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Funny Short Stories

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

😀 😀 😀

Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

😀 😀 😀

Mouthology:

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Captain:

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

😀 😀 😀

Elephant:

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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  • Carol November 21, 2013, 11:58 pm

    I loved them all they all are so funny. I fell off my bed laughing.

  • Hajra akram November 20, 2013, 8:25 am

    Very FUNNY. I was so excited to read these.

  • Austin November 15, 2013, 1:29 pm

    Confucius say, “Man who finger girl on period get caught red handed.”

  • Oscar November 10, 2013, 4:22 pm

    Hahaha

  • Blx November 9, 2013, 8:58 pm

    Am really happy…. tnx

  • Anon November 4, 2013, 7:22 am

    Great thanks for that I’m laughing!

    Why the boy bring a ladder to the school?
    Because he wants to go to the high school…

  • Freda November 3, 2013, 4:38 pm

    OmG. I can’t stop laughing. Sick and bored since I have been down for days, I don’t even know how I got to this site. Am laughing so hard everyone thinks am crazy.

  • Arun Ram Kumar October 30, 2013, 8:33 am

    I love the stories on this site… Can’t stop laughing.

  • Zakayo cyprian October 29, 2013, 3:49 am

    Very funny…

  • Dineshreega October 28, 2013, 6:33 am

    Ha…Ha…Ha…:)

  • Pacheco October 26, 2013, 9:43 am

    It takes away all the feeling of stress in my work place…. haha… wish more short funny jokes to come…

  • Pacheco October 26, 2013, 9:10 am

    I love most of these short funny jokes…. it makes me laugh badly all the time.

  • Kevin le October 23, 2013, 1:17 am

    LOL the last one was he-larious.

  • Bern October 22, 2013, 1:37 pm

    You guys are funny.

  • Ariana October 21, 2013, 8:43 am

    LoL I once saw my friend trying to make her face red and farted… in class!!!

  • Hari October 20, 2013, 12:41 pm

    Awesome jokes

  • Aminu October 19, 2013, 8:27 pm

    These make me so happy.

  • Funnyman October 19, 2013, 12:02 pm

    The Banana and the Lemon story:

    Lemon: I have a problem, humans squeeze me to make juices.
    Banana: Uh, that is still better.
    Lemon: How?
    Banana: Humans remove my cover and eat me.
    Lemon: Yea, you’re right.

    😛 how was that joke 😀

  • Abdifatah October 19, 2013, 9:10 am

    A man was asked, “What is the scariest thing?”
    He answered, “My wife.”
    The wife heard him and said in harsh voice, “What about our son?”

  • Robin October 17, 2013, 10:17 am

    How to find out the current time without a watch?
    Takes a stone and throw at the window of the neighbor. The neighbor gets angry and shouts “Who throw this stone at 6:30am ?”

  • Justice October 15, 2013, 3:21 pm

    Funny

  • Antwi Kwaebibirem October 13, 2013, 2:19 pm

    Interesting stories.

  • Exclamation Mark!!! October 11, 2013, 11:39 pm

    I love this website!!! The jokes are so funny!!! My favology isology theology sharkology oneology!!! Lol, keep up the good work!!!

  • Deepak pandey October 9, 2013, 10:56 am

    I like all the stories of your site. Keep it up…

  • Bebeth Jaraba October 8, 2013, 11:58 am

    I sat under a tree, and told the tree with my tears falling: “Why do I always get hurt? Don’t I deserve to be happy?”

    And the tree answered: “Don’t cry my love, everyone deserves to be happy and getting hurt is part of our life.”

    and my tears stopped falling

    and
    and
    and
    and I ran as fast as I could…

    and who would not be?

    Just imagine a tree talking?

  • Anupriya September 30, 2013, 1:04 am

    One day coming Christmas, a boy and his brother knelt down to pray. The boy shouted, “I want a bicycle.”

    His brother asked why he was shouting God is not deaf the boy replied but grandma is!

  • Uma Maheswar Nakka September 29, 2013, 11:42 pm

    Very delightful site.

    Thanks and Regards
    Maheswar

  • Rita Borg September 27, 2013, 2:12 am

    They say that laughing is one of the best medicine and it’s so true.

    Stephen not only the moral and the inspirational stories are so fantastic, also these jokes that made my day so different then yesterday.

    You are a gift of joy to us and have such a talent. I like the joke of the man in the restaurant 73.by.stephen, keep up this enjoyable site God bless.

    • Stephen September 27, 2013, 8:47 am

      Thank you Rita!

  • IssieCruise September 26, 2013, 8:18 am

    Superb stories love all, esp…the one with a professor and a student.

  • Brahmanandareddy sunkara September 25, 2013, 7:25 am

    The stories on this site have full moral values and useful to who follow to making good behavior with others..

  • AJ September 20, 2013, 1:14 pm

    Loved it.

  • Abarna September 20, 2013, 9:27 am

    It was so comedy.

  • Susee September 19, 2013, 5:19 am

    Great jokes, makes us stay cool…!!!

  • Susee September 19, 2013, 5:17 am

    Jokes with smile makes our life good. I enjoyed the jokes to the core…

  • Cake September 18, 2013, 7:49 am

    What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

    Don’t get too hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

  • Raj September 18, 2013, 6:15 am

    Here is a joke you might like.

    A cop stopped a person in the middle of the night and asked him where the hell he was going.

    He tells him, I am on my way to listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking.

    Cop: Who the hell would give a lecture at this time of the night?

    The person: Who else? My wife.

  • Mukwano September 17, 2013, 5:31 pm

    Hahahaahahaha hilarious extremely fuunny pheww…

  • Boszdaldal September 17, 2013, 6:14 am

    Funny. I am now very happy.

  • Bertilda September 15, 2013, 7:53 am

    Love them stories. Here’s one, I hope you like it.

    This couple moved to Guam and did not know much about speaking the English “language” but, they got by pretty well, one day the man told his wife, “Honey can you go to the store today and get us a case of whole chicken?”

    Wife: “Sure dear why not?”

    So, off she went to get the case of whole chicken. She looked everywhere in the store and could find a case of whole chicken, but she saw the eggs so she opened up the dozen of eggs & took one out, walked up to the cashier and said, “Excuse me.”

    Cashier: “Yes, how may I help you?”

    She raised her hands, so the cashier can see the egg and asked, “Where is the mom?”

    😀

  • Allani September 14, 2013, 4:01 am

    There were 3 husbands talking. The first husband said, “You know, my wife read the book ‘The 2 Teachers of San Jose’ and I knew that she was pregnant with 2 identical babies.”

    The second husband said, “Oh yeah, same incident, my wife was reading the book ‘The 5 Leaders in Charge’ and we already have 5 children.”

    The 3rd husband’s face turned pale and he rushed home. The 2 husbands shouted, “Why are you so rush to go home?”

    And the 3rd husband shouted back, “My wife just read the book ‘The 50,000 soldiers!'”

  • Allani September 14, 2013, 3:52 am

    There were 4 boys. The first boy said “What is your favorite brand of technology, mine is apple?”

    The second boy said “mine is black berry”.

    The third boy said “mine is cherry (short for Cherry mobile).

    The 4th boy shouted “GRAPES”.

    He thought that they were talking about fruits.

  • Peace Jonathan September 10, 2013, 11:00 am

    Love the joke about the guy who ran naked under the rain.

  • Merlan September 9, 2013, 9:53 pm

    Teacher: Okay class, only Peter got 98/100.

    Peter: See, can you do that? I am really very intelligent more than anyone else in this class.

    Teacher: Okay the rest got 100/100.

    :mrgreen:

  • Peace September 9, 2013, 1:01 pm

    I love the joke about the guy ‘who was running naked’ and that of ‘the smartest man in the world’ … kudos.

  • Ray September 8, 2013, 1:47 pm

    An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.

    He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time and falls again. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

    Outside, he tries to stand up and falls flat again. He gives up and crawls the four blocks to his house, crawls up the stairs and pulls himself into bed.

    The next morning, his wife stands over him shouting, “So, you’ve been out boozing again!”

    “What makes you say that?” he asks, putting on an innocent face.

    “The pub called — you left your wheelchair there again.”

  • Farhana Moosvi September 8, 2013, 8:57 am

    Ha ha ha can’t stop my laughting

  • Anu Priya September 4, 2013, 9:12 am

    It is so funnnny. I really enjoyed…

  • Irina)) September 4, 2013, 6:50 am

    ahahahah I like these stories:D

  • Rahman September 3, 2013, 9:57 am

    Funny right? Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa

  • Rahman September 3, 2013, 4:39 am

    Here’s a funny story about Suppandi.

    One day he was feeling sick so he went to the doctor. The doctor said he should have a light dinner so that evening Suppandi was removing the tube light. His master caught him and asked why he was removing the tube light. Suppandi said the doctor said I should have a light dinner.

  • Nanlilflix September 1, 2013, 8:09 am

    Very funny hahahahahahah

  • Hassan August 28, 2013, 7:22 am

    That is funny.

  • Pratyush August 28, 2013, 2:06 am

    Nice jokes

  • Jennifer August 27, 2013, 6:00 pm

    Hahah! Nice ones I even used one for my report!

  • Papino August 27, 2013, 1:23 pm

    Lol hahahaha these jokes never get old

  • Miraash Dragneel August 27, 2013, 10:07 am

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

  • Koe August 27, 2013, 4:29 am

    Among those stories, i like Mouthology story the most ::p
    ::)

  • Najmi Hazim August 25, 2013, 10:36 pm

    It is a very funny, great website. Keep up the good work!

  • Nepo August 25, 2013, 4:23 pm

    Thanks

  • Andera August 24, 2013, 8:09 pm

    Experimental Psychology

    A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?”

    She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

    Everyone in the pub started staring at them. Naturally, the guy was terribly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.

    After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

    At this the guy responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean? $300?”

  • Andera August 24, 2013, 7:59 pm

    Three Kinds

    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’

    The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions’.

    ‘Onions?’

    ‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’

    This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, ‘Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?’.

    The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20’s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30’s and 40’s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50’s, it is like a Christmas Tree.’

    ‘A Christmas tree?’

    ‘Yes – the root’s dead and the balls are just for decoration.’

  • Chinu August 24, 2013, 4:06 am

    Wonderful stories. I have read the stories in tense mood, then became happy.

  • Ashwini August 23, 2013, 2:07 pm

    Hee hee I like all these jokes I cannot choose which one is the best…

  • Padma Priya Nvsg August 23, 2013, 10:52 am

    Hey nice jokes. Fantastic.

  • Christina Joseph August 22, 2013, 2:20 am

    Hahahah it’s really funny ..

  • Husainar August 21, 2013, 3:23 am

    All stories are awesome. I also enjoy all, and I expect more stories from you all.

  • Sophie August 20, 2013, 5:45 pm

    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there’s a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 note falls out on to the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her…. “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag ..”

    “Oh, really? Darn!” says the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!”

    “Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

    “Oh, no”, says the little old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there’s a game, a lot of fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my flower beds!”

    “So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say, ‘$20 or off it comes.”

    “Well, that seems only fair.” Laughs the cop. “OK, good luck! By the way, what’s in the other bag?”

    “Well”, says the little old lady, “not everybody pays.”

  • Abdukadir cadde August 19, 2013, 4:56 pm

    Can’t stop laughing hahaha
    Abdukadir sheikh adde is the funniest.

  • Abdukadir cadde August 19, 2013, 4:52 pm

    Wife to husband: Darling, the doctor suggested me to go to Switzerland or Paris for relaxation, where shall we go?
    Husband: Other doctor!

  • Srinivasen Arumugam August 17, 2013, 3:47 am

    A very nice jokes…

    Life is to live and live to great. Thanks for everyone`s attitude to make the others happy and enjoy their life. I salute all those efforts…

    While you make a person to laugh indirectly you are keeping him as HEALTHY and so you are more than a doctor and by extending his life span you are becoming A GOD to him.

  • Hanis Izzati August 16, 2013, 8:00 am

    Very funny stories .. I enjoy reading it ..

  • Kudakwashe August 15, 2013, 3:03 pm

    Nice funny stories especially the professor and sailor story.

  • Tom D Lukhuleni August 15, 2013, 6:14 am

    From Swaziland!!!! hehehehehehehehehheheh

    A teacher asked the students, what is the name of the car used when it’s raining?
    Tom said it’s called rain-carnation.

  • Meckywebster August 14, 2013, 11:02 am

    Lol….it’s very impressive.

  • PumpkinPie August 13, 2013, 10:37 pm

    Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only bring one personal item.

    “I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I’ll have something to eat,” said the first criminal.

    “I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I’ll have something to drink,” said the second.

    The third criminal looks proud of himself. “I brought a car door, so when it gets hot, I can roll down the window.” 🙂

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