Quotes

Life lessons

by Stephen on November 16, 2012 · 20 comments

in Life, Quotes

“Never do something permanently foolish just because you are temporarily upset.”
Lily

“Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.”
Van Wilder

“The most beautiful thing is to see a person you love smiling. And even more beautiful is knowing you are the reason behind it.”
XOXO

“Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.”
Randall G Leighton

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”
Robert Frost

“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.”
Ann Landers

“Sometimes, when you’re mad, you have the right to be mad, but you don’t have the right to be cruel.”
Saphire007

“Don’t be afraid of change. You may end up losing something good, but you will probably end up gaining something better.”
Unknown

“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.”
Alexander Graham Bell

“Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.”
Unknown

“Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.”
Elbert Hubbard

“Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, because hate in your heart will consume you too.”
Will Smith

“Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.”
James Dean

“Nobody is perfect, and nobody deserves to be perfect. Nobody has it easy, everybody has issues. You never know what people are going through. So pause before you start judging, criticizing, or mocking others. Everybody is fighting their own unique war.”
Soulman

“Choose the guy or girl who brings you to meet his or her parents, not his or her bedroom.”
Maryann

“The best thing in life is finding someone who knows about all your flaws and still thinks you’re completely amazing.”
Shelly

“Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.”
Yeahyeah

“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.”
Michelle

“While you’re busy looking for the perfect person, you’ll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy.”
Lulu

“The most painful and worst possible types of goodbyes are the ones that are never said, or never explained.”
Nick

“Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you’re alive.”
Dee

“You don’t drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.”
Jonny123

“Making one person smile can change the world. Maybe not the whole world, but their world. Start small. Start now.”
Pammy

“Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you.”
Uncle.D

“Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.”
StevenO

“Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”
Soxy

“Giving up and moving on are two very different things.”
Chris

“A silent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.”
Timmy Jim

“Letting go is not forgetting, it’s remembering without fear.”
Roger

“Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.”
Unknown

“Throughout your lifetime, the most difficult choice you will ever have to make is deciding whether you should let go, or hold on a little longer.”
Angel

“We meet no ordinary people in our lives. If you give them a chance, everyone has something amazing to offer.”

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Funny quotes

by Stephen on November 5, 2012 · 14 comments

in Quotes

“I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.”
Author Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
Emo Philips

“My life needs editing.”
Mort Sahl

“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
Charles Wadsworth

“Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.”
Author Unknown

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
Albert Einstein

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”
Will Rogers

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”
Steven Wright

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”
Phyllis Diller

“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.'”
Claude Pepper

“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
Winston Churchill

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”
Natalie Wood

“I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.”
Bertrand Russell

“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
W. C. Fields

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”
Steven Wright

“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
Laurence J. Peter

“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.”
Oliver Herford

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
Robin Williams

“There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.”
Lewis Black

“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: ‘What are you looking at?'”
Margaret Smith

“If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.”
William Lyon Phelps

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”
Sam Levenson

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”
Earl Wilson

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
Bob Hope

“The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”
George Jessel

“Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.”
Author Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!”
Author Unknown

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Education quotes

November 2, 2012

“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.” Nelson Mandela “Teachers open the door, but you enter by yourself.” Author Unknown “Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.” Anthony J. D’Angelo “The great difficulty in education is to get experience out of […]

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Quotes About Not Giving Up

October 28, 2012

“A winner is someone who gets up one more time than he is knocked down.” Author Unknown “Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.” Samuel Beckett “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep […]

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