Jokes for kids

by Stephen on December 8, 2012 · 32 comments

in Funny Jokes

Teacher: Last night I had a dream that I ate a huge marshmallow.

Student: And what happened next?

Teacher: I woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!


A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, “Dear how was your first day at school?”

And the girl replied, “First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?”


Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!


Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk!


Q: What must you do before you get board a bus?
A: Get on it!


Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: The word smiles because there is a mile between each s.


Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.


Q: What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door!!


Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A: To show his girlfriend he had guts.


Q: What did the pig say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A: That’s the end of me…


Q. What happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?
A. It gets wet.


Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because it was not peeling well!


Q. Why do fish swim in salt water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.


Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You’re too young to smoke


Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine


Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: Because nobody else will do it for them.


Q. Why did the cat cross the road?
A. To get away from the dog!


Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To chase the cat on the other side!!!


Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud


Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?
A: A title wave


Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquitoes?
A: Too much competition!


Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says “Spit out your gum” and the train says “Choo! Choo!”

Riddles for Kids:

1. I don’t have lungs or a chest but I need air; I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have a mouth and I’m allergic to water. What am I ?

Answer: Fire


2. I am found in the sea and on land but I do not walk or swim. I travel by foot but I am toeless. I’m never far from home. What am I?

Answer: A snail


3. I run but I never walk. I have a mouth but I never talk. I have a bed but I never lie. What am I ?

Answer: A river


4. What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

Answer: A man (crawls as a baby, then walks on 2 feet, then uses a cane (3 legs) as an old man.)


5. What thing that God made sleeps with its head down?

Answer: A bat


6. What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die?

Answer: Nothing


7. What is as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh anything?

Answer: An elephant’s shadow


8. What goes up, but never comes down?

Answer: Age


9. What did George Washington say to his men before they got in the boat?

Answer: β€œMen, get in this boat!”


10. My uncle has a sister but she is not my aunt. Who is she?

Answer: My mother


11. What animal carries his house wherever he goes?

Answer: Turtle


12. If you chop it, it heals at once.

Answer: Water


13. Claps and claps, but the neighbors do not hear.

Answer: Eyes

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{ 32 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Mosopefoluwa December 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Great ones for kids

2 Rai Debit December 9, 2012 at 2:32 am

Haha, I find some of them quite funny !

3 Noeme D. Catayas December 9, 2012 at 7:50 am

It’s really entertaining and relaxing… thanks for sharing.

4 Aayesha.M December 10, 2012 at 12:20 am

Superb very intresting jokes n riddles for kids

5 nNadin December 10, 2012 at 6:19 am

It’s entertaining, and I guess not only for kids..I sent for academic and they were laughing..good to share thanks.

6 Sangeeta December 10, 2012 at 8:47 am

Good ones

7 Dipika December 11, 2012 at 1:32 am

I want some more………….

8 Surya January 9, 2013 at 9:30 am

It is soooo funny I loved it…

9 Vasuki January 16, 2013 at 8:56 am

Haha, good jokes

10 Saran March 25, 2013 at 5:38 am

Nice work buddy.

11 Adesh April 1, 2013 at 2:34 pm

Some more please, so lovely.

12 Shatax April 19, 2013 at 4:30 am

Awesome! I liked it

13 Ashwini Shah April 25, 2013 at 8:57 am

Riddles are awesome and even motivational stories.

14 Uma Kumar June 4, 2013 at 8:13 am

The site is wonderful…

15 Noor Shamsi July 2, 2013 at 12:23 am

Awesome ! Not only for kids…………

16 Anon August 14, 2013 at 7:39 am

Nice entertainments for kids.

17 Fahima October 26, 2013 at 4:12 pm


Here’s a good one: If there are ten fish in a pond and one drowned how many are there left?
Nine? No, ten. Fish don’t drown.

18 Brandon October 26, 2013 at 10:39 pm

Nice one. That was really funny.

19 Usman nawaz November 10, 2013 at 3:13 am

Some are nice.

20 Simon Vono November 20, 2013 at 12:39 am

This is not just for kids only….. I tell you, this is for us parents too…. just too goooood!!!!….

21 Selva January 7, 2014 at 2:45 am

Really nice website to learn more by short stories, entertain by jokes and to play with riddles thanks… keep on doing the same…

22 Mariam January 14, 2014 at 4:55 am

Simply fantastic. Thanks.

23 S.makesh February 11, 2014 at 4:25 am

I wish to apprise my sincere thanks for your gratuity of english jokes and I expect more like same far my life end.

24 Phoebe March 17, 2014 at 12:43 am

Wow… give me some more

25 Mariam March 19, 2014 at 1:38 am

I had this joke before.

26 Allan April 9, 2014 at 2:38 am

I like this joke very much! Thank you!

27 Murtaza June 7, 2014 at 1:25 pm


28 Yan lub June 27, 2014 at 3:04 am

Some are old and corny…however some are good.

29 Mamata June 27, 2014 at 10:21 am

Really these jokes grew my thank you…….

30 Ibrahim Boss July 20, 2014 at 9:13 am

I didn’t find anything worth laughing

31 Kishwar October 26, 2014 at 5:29 am

Riddles are v interesting, I want to read more

32 Parveen September 24, 2016 at 12:02 pm

I want to read more riddles very funny

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