Jokes

Funny Corny Jokes

July 16, 2013

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!” A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon and laid it on the table. The vet pulled out his […]

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Super Funny Jokes

May 11, 2013

A guy needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order for it to go, he would say “Thank God” and for it to stop he would have to say “Amen”. So the guy went, and a […]

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Funny Jokes About Kids

April 25, 2013

With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” – she asked. “I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. […]

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Funny Jokes About Women – for men!

April 3, 2013

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?” “Are you nuts?!” – she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you […]

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Funny Jokes About Men – for women!

April 2, 2013

Men are like…..Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Of course women don’t work as hard as men… They get it right the first time. What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence? A widow. How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his […]

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Funny Clean Jokes

March 28, 2013

The mother was furious. “Paul!” – she yelled. “Why are you making such awful faces at your bulldog?” “Well, Mom, he started it!” A small boy ridiculed the talk about a painless dentist in his neighborhood. “He’s not painless at all.” – said the boy. “He put his finger in my mouth and I bit […]

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Funny Sex Jokes

March 26, 2013

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel.” Paddy asked, “And what do I do with […]

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42 Funny One Liner Jokes

March 25, 2013

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes. o O o A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. o O o How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old […]

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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

March 22, 2013

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles. o O o Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince. o O o Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued. o O o Yo mama is so […]

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Funny Dirty Jokes

March 21, 2013

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey […]

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