Funny Yo Mama Jokes

by Stephen on March 22, 2013 · 225 comments

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Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

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Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

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Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

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Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

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Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

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Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

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Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.

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Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.

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Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”

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Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.

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Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.

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Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

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Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

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Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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