13 rules you did not learn in school

by Stephen on November 13, 2012 · 7 comments

in Education, Life

Here are some basic rules that children should be learning in school, but unfortunately don’t. Not all of these have to do with academics.

Rule #1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teen-ager uses the phrase, “It’s not fair” 8.6 times a day.

Rule #2: The real world won’t care as much about your self-esteem as much as your school does. It’ll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain it’s not fair.

Rule #3: Sorry, you won’t make $40,000 a year right out of high school. And you won’t be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn’t have a label.

Rule #4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he’s not going to ask you how you feel about it.

Rule #5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grand-parents had a different word of burger flipping. They called it “opportunity”. They weren’t embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend.

Rule #6: It’s not your parents’ fault. If you screw up, you are responsible. This is the flip side of “It’s my life,” and “You’re not the boss of me,” and other eloquent proclamations of your generation. When you turn 18, it’s on your dime. Don’t whine about it, or you’ll sound like a baby boomer.

Rule #7: Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn’t. In some schools, they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. Failing grades have been abolished and class valedictorians scrapped, lest anyone’s feelings be hurt. Effort is as important as results. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

Rule #8: Life is not divided into semesters, and you don’t get summers off. Not even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For eight hours. And you don’t get a new life every 10 weeks. It just goes on and on. While we’re at it, very few jobs are interesting in fostering your self-expression or helping you find yourself. Fewer still lead to self-realization.

Rule #9: Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for commercials. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs. Your friends will not be as perky or pliable as Jennifer Aniston.

Rule #10: Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Rule #11: Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic. Next time you’re out cruising, watch an 11-year-old with a butt in his mouth. That’s what you look like to anyone over 20. Ditto for “expressing yourself” with purple hair and/or pierced body parts.

Rule #12: You are not immortal. If you are under the impression that living fast, dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse is romantic, you obviously haven’t seen one of your peers at room temperature lately.

Rule #13: Enjoy your youth time while you can. Sure parents are a pain, school is a bother and life is depressing but someday you’ll realize how wonderful it was to be a kid. Maybe you should start now.

By Charles J. Sykes
Printed in San Diego Union Tribune
September 19, 1996

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1 Margaret November 14, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Lovely! 13 rules you did not learn in school.

It’s very true. The ex-students know it better as they are experiencing it.

I will be revising it to the present high school students at the morning assembly.

2 EJ November 15, 2012 at 1:41 am

Personally, I oppose # 1…

3 misha January 27, 2013 at 8:19 pm

Awww… That’s not fair! (No way I’m anything like that though, I’m the nerd XD)

4 Sanya May 3, 2013 at 8:31 am

Ya….it’s my 10th and I will miss my school…. and my class…

5 Samradnyee June 10, 2013 at 10:39 am

Yeah!!!!!!! Learned a lot. Bt u can’t say that life’s unfair. It depends on the way u think!!!!!!!!!!

6 Jack Wiser August 6, 2013 at 3:52 pm

I didn’t even know people thought school and parents were a pain. I massively appreciate mine all the time, I would forget all thee rules for this one tip: when you are sad, smile because soon you are gonna be happy and when your happy, enjoy it and be prepared to be sad again.

7 Arifa January 5, 2014 at 7:25 pm

I miss my childhood. I miss everything … I had everyone around me, my parents, my elder sister :(

When I turned 15 I lost my parents. When I turned 18 my sister got married and shifted to another city … All my dream was to go and play outside with my friend for the whole day ;’) Now I’m 24 and I miss everything about my past.

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