:44 pm

    Oh boy! I really love all this stuff, makes me laugh and forget stress..

  • Sam Pot June 12, 2013, 2:58 am

    The Dog and the Lion:

    One day an old dog lost his way while chasing rabbits. Soon he noticed a lion in the distance running towards him with a hungry look in his eye.

    Noticing some bones on the ground close by, the dog immediately settled down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the lion was about to leap, the old dog exclaimed, “That was one delicious lion! I wonder, if there are any more around here?” Upon hearing this, the young lion stoped mid-stride and hurried to safety in the trees.

    A squirrel who had been watching from a nearby tree, knew the dog’s tricks and decided to trade his knowledge for protection from the lion. Catching up with the lion, he explained what happened and struck a deal. The young lion was furious at being made a fool of and said, “Hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”

    The old dog spied the lion coming with the squirrel on his back. Instead of running, he sat down with his back to the pair, pretending he hadn’t seen them yet. When they got close enough tohear, the old dog said, “Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!”

    Moral: Don’t mess with old dogs. Age and experience will always beat youth and treachery.

  • ExplodingTNT June 11, 2013, 4:55 am

    Mr bean was terrible at remembering passwords so once he set his password to “INCORRECT” so if he got it wrong, then the computer would remind him saying… “Your password is INCORRECT.” 😀

  • Dominic June 10, 2013, 1:54 pm

    I love what I’m seeing and I just love it.

  • Nikkygurl June 9, 2013, 10:16 am

    Nice one

  • Hikari June 9, 2013, 5:45 am

    Boy: Get out of my way, CHIMP!
    Chimpanzee: Don’t call me “CHIMP”!
    Boy: But you are one.
    Chimpanzee: Oh, yeah.

  • George June 8, 2013, 7:23 am

    Some are real fun. Thanks

  • Virat Rajput June 8, 2013, 6:23 am

    I like all the jokes and short stories… Keep it up… Stephen you are too good, your jokes are also very good…!

  • Kevin June 7, 2013, 3:15 pm

    It was very intresting indeed….LOL

  • Amy mcmahon June 6, 2013, 6:13 pm

    I like it hahahaha

  • Naymoeyor June 5, 2013, 9:39 pm

    Good! I like!!!

  • Rishabh Dixit June 5, 2013, 12:50 am

    Really funny

  • Gabby June 4, 2013, 10:04 pm

    Lol k here’s mine:

    Teacher: Welcome to basic biology class who can tell me how many butts do people have?

    Boy: Boys have one Girls have two:)

  • Somaye June 3, 2013, 3:06 pm

    Hahahaha the wrong email was so funny poor matron.

  • Febby June 3, 2013, 6:35 am

    I love the wrong email address story.

  • Vicente Bonaton May 31, 2013, 4:09 am

    Ha ha ha! I believe that laughter is the best medicine.

  • Evilk13 May 29, 2013, 3:44 pm

    The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

    Those two were medically certifiable illness or a death in the immediate family.

    A “smart” student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and asked, “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?” The classroom exploded into laughter.

  • Evilk13 May 29, 2013, 3:41 pm

    A teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. “If you get caught in a girls dorm room after nine o’clock, you will get a fifty dollar fine. If you get caught twice, you get a hundred dollar fine. If you get caught three times, you get a two hundred-fifty dollar fine and suspension for a week at the least.” So a boy raises his hand and asks, “How much for a yearly pass?”

  • Kitten May 29, 2013, 2:46 pm

    LOL I’ve been on this website all day! I can’t stop laughing!

  • Defender May 28, 2013, 8:05 am

    This is amazing, the person who came up with this idea is a genius. I was down but now I can’t get the smile out of my face. I liked the boys in the park and the girl and mother conversation. keep up the good work.

  • Nicholas May 27, 2013, 12:43 am

    How does Hitler tie his shoes?
    With little nazis.

    What do you call a pig who knows karate?
    A pork chop.

    Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
    Because he was feeling kinda crummy.

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