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Funny Short Stories

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

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Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

:mrgreen:

Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

😯
:mrgreen:

Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

😛 :mrgreen:

Mouthology:

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

😀

Captain:

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

😀

Elephant:

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

:mrgreen:

Do you know any short but very funny stories? Please share below 😛


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  • Ronald October 3, 2012, 2:35 am

    These jokes cool off stress.

  • Love_Babe_sumsum October 1, 2012, 3:10 pm

    WHO FARTED?

    There were three men: one called German, another called France and the last called Bellman. The 3 have a competition on who could stay the longest in a pig farm.

    German went in first and after two minutes, he came out saying the pig farted, the pig farted.

    France came in and after 10 mins, he came out shouting the same thing.

    Bellman went in and after 20 mins, the pigs ran out saying Bellman farted, Bellman farted…

    Enjoy :mrgreen:

  • Dotty October 1, 2012, 2:31 pm

    Nice change of pace. I was just drifting around not really doing anything, that was fun. thank- you!!!

  • Kanishka September 28, 2012, 12:30 pm

    An 80-year old man walks into the doctor’s office for his regular check-up.

    The doctor says to him, “Ahh, Ted, how are you feeling?”

    “Great,” says the old man. “I have an 18-year old wife, and she’s pregnant with my child.”

    The doctor gives a concerned look and says to Ted, “Ted, let me tell you a story. See, I have this hunter friend and one early morning, he goes out hunting, but is in such a hurry that he grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, as he is hunting, he spots a
    lion. He aims at the lion with his umbrella and shoots at it. Bam! The lion falls dead to the ground.”

    “What?!” cries the old man. “Why? that’s impossible! Someone else must have shot the lion.”

    “Exactly!” says the doctor.

  • Ols September 25, 2012, 7:04 am

    Two bold headed guys were fighting over one comb 🙂

  • Matt September 24, 2012, 11:22 am

    lol these are so funny. The leading hand santiser can kill up to 99.9 % or germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of what ever he wants lol

  • Rajkumar Singh September 23, 2012, 4:01 am

    So nice funny stories, it makes to forget all the sadness. Thanks a lot.

  • Thimira September 21, 2012, 4:38 am

    One husand came home drunk in the night. He needed use the toilet as soon as he got to the house. Then he did it and went to sleep.

    Next day he woke up and went to his wife…

    Husband: Darling, yesterday I felt something different when I was using the toilet. The door of the toilet has to be pulled. And also there was an autumatic light when I opened the door…

    His wife thought for a while and went to check…

    Wife: OMG…next time please check whether you are going to use the toilet or the refrigerator…

    🙂 🙂 😀

  • Thimira September 21, 2012, 4:19 am

    Nice work…..very funny……will submit more in the future…

  • Anupa September 18, 2012, 2:48 am

    Once a dumb man had to buy a hammer. He went to the shop and asked for the hammer by hitting on a table with his fist.

    Now a blind man had to buy a scissor. Think how will he get it from the shopkeeper?

    No guesses!

    If so remember that the blind man can speak 😀

  • Agawine September 16, 2012, 1:36 pm

    Nice, very nice. I like funny stories. I like the madman and wrong email and also the 1st one. Thx.

  • Ka Vyrux September 14, 2012, 2:10 am

    Indeed they are funny.

  • Kenzy September 12, 2012, 3:07 pm

    Cool jokes, keep up the creative work.

  • PRIYA September 12, 2012, 1:20 pm

    I just love these jokes.

  • Real Man September 12, 2012, 10:20 am

    Want to hear a joke? Women’s Rights!

    Did you hear about the woman who got hit by a car? My question is, how did the car get into the kitchen?

    How do you fix a woman’s watch? You don’t, there’s a clock on the stove!

    Why are women’s feet smaller than a man’s? So they can stand closer to the sink!

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead!

    What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile!

  • AAHA September 10, 2012, 3:41 am

    Wow lol, it is a very funny, great website. Keep up the good work!!

  • LOL September 10, 2012, 2:41 am

    Alien invasion.

    Tom: OMG. the staffroom has been invaded by these horrendoou creatures.
    Megan: You mean more horrendous than the last bunch?
    Tom: Yes-these carry detention slips.
    Megan: Mo wonder.

  • NILO September 5, 2012, 6:27 am

    FUNNY

  • Aha August 31, 2012, 6:07 am

    All were very cool.

  • Angel Tiara August 28, 2012, 3:16 am

    Guys I fell off my bed laughing.

  • Miriam (mimi) August 27, 2012, 10:33 am

    These are so so funny, I just can’t stop laughing.

    Thanks to all who participated to came up with this.

  • Zubu August 26, 2012, 5:44 pm

    Wow really funny, I like them thanks!

  • Nobody August 21, 2012, 6:39 am

    Love these short stories! I have a teenage daughter and she’s always browsing the web for something to get her entetained, seeing as she came out of a relationship. I’m glad that I will tell her about this!

  • Robinson August 15, 2012, 1:09 pm

    I just love all the jokes here… but so in love with the mad man joke.

  • Hashinda August 14, 2012, 12:51 pm

    Thanx, it’s beautiful and funny.

  • Salinda from sri lanka August 10, 2012, 2:38 pm

    Here are my favorites:

    There was a couple…the lady was very talkative and she kept talking with people on the phone hour after hour when she is alone at home.

    End of everymonth they used to get a massive telephone bill and the husband was so worried on this.

    One day they were dining at the table and the phone rang..

    The lady’s reaction was immediate…she ran to the phone and started chatting..

    After about 30-min she hang up and came back to the table.

    The husband was happy that she hang up in 30 min which was a good sign where she normally doesn’t hung up at least for 2-hours. So he happily inquired…was she busy to hang up so early???

    No..it was a wrong number.. replied the lady..

  • Shiqran August 10, 2012, 1:24 am

    I enjoyed this website very much.

  • Seth Tha Bom August 8, 2012, 7:48 pm

    Funny much.

  • Vicky August 7, 2012, 5:02 pm

    It is very nice and funny…

  • Aakira August 6, 2012, 3:27 pm

    Super like

  • Shaqe August 3, 2012, 4:16 am

    Hahaha………so funny stories tnx

  • Tripulee August 3, 2012, 1:31 am

    Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they met a sign that said: Disneyland left. So they started crying and went back home.

  • Babi July 29, 2012, 4:53 am

    haha funny… good

  • Almansor July 27, 2012, 3:31 am

    Great… keep up the good work.

  • Ljeoma July 26, 2012, 6:41 am

    Nice one there

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