Jokes for kids

by Stephen on December 8, 2012 · 26 comments

in Funny Jokes

Teacher: Last night I had a dream that I ate a huge marshmallow.

Student: And what happened next?

Teacher: I woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!!

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A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, “Dear how was your first day at school?”

And the girl replied, “First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?”

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Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk!

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Q: What must you do before you get board a bus?
A: Get on it!

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Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: The word smiles because there is a mile between each s.

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Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

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Q: What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door!!

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Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A: To show his girlfriend he had guts.

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Q: What did the pig say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A: That’s the end of me…

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Q. What happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?
A. It gets wet.

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Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because it was not peeling well!

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Q. Why do fish swim in salt water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You’re too young to smoke

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine

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Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: Because nobody else will do it for them.

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Q. Why did the cat cross the road?
A. To get away from the dog!

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Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To chase the cat on the other side!!!

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Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud

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Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?
A: A title wave

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Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquitoes?
A: Too much competition!

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Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says “Spit out your gum” and the train says “Choo! Choo!”


Riddles for Kids:

1. I don’t have lungs or a chest but I need air; I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have a mouth and I’m allergic to water. What am I ?

Answer: Fire

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2. I am found in the sea and on land but I do not walk or swim. I travel by foot but I am toeless. I’m never far from home. What am I?

Answer: A snail

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3. I run but I never walk. I have a mouth but I never talk. I have a bed but I never lie. What am I ?

Answer: A river

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4. What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

Answer: A man (crawls as a baby, then walks on 2 feet, then uses a cane (3 legs) as an old man.)

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5. What thing that God made sleeps with its head down?

Answer: A bat

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6. What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die?

Answer: Nothing

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7. What is as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh anything?

Answer: An elephant’s shadow

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8. What goes up, but never comes down?

Answer: Age

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9. What did George Washington say to his men before they got in the boat?

Answer: “Men, get in this boat!”

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10. My uncle has a sister but she is not my aunt. Who is she?

Answer: My mother

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11. What animal carries his house wherever he goes?

Answer: Turtle

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12. If you chop it, it heals at once.

Answer: Water

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13. Claps and claps, but the neighbors do not hear.

Answer: Eyes

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{ 26 comments… read them below or add one }

1. Mosopefoluwa — December 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Great ones for kids

2. Rai Debit — December 9, 2012 at 2:32 am

Haha, I find some of them quite funny !

3. Noeme D. Catayas — December 9, 2012 at 7:50 am

It’s really entertaining and relaxing… thanks for sharing.

4. Aayesha.M — December 10, 2012 at 12:20 am

Superb very intresting jokes n riddles for kids

5. nNadin — December 10, 2012 at 6:19 am

Salam,
It’s entertaining, and I guess not only for kids..I sent for academic and they were laughing..good to share thanks.

6. Sangeeta — December 10, 2012 at 8:47 am

Good ones

7. Dipika — December 11, 2012 at 1:32 am

I want some more………….

8. Surya — January 9, 2013 at 9:30 am

It is soooo funny I loved it…

9. Vasuki — January 16, 2013 at 8:56 am

Haha, good jokes

10. Saran — March 25, 2013 at 5:38 am

Nice work buddy.

11. Adesh — April 1, 2013 at 2:34 pm

Some more please, so lovely.

12. Shatax — April 19, 2013 at 4:30 am

Awesome! I liked it

13. Ashwini Shah — April 25, 2013 at 8:57 am

Riddles are awesome and even motivational stories.

14. Uma Kumar — June 4, 2013 at 8:13 am

The site is wonderful…

15. Noor Shamsi — July 2, 2013 at 12:23 am

Awesome ! Not only for kids…………

16. Anon — August 14, 2013 at 7:39 am

Nice entertainments for kids.

17. Fahima — October 26, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Cool.

Here’s a good one: If there are ten fish in a pond and one drowned how many are there left?
Nine? No, ten. Fish don’t drown.

18. Brandon — October 26, 2013 at 10:39 pm

Nice one. That was really funny.

19. Usman nawaz — November 10, 2013 at 3:13 am

Some are nice.

20. Simon Vono — November 20, 2013 at 12:39 am

This is not just for kids only….. I tell you, this is for us parents too…. just too goooood!!!!….

21. Selva — January 7, 2014 at 2:45 am

Really nice website to learn more by short stories, entertain by jokes and to play with riddles thanks… keep on doing the same…

22. Mariam — January 14, 2014 at 4:55 am

Simply fantastic. Thanks.

23. S.makesh — February 11, 2014 at 4:25 am

I wish to apprise my sincere thanks for your gratuity of english jokes and I expect more like same far my life end.

24. Phoebe — March 17, 2014 at 12:43 am

Wow… give me some more

25. Mariam — March 19, 2014 at 1:38 am

I had this joke before.

26. Allan — April 9, 2014 at 2:38 am

I like this joke very much! Thank you!

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